Chapter 1499: Smashed ring
Li Jiayu is surprisingly angry this time!
In the past, although the octopus was shameless and shameless, at least it was not so brazen, but this time it was too much, and it has already violated Li Jiayu's bottom line!
paralysis!
Actually dare to sneak out the close-fitting pants when the old lady is in a coma!
And also stuffed into the mouth and chewed with relish!
Even dare to boast that tastes good!
Not bad, your mother is forced!
Even if you make a great contribution today, the old lady will also dismount you from the eight pieces!
Li Jiayu has already angered her face with red, blue and blue smoldering fire. Her mind is like a lava spray. No matter what, no matter what, she only wants to chase the dead octopus.
She is still innocent, she is easy to her, now it is good, this innocence is buried in the hands of the wretched octopus, to know that even Yang An has never touched her a few times!
"Wow, master, I will give up my life to save you, so you have to give me a little reward? Don't ask you to make a decision, just eat a pair of underwear and not a piece of meat, and will not let you get pregnant... ..."
In the void, at sea level, the octopus is like a meteor, and it is arrogant and arrogant. The tone is full of provocations and embarrassment. Obviously, it is full of enthusiasm, and Li Jiayu is no longer in the eyes.
"Give me a mouthful! Do you know that when I was slain by time and space, I was overly nervous and scared a cold sweat, and I was also covered with sweaty underwear. You are abnormal. You are..." Li Jiayu was furious and screamed.
The octopus immediately turned over and had a serious look on the face, "Don't think that I am a metamorphosis, I am a little yelling at me", "噢" has a long sigh:
"It’s not stinky, the owner’s sweat is also fragrant. Oh, unfortunately, when you are overly scared, you won’t scare the urine, or else you’ll eat better... In fact, your body fluid is fragrant. Even if it is urine, the octopus can drink eighteen bowls... 俺 This world. There is a legend, a Liangshan hero Wusong, before going to the mountains to fight the tiger, to drink three bowls of spirits... but that is nothing, 俺In order to eliminate the fate of the evil, the octopus can still drink the 18 bowls of your urine..."
铿锵 铿锵 。 。 。. Serious and serious tone, but the content of the words is extremely inconspicuous, three words do not leave a "urine" word, it seems to be desperate to want to drink a big bowl, it is simply a sinister madness.
Li Jiayu was so angry that her face was green and red, and she gnashed her teeth:
"Enough you don't say it! Let me tear your mouth!"
"Wow, hahahaha. It’s too fulfilling. It’s like a movie in the movie. It’s super fun!”
Li Jiayu was angry and angry and laughed: "If you are a bear, you will still be a prodigal son. Even if you can't spit out urine, I can help you soak your urine and let you look in the mirror!"
"Okay, the master is soaking his nose on the hoe."
The octopus subconsciously licked his face and hit the snake with the stick, but the next moment. It suddenly took back the wretched smile, coughed, stretched his face, and changed the wretched and funny voice into a magnetic, squeaky voice.
"Wait, master, actually... you just have to be attached to an octopus, just like you are attached to a human baby boy... that is, you and I can abandon the human body and the octopus at any time. , restore the original appearance. You...you are now the original appearance, the country is full of beauty, the bubble is beautiful, then, do you want to see the true appearance of you?"
"Ok?"
A sudden change. Suddenly let Li Jiayu forget to fly over and chase the octopus, floating in the ground, and looking at the chubby chubby octopus.
In all fairness, although the image of the octopus is quite cute, like the Q version of the red toy octopus, it has always been a bit cumbersome to watch for a long time, and when you talk, you like to wave its tentacles, which inevitably gives you a tempting feel.
"Can you turn into a human form? You... aren't you a giant soldier?" Li Jiayu's brain was dizzy, but he was a little overwhelmed. If the octopus really became a human form, it felt really weird to the extreme, she I can't imagine myself being followed by a wretched man who wants to eat **** all day...
Moreover, the octopus's voice is too strange now, and I am used to its cumbersome sound line. Li Jiayu is really not used to its current voice...
"The giant soldier is also the flesh and blood. Why can't it be transformed into a human form? Master, remember that two years ago, the group of stupid dragons invaded by the dragon world called it a dragon god, don't you feel strange..."
"It's really strange that a two dragon will treat you as a dragon god... but if dozens of articles treat you as a dragon, it is quite weird..."
"That is because when the scorpion was transformed into a giant soldier, the genes of all powerful races were merged... the devil, the protoss, the titan, the dragon all have... and in order to strengthen the scorpion, the devil is still Deliberately plunged into the ancestral graves of the dragons and captured the corpses of the dragon gods of the past... That is to say, the skeletons in the scorpion are condensed from the bones of the dragon gods of the past, and those who are seen by the younger generations will naturally be desecrated. The excitement of the skeleton is shocking..."
Li Jiayu smashed a few shackles, and for a long while he took a breath and nodded:
"What do you mean... do you have the perfect gene? No wonder when I first came to the world, you could change the form at will, become a pug and become a white rabbit, and become a white dove eagle, that I was thinking about it... can you become a person..."
“It’s not adult before, but it’s not easy to restore power now. It’s not easy. That’s why, when the goddess of light saw the human form, it’s also handsome and handsome...”
Li Jiayu did not give a sigh of relief, not salty or not:
"Yes, handsome, not handsome, can't be eaten, and then, I am not a girl, how do you look good with me?"
"But I am more handsome than Yang An! You don't want to take a look? You will know what is called the perfect masculine body!"
Li Jiayu did not speak, bowed his head, and silenced for a long while before he looked strange: "I don't bother to look at it, you are still honest. When your teasing is better than octopus, there is still a mouthful of how masculine you are, what are you doing? Don't go back to the human form to chase your bright goddess, and stay with me to eat underwear. Don't you feel wronged?"
"Wow, haha, the master, you will not be jealous? In fact, nothing is wrong with the goddess of light..."
Li Jiayu squinted at the octopus coldly and coldly. "Is it? Then you change it to me?"
"Good! Master, look!"
The octopus is too excited to be self-sustaining, and finally waits for this moment!
Salted fish should turn over!
Now that the owner has known the true strength, let the owner also look at my true face!
When you see my true face, you will be exclaimed, when the goddess of light praised my handsome!
The octopus's body is like a balloon. When it swells, the pink skin is quickly converted into human skin.
In less than a second, the octopus's tentacles disappeared and became a human figure, with hands and feet and bronze skin. The black hair fluttered and the eyes sparkled.
"How?" The man who became the octopus embraced his arms and smiled. He looked at Li Jiayu and said, "I am in a good shape?"
"you...."
Like Li Jiayu, Li Jiayu looked at the octopus without hesitation, as if he had lost his focal length and his face was slightly white. Swallowing a bitter bitter water to point to the octopus, stunned:
"This is your original form? How is it possible?"
"Wow, haha, handsome burst? Hey master, your horrified expression..." The octopus was too happy to find the North.
"It’s just a handsome explosion, it’s just a handsome blow..." Li Jiayu’s eyes twitched: “I can now count on it, you’re a fool from start to finish... and lie to me, the bright goddess boasted you handsome... Actually still skeptical... The level of your swearing words is ten times more powerful than the silver yarn..."
"Hey? What are you talking about? Isn't the octopus I am handsome? Oh, but the perfect masculine body..."
The man who had made a octopus smashed, and quickly condensed into ice, and stared at the image on the ice mirror.
In the mirror, what is the perfect masculine body, clearly a slightly bloated middle-aged bald head. Thick eyebrows, big eyes, and handsome can not match, and laughter is also very wretched!
"I rub! How can this be... This is not Tony's big wood... Why do I become the appearance of Tony's big wood?"
The cold sweat of the octopus immediately flowed out at a speed visible to the naked eye, a frightening, incredible look.
Li Jiayu yelled at him. He laughed and said:
"Hey, this is your face? Is it ugly?"
"No, no, I am not growing like this!"
The octopus bites his teeth and quickly runs the energy. He changes back to the octopus and then deforms once. This time the squad is bigger and even the white smoke is coming out.
The wind blew, the white smoke dissipated, and the new image of the octopus finally appeared. The shiny bald head disappeared, but it was replaced by a more wretched bronze man in his fifties. The hairstyle is like instant noodles, and the fingers are raised with both hands. The **** is still shaking slightly.
Li Jiayu jumped in the eyelids and had not spoken yet. The octopus on the other side had already taken care of the mirror, and for a long while, he screamed and wept:
"I am going to go, how can I become a Kato eagle this time... Why is this so that even the body can't get back?"
Suddenly, the octopus rounded his eyes and slammed his head to mourn:
"I know, I have taken too much enthusiasm for the guilty conscience, but the group of silks are watching Japanese small movies all day, admiring the actors in the small movies... so I am also deeply affected, only Can become a group of wretched boyfriend! Scorpio, is this retribution!"
Li Jiayu over there has already laughed out loud: "Octopus, can't you do it? If you can't, you still honestly be a octopus for a lifetime, wearing such a wretched skin, who dares to approach you?"
Kato hawk, who is a octopus, immediately blushes, throwing the ice mirror into the sea, and swearing:
"Oh, oh, of course!" It’s just a matter of trouble... It’s reborn based on the beliefs of the crepe, so the mind and the flesh are the condensed body of the creed of faith, even if the strength is restored now, there are still some Aftereffects... However, the owner can rest assured that it takes only a short period of time to purify the soul and let the sequelae completely disappear. At that time, the real human form can be restored..."
Li Jiayu waved his hand and looked like a disgust: "You still don't want to restore the human form. Let's make your octopus funny and restore the adult shape. I can't let you follow me... because... too much It should be disgusting..."
The octopus is crying and sorrowful face: "But the master, you can't wear colored glasses. 俺 Now, although it is wretched, it is also because of the influence of the crepe belief. If you completely purify the soul, it will not be so wretched, the goddess of light. Also praise the gentlemanly style..."
Li Jiayu turned his head in disgust, not looking at the old face of the octopus Kato Eagle, which aggravated the tone:
"Let's stop here. Don't think that I am still as stupid as I was two years ago. I will not know what you are doing... You are now a brick-and-mortar, and try to chase the white... I am not Bai Fumei, but I reject any man who beats my idea. Do you understand that there is only the feeling of the master and servant, the loyalty of the comrades, and I want you not to mix other feelings. If you cross the border, then you and I will never recover from the previous relationship."
"Ah, octopus understands!"
"Let's understand, change back to the octopus."
"no problem!"
"嘭" whispered, white smoke shrouded, "Kato Eagle" changed back to the fat head of the small octopus.
Li Jiayu left to look at the right, still feel that the octopus is now the most pleasing to the eye, smiled and said: "Do not become small, can not become a big octopus of ten meters?"
"Well, let alone ten meters, even if it is one hundred meters and one kilometer, there is no pressure!"
The octopus listened to Li Jiayu's request and changed into a hundred meters of huge octopus, traversing the ocean, not to mention the mighty domineering.
Li Jiayu stood on the huge head of the octopus, handcuffed his forehead, and after the excitement came a burst of weakness:
"Octopus, take me to a clean and clean place, I am really tired, I want to sleep well."
“Does the owner want to go abroad or go to China? Or do we go to Dubai again, Dubai is a good place...”
"What are you playing with your injuries? Go to China... It’s best to rely on the sea..."
"Well, the master is sitting steady!"
The octopus roared, and the cockroach slammed into the sky, and then it smashed and smashed the atmosphere, actually plowing a deep sea mark on the sea, for a long time!
The light particles of Li Jiayu's body gradually dispersed, and she whispered with a smile:
"With this guy around, there is a sense of security..."
At the end, Li Jiayu suddenly fought a cold war because she found that her body-protecting light elements were about to dissipate, and she was unable to use some strength due to serious injuries.
Oops, the clothes on her body are also composed of light elements!
If the power is dissipated, the light element will follow the emptiness, then is she not a smattering of the white strips?
While still awake, Li Jiayu quickly used the last trace of energy to take out a pure black cloak from the space ring, covering his shoulders and covering his body.
just....
Just doing all this, Li Jiayu heard a "squeaky" sound, the silver space ring on the finger appeared cracked, the crack quickly expanded, and finally, the ring broke into a silver fine sand, the wind blows, then dissipated in the air Among them...
After all, this space ring is only a legendary treasure. In the epic battle just now, I can't stand the toss, only crushing this end.
Her eyes were a little lost, and she closed her eyes and said:
"This is what Yang An sent me... Hey, it’s broken, so I have no contact with Yang An. But just, the ring is broken, is it prejudging Yang’s accident? Destiny invasion, first If you want to retaliate, I am afraid that is him..."