The Luckiest Person Ever

Chapter 3

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Was this considered not being accepted or being accepted? Yang Hua was stunned for a moment as he held the phone that kept tooting. When he picked up the phone and called the company that was called Lucky Peace, the person who answered the phone had changed. When Yang Hua heard the impatient voice of the operator, he immediately hung up the phone.

It looked like he wasn’t accepted. Yang Hua sighed. In fact, when he found out that the person on the other end of the phone was a woman, he had already lost hope for this interview because his luck with women was really too bad.

Yang Hua was definitely not an ugly and wretched man. On the contrary, not only did he have a standard height and figure, but he also had a very masculine charm. However, Yang Hua had never been favored by any girl from nursery school to university. Moreover, every time he met a girl, something would happen.

He remembered that when he was in elementary school, his deskmate had always drawn a dividing line with him in the middle of the desk. The two of them had been deskmates for six years, but they had never spoken more than ten words to each other. And every time Yang Hua finished talking to that female deskmate, he would always be bullied badly. The only time the two of them interacted was during an exam. Yang Hua had borrowed an eraser from his female deskmate, but he inexplicably failed his exam. When he returned home, his parents had beaten him up badly. After he was done, he looked at the test paper and realized that it was the wrong test paper. He didn’t get his own test paper, but another student named Yang Hua from the next class.

After a few unfortunate experiences, Yang Hua didn’t even dare to look at the female deskmate, afraid that even eye contact would bring him misfortune. When he was in junior high school, his bad luck with every woman he met reached another peak. Because of his experience in primary school, he had never dared to talk to that deskmate. Later, for some reason, he asked the not-so-pretty female deskmate a question. As a result, on the way home from school that day, a ball flew toward him and hit him squarely in the face, knocking him out on the spot.

He had a nosebleed all over the floor and had a slight concussion when he fell. He stayed in the hospital for two days before being discharged.

After that experience, Yang Hua never had any contact with any woman other than his mother and grandmother until he entered high school.

In his second year of high school, Yang Hua finally experienced a brief first love. However, that was also the time when Yang Hua was hurt badly. Although his body was not affected, his mind was tortured. That was because that female transfer student disappeared without a trace after dating Yang Hua for less than seven days. And when she left, she left behind a bunch of sweet words, making Yang Hua painfully wait for a fleeting hope.

Also, when he took the college entrance examination for the first time, he met his classmate from elementary school on the way to take the exam. In the end, he only took a glance at her and pulled her, and then he got into a serious car accident.

It was precisely because of these experiences that Yang Hua did not dare to interact with any girls in university. He always had his head lowered when he walked. He was afraid that he would get into trouble if he exchanged glances with someone.

Of course, there were times when he accidentally bumped into girls while walking with his head lowered at university. One morning, Yang Hua accidentally bumped into a girl who weighed about 100 kilograms when he went to the classroom for self-study. And the result? Before the afternoon arrived, he was diagnosed with chronic pneumonia and was isolated in the hospital for more than a month. However, in Yang Hua’s eyes, he was already used to bad luck. Having such intimate contact with a girl, he was already lucky that he was not diagnosed with AIDS!

Sigh! Forget it! Yang Hua, who had been given hope and then fell into disappointment, sighed helplessly. He flipped through the application materials again. However, just as his hand touched the corner of the document, Yang Hua suddenly jumped up nervously.

He remembered that his roommates had asked him to buy “He Ji Sesame Biscuit” for dinner before they left. He had been busy making phone calls to apply for a job, and the phone call just now had taken nearly an hour. He had actually forgotten about this matter.

Yang Hua quickly raised his arm and looked at his watch. It was 4:30 p.m. It would be too late if he did not set off now!

The only shop in City T that sold He Ji Sesame Biscuit was not in their school. Yang Hua had to walk for half an hour to a residential area far from the school. Counting the time to go back and forth, it would be an hour. Plus, lining up takes time too. His roommates usually only come back around 5:30 p.m. If they didn’t see dinner, they might cause some trouble!

Thinking of this, Yang Hua quickly threw down the job application materials in his hand and ran out in a hurry. After running all the way, he finally arrived at the He Ji Sesame Biscuit shop after 20 minutes. After waiting in line for nearly 20 minutes, Yang Hua finally bought the sesame biscuit. Before he could catch his breath, he immediately turned around and ran back to the dormitory.

However, just as Yang Hua ran out of the neighborhood and ran along a remote road that usually did not have many cars passing by, he suddenly saw a figure standing at the corner of the road. Yang Hua didn’t need to take a second look to realize that it was a woman. However, she was facing the road, so Yang Hua could only see her back.

It should be fine if he only saw her back.. Yang Hua, who was scared, quickly lowered his head and felt uneasy. Because the school was just across the road, he had to pass by the woman. Yang Hua only prayed that nothing would happen because of his glance.

The heavens seemed to always be against Yang Hua. The more he prayed, the faster the disaster would come. Just as Yang Hua was about to run away from the woman with a bag of He Ji Sesame Biscuit in his hand, the sound of a steam whistle entered his ears.

No way! Yang Hua cried out in his heart and opened his eyes helplessly. Because there were no cars on this road, most drivers would drive very fast. The car that turned the corner suddenly realized that there were two people in front of him. He didn’t have time to stop the car at all. He could only honk in fear and slam on the brakes.

The woman was just two meters away from Yang Hua, and the car was passing by her. If Yang Hua had stopped moving, he would have been safe and sound. However, Yang Hua was definitely not someone who would stand by and watch others get into an accident.

At that moment, Yang Hua’s mind did not have any thoughts about his bad luck with women. Almost subconsciously, he sped up and pounced on that woman. Then, he flew up and slammed into her, knocking her out of the car’s path.

The moment Yang Hua touched the woman’s body, his thoughts suddenly became a hundred times clearer. He first saw the woman’s terrified face, and then his blank mind flashed through countless scenes like a movie. In the end, there was only one thought left in his mind.

She’s so beautiful. He’s probably dead this time..

In the netherworld, the operator lady, who was scared out of her wits by this sudden incident, rushed into King Yama’s office like a whirlwind again. She almost cried and shouted at King Yama, “King Yama, I quit! I can’t deal with his luck! The computer just made him unlucky again!”

“What is it? Didn’t you switch to manual operation?” King Yama looked at the operator lady in shock.

“There’s a problem with the computer. I switched to manual operation, but it’s still dealing with Yang Hua’s luck!”

“Then turn off that damn computer!” King Yama was truly enraged.

“The computer is in charge of the luck system in the entire human world now. If we turn it off, the human world will be in chaos!”

“Then what should we do?” King Yama sighed, and his temper was gone.

“Go to the Heavenly Court and ask for a luck correction expert.” The operator lady looked at King Yama pitifully.

“Alright then.” King Yama sighed and pressed a button on the strange phone in front of him. “Judge Chen, come to my office.”

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