Chapter 54
Qin Jue really had no choice. If Zhang Jichen fainted or got injured like Bai Ye did after eating the medicinal pill, Qin Jue might be able to forcefully help him with spirit energy.
But now that Zhang Jichen had grown something strange and now had two balls stuck to his chest, Qin Jue was at a loss. He couldn’t just cut them off, right?
But then again, his chest does look pretty nice.
Hearing this, Zhang Jichen’s face was filled with despair. He circulated his spirit energy to try to suppress the two meatballs on his chest, but it was useless. He even felt a little.. comfortable?
“Master.. Master.. What should I do, wuwuwu..!”
Zhang Jichen’s snot and tears made him look incomparably miserable, especially the two meatballs on his chest that were constantly swaying with his movements, making one not know whether to laugh or to cry.
“Ai, Ji Chen, I didn’t expect this to happen either. Looks like there must have been a mistake in the refining process.”
Sighing, Bai Ye patiently consoled, “How about this, I’ll refine another furnace of pills to treat the illness and see if I can cure your.. chest muscles?”
Zhang Jichen’s expression changed drastically. “No need, no need. I’ll think of something myself.”
As he spoke, Zhang Jichen immediately ran out of the hall quickly, afraid that Bai Ye would catch up to him.
If the pill refined by Bai Ye had another strange effect, wouldn’t that be even worse?
Despite wanting to get rid of his two meatballs, he absolutely could not eat the medicinal pills refined by his master again!
“Ji Chen, remember to use something to cover that place. Otherwise, others might misunderstand if they see it.”
Bai Ye reminded.
Zhang Jichen :”..”
Qin Jue :”..”
How can you be so shameless to say that!
“..”
“What went wrong? How could this be?”
Bai Ye was puzzled.
“I think.. Senior Brother, you’re not suitable for refining pills.”
Without waiting for Bai Ye to refute, Qin Jue continued, “You are more suitable to refine poison pills. If Senior Brother is willing to work hard, sooner or later, you will become a poison master whose name will shake the entire Spirit Central World.”
“..”
“Nonsense!”
Bai Ye denied immediately. “I just haven’t grasped the trick yet. Give me a few more months, no, a few days, and I’ll completely grasp it!”
Qin Jue :”..”
Why did this sentence sound so familiar?
Oh, I remember now. That’s what Bai Ye said five years ago.
Qin Jue was rather helpless against this senior brother of his. He could only shrug his shoulders and say, “Alright, as you wish.”
After leaving the main hall, Qin Jue prepared to return to his courtyard first. However, he hadn’t walked far when he discovered that the entire Xuanyi Mountain Sect had already become a mess. A dense crowd of people, which even included many higher-ups of the elder level, was shuttling back and forth in various places, as if they were searching for something.
“Could this all be because of that frog?”
Qin Jue suddenly thought of that frog that could walk on two legs who had been repeating sentences like a recorder. What did it do to deserve being hunted down by so many people?
As he was thinking this, the frog, which was walking upright, suddenly jumped out of the way and shouted:
“Yesterday, when I peeked at Elder Zhu bathing, I realized that he was actually wearing a woman’s undergarment. Hahaha.”
“Hehe, Old Yan would never have thought that I was the one who ate his spirit pills. I, Chen Xiu, am too smart.”
“..”
In an instant, Qin Jue understood what was going on. This frog had actually exposed the secrets of many people. No wonder they were chasing after it.
However.. why the hell was Elder Zhu wearing a woman’s undergarment? And did Elder Shi actually like men?
Most importantly, did someone actually peep on Elder Zhu bathing?
Was there anyone sane left in the sect? Qin Jue had never realized that there was so much going on.
“I found it! It’s over here!”
Suddenly, a disciple pointed over and shouted.
“What? Where is it?”
“Catch it! We can’t let it escape again!”
“Watch me, Xuanyi Sword Technique!”
“Divine Might Tyrant Fist!”
“Devil Piercing Finger!”
“..”
Almost at the instant that disciple finished speaking, countless martial techniques swept over, attacking the frog from all directions.
“What? Where is it? Catch it! We can’t let it escape again!”
The frog repeated their words as it easily dodged all the attacks and then quickly disappeared from sight.
Was this really a frog?
Qin Jue was dumbfounded. What did his senior brother give it to eat? It could actually toy with so many cultivators. If one didn’t know better, they would think it was some high-level fiend beast.
“Damn it! Chase after him!”
“Damn!”
“We can’t let it escape!”
“..”
Accompanied by deafening shouts, many elders and disciples ran past Qin Jue and continued to chase after the frog.
Qin Jue :”..”
If they knew that Bai Ye was the one who created this frog, who knew what they would think?
Shaking his head, Qin Jue couldn’t be bothered to care anymore. He turned around and returned to the cliff. As for whether these people caught the frog in the end, Qin Jue didn’t know.
That night, the Xuanyi Mountain Sect was extremely lively. Countless disciples were searching for the frog outside, as if they had entered a state of combat readiness. Even the elders were no exception. They patrolled the area constantly.
As for the culprit, the frog had already run to a corner to sleep.
The next morning, at dawn, Qin Jue groggily woke up from the blue stone, his body emitting a dense alcoholic smell.
Because he had been completely drunk yesterday, he had accidentally fallen asleep on the blue stone.
Waving off the dew on his body, Qin Jue stretched lazily and decided to make something to eat first.
“Puji.”
At this moment, a pile of bird shit fell from the sky. Fortunately, Qin Jue reacted quickly and dodged it in time.
“Is that bird back?”
Soon, Qin Jue dismissed this idea, because when he raised his head, he saw a group of birds circling above his head!
“!!!”
“Puji.”
“Puji.”
“Puji.”
In an instant, countless bird poop fell like rain!
Seeing that these bird poop were about to hit his body, Qin Jue suddenly raised an invisible spirit energy barrier, blocking all the bird poop falling on him.
However, these birds only stayed above Qin Jue’s head for more than ten seconds before leaving. They then scattered all over the Xuanyi Mountain Sect. Wherever they passed, bird poop would fall with a swish. It could be said that they were genuine manure-making machines. One didn’t need to think twice to know that it was definitely Bai Ye’s doing.
Not long after, the Xuanyi Mountain Sect fell into chaos again..
A youth who was drinking tea in the courtyard had just picked up his teacup when a pile of bird poop fell into the teacup. It was extremely smelly.
On the other side, an elder was angrily searching for the whereabouts of the frog when a bird poop bomb suddenly fell from the sky, instantly turning him into a “poop person”.
historical
Another disciple finished cultivating and yawned towards the sky. Then, a few lumps of bird poop fell into his mouth accurately..
“Ahhhhh, who did this? I want to kill him!”
“Heavens, what happened to my flowers..”
“My clothes!”
“..”