Chapter 1505: I am actually drunk again!
"Cry, shout..."
The genius is bright, the light golden sunlight passes through the window, and a circle of halo is sprinkled on the curtains, so that the entire bedroom is restored to light.
"Hey... how is the octopus snoring again... disturbing people and dreaming."
Li Jiayu blinked his eyes and complained with dissatisfaction. Because the octopus was not only snoring, but also grinding teeth!
In the past, octopus occasionally snored, but it was when it was a dream of spring dreams. Now the snoring of octopus is bigger than two years ago, and it is clear that it is something that is quite shameful and disgusting in dreams!
"This is a deadly metamorphosis, kindly let it sleep next to me, actually I am willing to give me a spring dream, go to hell!"
Li Jiayu looked at the octopus snoring and snoring on her thigh. She twisted her eyebrows and shook her eyebrows. She then moved her body and gave it to her bed!
"噗通", the octopus rolled under the dresser, but it was not awake, but it was still licking and licking, and the scorpion was more fragrant.
"Oh... good to drink... good to drink... come back to a bowl..."
Hearing the octopus's ignorant nightmare, Li Jiayu couldn't help but be tempted. She thought that the octopus had saved her from the body yesterday, and her anger against the octopus was much weaker. She wanted to get out of bed and then take it. Hold back, whisper:
"I thought I was doing a spring dream... It turned out to be just a dream of food... In fact, the octopus is quite cute. If you can change the habit of lasciviousness, you can..."
Li Jiayu’s voice was gone, and the octopus’s voice, which was as crayon-like as the crayon, was passed over:
"A bowl is not enough... oh... another bowl... thank you master... you will sprinkle it directly into your mouth afterwards... always use a bowl to hold your urine. How inconvenient..."
Li Jiayu stayed in an instant!
The moment of tenderness that was rarely raised is annihilated, replaced by strong shame and despair!
She clenched her fists. The face is red, whispering with a gnashing tooth:
"I am an idiot... I still have expectations for it... It's full of heads except for "se qin" and heavy tastes. What can you do... Resist it... It saved me yesterday... ...I won’t go over it and steam it up, at least spare it!”
Li Jiayu took a few deep breaths, and finally pressed her anger. She couldn't be angry. This dead octopus was more than ten thousand times more boring than Yang An. People Yang An was able to pretend to be a gentleman. At least not for her rough, but octopus, octopus, but even dreaming of spring dreams are drinking urine, how embarrassing!
Even if it is silk, you don't have to use silk to this extent. This is the biggest scale blow. If you are doing some spring dreams that are not shy. Li Jiayu can still accept, after all, I am used to it, but you are thinking about eating underwear, drinking urine... Then you still have a octopus for a lifetime!
"Oh... I hate iron and not steel? I wonder, how can I think so, do I still want the octopus to be like a normal man. Is it a normal sexual fantasy? But if the octopus doesn't eat underwear, don't drink urine... ...Isn't it going to get in the way? I really want more... Maybe it's good to maintain the status quo... Hey, look at the heroic content of it yesterday, should I reward it with a bowl and surprise it? Surprise..."
Li Jiayu thought about it, as if she had not really repaid the octopus. Others have pets, as long as the cats sell and sell. The owner will buy cat food, dog food, milk, beef to reward them, but Li Jiayu, not to fight the octopus or use it as a meat shield...
Looking back now, instead of saying that she is the master, it is better to say that she is a slave owner, who is ruthlessly crushing poor slaves, and does not let it eat well...
With such a thought, Li Jiayu was a bit stunned. Hey, is it necessary to reward it with a bowl? Although it is very shameful... However, compared to the octopus’s sacrifice for her, it seems that it is nothing...
"Oh... good drink... good drink... the master is drinking enough... I want to eat something... not as good as the top of your head..."
"唰"
Li Jiayu's face instantly turned into a blood red, her head was white smoke, she was scarlet with her eyes, staring at the octopus murderously, and the overwhelming savage killing almost smashed the octopus into pieces!
"I... I am really an idiot! I still want to reward it with a bowl, dead octopus, I swear that when you wake up, you must kill you! Don't want to sleep with me anymore! No, you can't touch it." Look, you disgusted octopus!"
Li Jiayu certainly understands the meaning of the octopus's nightmare, the bastard, you are so motivated, if you want to drink urine, you still have to take the inch, why don't you go to the girl's toilet!
Being ruined by the octopus, Li Jiayu was also sleepy. He just wanted to get out of bed, but found that the cool and sticky on the thighs, reaching out and touching, was actually the saliva of the octopus...
"Disgusting death, I still drool when I sleep on my lap!"
Li Jiayu did not fight one place, once again glanced at the octopus, and immediately grabbed a pillow on the bed and threw it over to the head of the octopus, but the octopus still slept in the "snoring", apparently dreaming of what "gao" "chao" part, eat it right...
Li Jiayu turned her head and couldn't bear to look at the perverted dead octopus. The dream of drinking urine and drinking so much is so sweet, it really lost to it!
Looking at the light red saliva on the palms and thighs, Li Jiayu reluctantly sighed: "It's sticky, you have to take a shower, really miss the previous sputum... just come to a purification, just don't need to take a shower..."
Li Jiayu is now hit hard, although the flesh and blood have been regenerated, the shoulders can not see scars, but the corrosive power of time still stays in her body, completely banned her power, so that she can not play a little magical.
Even her space ring has shattered and collapsed, nothing, including the previous piles of collectibles are annihilated, those precious to the unrivalled demigod magic core is gone, and most importantly, even her The bright scepter and the bright long skirt are gone!
If the bright long skirt is still there, at least it will be accompanied by the effect of "purifying pollution", but now it is... still honestly go to the bathroom.
I yawned and rolled out of bed. Put on the slippers and drag all the way to the bathroom. Close the door and lock it, take off your pajamas, untie the underwear, and then open the shower head, and it’s not long before you sizzle the hot fog everywhere...
This house is very tasteful and the decoration is not bad. It can be seen that the original owner has studied the oriental classical architectural culture. Even the decoration of this bathroom is engraved with dragon and phoenix patterns.
Not long. Li Jiayu was washed, she did not have the bad habit of washing the half-hours of the girl, as long as it can be washed clean enough.
"Oh... not good, I forgot to bring the clothes to change."
Li Jiayu closed the shower head and found that there was no spare clothing. The original clothes were sprayed with the shower head...
No way, she sprayed it together when she used the shower head. And those clothes hang very close, not to be squirmed.
The wet clothes must not be worn, Li Jiayu looked around helplessly, and finally locked his attention in the bathroom cabinet.
Turned over, actually turned out a box of disinfected bath towels, in fact, this is the original owner prepared. After all, the original owner is also a personal fine, often bring friends to go home for the night, or even bring a woman home "yi ye qing", this spare disinfection bath towel he must be prepared a lot.
"Oh... no way, I will use it. I will go out and find some clothes that can be changed... The octopus sleeps like a pig, and should not wake up and peek..."
Li Jiayu took the bath towel and wiped the wet hair and body. After drying the water stains, she wrapped her body with a new bath towel, wrapped up the full-fledged "shu xiong" and the small half of the ivory thighs. Although it blocked the vitality, it only revealed the white temptation. The scented shoulder clavicle and the big white legs are enough to provoke fire.
"This bath towel is too short, I almost can't hold it... Hey, it seems to be a little bigger recently. It's really annoying. I can't eat papaya anymore... It seems like it's going up now, it won't be that." Let me... I have to think of a way to squeeze out the milk inside... or let the octopus know, but it’s not to be sprayed with nosebleeds. It’s going to be entangled every day... Mom, think about drinking octopus. I have to vomit..."
Li Jiayu's Qiong Lian will only drink close to the women around her. It is not that she despise the octopus. It is really a flaw in her heart that she can't accept the octopus.
"啪嗒"
The door opened, wrapped in a bath towel, and a **** Li Jiayu walked to the living room with a hot mist.
She wants to change clothes, but halfway through, she notices the large refrigerator in the living room.
"Sleeping for a night, a little thirsty... Let's go and see what's so good!"
Li Jiayu is also a foodie. Every time he is injured, his appetite will increase. The nightingale of last night has already been digested, and now he has started to lick.
Her eyes were beaming, and she ran happily to open the refrigerator and saw a dazzling array of foods. Hey, the original owner of this house is really a good person, so much food is prepared!
However, Li Jiayu was thirsty. When she thought about it, she picked up a bottle of glass bottle filled with English. I opened the cover and smelled it. Well, a milky smell of milk should be milk?
Li Jiayu looked up and gave the bottle of milk a clean, um, good, sweet and delicious taste, which is my favorite taste...
Uh....
But why is it suddenly a little dizzy...
Li Jiayu’s cheeks were blushing in a moment, and they were hot and spirited. It was like drunkenness, and the body was unstable and faltering.
"When you are"
The bottle with the milk fell to the ground, but I saw the English word "milkbeer" above!
In other words...
This is actually a bottle of milk beer!
Milk beer is also a wine, although there is no beer taste, but in fact the stamina is much more powerful than beer. Ordinary people drink two or three large bottles of beer will not be drunk, but drinking a large bottle of milk beer may be drunk!
Can Li Jiayu drink alcohol?
Obviously it can't!
She is a drunken goods, as long as it is a glass of white wine, she will be drunk until dawn!
"The finished egg... turned out to be beer... so vicious... The people of this world actually mixed beer and milk together to hang me... full of malice... no, never drunk, if drunk, wait for the octopus to come out I am like this... I have to do something disgusting... I don’t wear underwear.”
After the two drunks, Li Jiayu's alcohol resistance was slightly better. At least he would not lie immediately, but he could struggle to save himself.
She tried hard to get drunk, and looked for it in the refrigerator in a panic, and finally she found a bottle of canned tea!
There is always a way out!
With only a trace of reason, Li Jiayu, who is rushing to breathe, opens the cans at the fastest speed, and pours the hangover tea into the throat!
After drinking the hangover tea, "Dangdang", the cans also fell to the ground. At the same time, Li Jiayu also slammed softly on the ground, dizzy, although she could not be drunk and fainted, but she has also fallen into A state of deep drunkenness.
Just at this time!
Without warning -
The sound of the air being torn was heard from the "咻".
Li Wuxin finally appeared in the living room!
Li Jiayu’s ear wheel moved a bit, obviously it was also felt, but she was already drunk and unable to do anything. Where is the defense, let alone any vigilance, if there is a **** person to touch her at this time. She is not very resistant.
"It is here, and there is a strong demon... This demon has a touch of sea scent, yes, it is the octopus monster!"
Li Wuxin took a sniff, his sense of smell is so sharp, he can smell the octopus's faint sea bream at once, and he is inscrutable, of course, from the smell of octopus, the octopus is a top big demon, than Twenty years ago, he went to the Three Kingdoms to encounter the Dragon Emperor, the Emperor, and the Emperor.
"This kind of big demon is hidden in this densely populated city... In the end, what plots are there, but unfortunately, I have encountered all your plans and will take the bamboo baskets into the air!"
Li Wuxin raised his wit and screamed. The strange long sword behind him was like a life, and it automatically fell into his palm. At the same time, with the screaming sword, it was obvious that he would accompany the master to kill.
Let Li Wuxin be able to smash the Three Realms, and repair it into the sky to achieve the peak of immortality. At this moment, I dare not take it lightly. After all, it is an epic big demon. If you are a little careless, Li Wuxin may also be in danger. He is not dangerous. I am afraid that fighting will affect civilians in this city, causing innocent death and injury!
One step, two steps, three steps...
Li Wuxin breathed and walked slowly toward the bedroom...
But at this time, Li Jiayu, who was not far away, swayed and climbed up halfway, drunk and stunned Li’s back, drunkenly whispered:
"You... are you Yang An?"
"scare?"
Is it actually a living person?
Li Wuxin’s heart suddenly shocked!
When he first arrived, he had already noticed the existence of Li Jiayu behind the sofa, but he found Li Jiayu lying on the ground and thought that Li Jiayu was a poor girl who had been plucked by the big enchanting, fearing that she had been squandered. Until death, the rescue will not save.
But did not expect...
She could still get up and talk, oh, no, haven't she been picked up yet?
At the time of my heartbeat, Li Wuxin suddenly turned back!
In the twinkling of an eye, Li Wuxin felt that his heart was violently twitching with disappointment, as if it had been hit by a 100,000-volt electric shocker, and the heart almost jumped to the eyes of the blind!