171 Chapter 11-5. Whats your name? (Big bang)
"I plan to cooperate on the border after this...... what is the situation now?
After crusading the Wyburn herd, I plan to help the wary Houst Border Bersers on the border, but I couldn't move until I knew where the situation was now.
"If we get to a nearby city, I think someone in our army is packing it..."
"Well, let's go!
For some reason, Mr. Chris made a decision about Leon's lack of confidence. Lion says, "Even though the leader is a tenma..." but it was completely ignored.
"Well, I just have to go...... what's going on?
I questioned Chris' attitude and decided to ask him once and for all, but Chris is trying to cloud his words. Then Amur,
"Chris forgot his clothes. Including underwear, the arriving freckle!
"Hey!
"Suzume? You're not that cute, are you?"
"Heh... so what's perfect?
Lyon, who said something extra, is cornered by Mr. Chris' smile.
"Yeah... Peacock! Yes, you deserve a peacock!
I ran out of confidence in the feeling that Lion had come up with a good bird...
"Surely a peacock was quite a 'bad eater', 'rough temper', and wasn't the only beautiful one 'male'? Like the females were so 'plain'?
Cain, who saw Lion's Doya face, spoke to Lion in such a tone as to ask questions while looking mean. Naturally, as Mr. Chris sounds.
"Lion, I know what you think of me..."
"Hey! Misunderstood! Cain, no!
"No questions asked!
Lion to be iron fisted sanctioned by Mr. Chris. Looking at this sight, it seems to me that what Lion called a peacock is not a mistake, though. If I make a mistake, I won't put it in my mouth.
"I can't believe you let those two go... where's the town close to that border? You can be small, but I hope you can at least buy Mr. Chris a change of clothes."
"From here, they say it's about six hours away in a carriage. It's a normal carriage story, so Lyden won't take half of it..."
Albert said he was purchasing information from Lyon in advance. They didn't clearly predict that this would happen, but after a long relationship with Lion, they thought it was possible to gather information on these possibilities. By the way, Lion, who would have had to pass that information on to me, has lost his mind with a blow to Mr. Chris' jaw.
"It would have been a sight of disrespect and the death penalty..."
"It's okay, isn't it? In the first place, it seems that Lion's father (Houst Border Bob) has acquiesced to the Iron Fist sanction against Lion... because he said he would appreciate it if he didn't bother to go out and do it."
"Hmm... So, what do I do in the first place, cooperation?
Cain laughed bitterly at my obvious change of direction, but he figured out with his arms that he couldn't help but keep talking about Lion.
"I think you're more familiar with that kind of thing, Master Merlin or Senior Chris... but there are two possible types. Direct and indirect cooperation, I guess?
Cain's direct statement is that it is the easiest to understand the effect of joining the Border Army as a force of war and using force when things happen.
By contrast, indirect means carrying supplies, etc., doing the same thing as heavy units, waiting as reserve troops, or doing chores.
"Well, if you're gonna do it, you're indirect."
"I thought I'd say it, but it would certainly be better that way. I don't know what to say, but I don't think we can act in the military except for Senior Chris."
Mr. Chris would be training like that because he's military, but I don't think that adventurers like me, Grandpa, and Amur, who often act at one or a small party in particular, are suited for collective action like the military. Even the three fools would be able to act as military personnel to some extent, but one way or another the three are in a position to order, so it would be better to keep them apart and adulterate rather than to act poorly, 'the order system was disrupted by the participation of the nobles (the sons of)' .. there is no such thing as happening, and it is less dangerous.
"Well, shall we try it that way? Everybody, come on. Shiloumal, bring me a lion."
"Wong!"
Unfortunately, I decided to go to the town that it was close to the border, and I spoke to everyone who was resting. However, Lion still remained stretched, so when I told him to bring it to Shiloumal, who happened to be near Lion, Shiloumal barked briefly and dragged Lion's leg against him.
It was a lion scratched by Mr. Chris' cage and Silowmall's drag, but it was a familiar sight, so there was no one to worry about as one.
"Hey, get up, Lion. Isn't that the city you're after?
"... hmm? Is that it? Huh?
About two hours after Lion passed out, we were in a position to see the city we were looking for. When I woke up Lyon to confirm, I woke up. Lyon seemed confused by the sudden change in the surrounding landscape and looked around for a moment.
"Ahhh... sounds like... right. Don't you dare ask the gatekeeper."
I couldn't seem to say enough clearly because I was awake and my head wasn't working, but I decided to talk to the gatekeeper to make sure.
Plus, they're noticing us approaching, and a few soldiers with weapons are standing by to warn us.
"Well, nice to meet you"
Someone has to go to talk to the gatekeeper, and I have to get permission to enter the city, so I decided to send Lyon to get permission as soon as possible.
"Whoa, let it be! One shot if I go!
"Lyon, just go and come! The store will close!
"Yes......"
It was Lion, who just strained that his turn had come, but he was discouraged by a drink from Chris, who needed a change of clothes, and rushed to the gatekeeper.
"Well, you'll get permission soon, so let's look for a store that sells clothes first?
"Thank you, Tenma... it looks like Lion is rubbing with the gatekeeper"
Mr. Chris was right, and Lion was arguing with the gatekeeper for some reason. Magically strengthening the senses and listening, apparently the gatekeeper did not know that the opponent was Lion (eldest son) of the House Borderline Uncle.
"Apparently, you haven't realized he's the son of the Borderline Uncle. Instead, he suspects that he may be spying on the enemy."
"What's that?
Neither do I. I don't know what's gotten into me, but Lion's going to be tied up like this. That sounds interesting, but then the gatekeeper's neck could fly physically, so I decided to accompany Mr. Chris to help Lion.
"I'm sorry!
When Chris and I talked to the gatekeeper, the gatekeepers finally realized their mistake and bowed their heads at once to apologize to Lion.
"Ha... no, that's enough..."
Lyon, who was not understood by the gatekeepers to be the son of his lord, returned to the carriage with a distant eye. Maybe I can't help it because I left with all that confidence, but after my face was suspected of being fake rather than unknown, I was about to be captured in a little while.
Incidentally, why didn't you notice that it was Lion? It was more than ten years ago that Lion came to this city in the first place, and at that time it was not noticeable in the form of an escort to visit Uncle Borderline, because of the difference in the appearance of Lion that I was hearing about.
Incidentally, the appearance of Lion I was hearing about was a tall, narrow muscular, wildly handsome...... The only thing that matches the actual Lion in that information is the height of his tall, so he probably couldn't help it. It should be noted that, in my judgment, a handsome man with a wild taste was a critical triangle judgment, but in the judgment of the women, it was a completely bat judgment.
"Oh no... my stomach... my stomach!
"Lion... are you going to kill us! In a way, history will have a name for belly death!
Cain and Albert were laughing with their bellies as they watched from the carriage that Lion had failed to get permission from the gatekeeper and that he was about to be captured on suspicion of his identity. That laugh was the most intense I've seen since I got to know the three of them, Cain laughed too hard to stop laughing even though he had abs on him, and he's still laughing and rolling on the floor looking painful, and Albert isn't about Cain, but he thought that he laughed too hard to cut the blood vessels off his head.
"Shut up... one day you'll see the same thing as me..."
I don't care how Lion rebutted it. He never roughed up his voice as usual, instead releasing an ominous word at both of us.
Lion's "Similar Eyes" is because this information on Lion's appearance is due to a delusional (BL) book that stars (models) three of the most popular rotten women's works in Wangdu's school.
The character modeled after Lion became the appearance of Lion himself by the time he arrived in this city, leading to this disturbance. It should be noted that the contents of the book were not communicated, but in this case it is possible that other cities have reached the contents... so that the actual Lions are just like the books...
"Okay! As soon as we get back to our territory, we'll strive to eradicate that book!
"I make a law that even possession is punishable by designating it as a forbidden book created to discredit the Summons!
Tomorrow the two of us thought we were going to use our power to exterminate the book.
"Phew... maybe it's too late"
Ignoring Lion's words like he's enlightened, the two are discussing future operations.
"You both don't understand... if you do that, you'll just thrive where you don't know"
"I just need to find out. Rather, it just strengthens the bond between the author and the reader behind it"
Jeanne and Aura, listening to Mr. Chris and Amur, nodded quietly and affirmed. Well, even in Edo-era Japan, there are examples of painters who opposed the ban on luxury flourished looking for a way out of that or this, so I can't say it's not even in this world... or I think it's going to be a lot more exciting than before. Whatever, it's mainly the noble lady who's making those stories up. Even if your power as a nobleman is significantly inferior to that of the two of you, it doesn't matter if you return to your territory.
"It's too late when you get your eyes on me, so giving up is the key... you really don't know when you're three idiots"
In that regard, you should think I was lucky. From what I've heard, paranoia (BL) books using me also exist, but thanks to the flow that Maria has created that everything is different from the facts except what she admitted, they think I'm not the same sexuality as the contents of the book as the three of them. Besides, you think the rotten women who feared Maria would hesitate to make a story modeled after me? Well, that could be accelerating delusions about the three of us... we're only talking about the possibility. It's not my concern.
"Well, leave the three of us alone... Chris, why don't you go buy some clothes soon? Isn't it time for the closing shop to come out?
"Yabba! I'm gonna go for a second! I'll take care of the room at the inn. And I'm going to borrow some shilowmalls. Let's go, Shiloumal."
"Wong!"
Looks like Chris is going to keep looking around at a few of the stores. They say the reason we're taking Shiloumal is to rely on Shiloumal's nose to find us.
I wrapped a landmark cloth around Shiloumal's neck and dropped off Mr. Chris. Jeanne and the others were being called out to join them, but unlike Mr. Chris, he refused because he was bringing the clothes right and not enough time to shop slowly.
"If it fits Chris, I can't take the time to look around"
That's what Amur said, so if you think it's unusual to be interested in clothes, you can't go around slowly because it's a food stall.
"Sure, there must be a better variety of clothes in Wang Du, so you don't have to bother to see them in this city. Rather, as a maid, I'm more interested in what ingredients are available and what kind of cooking!
Because Aura insists so by purposefully emphasizing the part called maid, she decided to take a peek at the stall beside the search for the inn.
With the exception of a few stalls, it was found that although the type and flavour of what is served in the stalls is not much different from that of Wang Du in itself, the prices are quite low. Even though it is about the same amount as the Wang capital, I was surprised that it was as low as nearly half the price, but let Lyon tell me that this is the norm outside the Wang capital and the big cities.
"Oh, is it cheap to pay for places or taxes? Afterwards, is it because local prices are cheaper?
"Correct! The only thing that comes to mind for that reason is the boulder temper. I think it's probably only recently that Lion realizes why."
Lion, who was sent out to make out, looked unhappy, but never complained about whether he had hit a few percent.
"Tenma, the inn that lies ahead is what it's all about."
Jeanne, who apparently heard the location of the inn from a stall person, came running holding a jar containing dried fruit. By the way, right now we're moving on foot, not in a carriage. The reason is because the people of the city are afraid of Ryden. Besides, I don't know if Ryden is amused or intimidated, but every time he meets the city people, he hisses, so I'm sorry for the noise and decided to make him wait in the dining bag.
"Is this a fig? That's pretty good."
It was better than I thought when I pinched it appropriately in my mouth from the inside of the one Jeanne was holding.
"Fig production is famous around here. Well, I make all sorts of other fruits."
They've been famous around here for fruit for a long time. You think figs are the best made of them?
"There's more..."
"Lion, you look like a customer before you do."
"Hmm?
Blocking Leon's words, I pointed to a bunch of people coming this way.
"Oh, that's definitely our soldiers. He's the leader of the Knights."
At the same time that Lion's words were over, a man who was told he was the head of the Knights of the Houst Border Birds arrived before us and saluted him to Lion.
"Dear Mr. Lyon, I apologize for the delay in picking you up"
"No, fine. More than that, I want to know the current state of the war"
When Lion said so in an unusual atmosphere, he immediately headed to the quarters used by the knights.
"Then we'll go to the inn first. Let me talk to you later."
Lion gave my words a surprised look, but everyone except Lion was trying to behave the same way I did.
"Tenma can ask for it, so you're gonna have to come with me!
"No, precisely because 'Crusade of the Wyburn Herd' is my request. For once," cooperation on the border "has not yet been received."
Since the request I received officially was a Wyburn crusade, there should be no need to participate in the discussions on the defense of the border line, besides.
"So it would be weird if we were mixed up in the Knights story, right?
And he said Lion and headed to the inn. The truth is, I can decide that I entered the cooperation system at this point, but I just arrived and wanted to take my time, so I decided to get away from the trouble.
By the way, my thoughts seemed to have been noticed by everyone but Lion, but no one pointed them out. Seems like it was because non-Lyon members wanted to get away from trouble as much as I did, but I guess the Knights just couldn't say anything against me.
As a matter of course, the Force Leader will know more about what happened in Kukri Village in the past than the average person, because the fact that he is here to pick up Lion will mean that he is a knight in some position. So maybe you feel burdened with what your people and colleagues have done.
"When this case is over, we'll be friends with the House Border House, so we won't hit a bee if we do something that's somewhat weak before then."
"Only the Lions can get tired. We're just going to have fun and get something delicious."
I don't know if it can be easier, but it would be normal as an adventurer to work as little as possible to make a profit.
We snorted at Amur's words and left the scene.
"No - this will make me feel good about sleeping tonight!
Chris, who rendezvoused at the inn, was in a good mood for a convincing purchase. Once I explained why there was no Lion, I ended up with a "Ahsoo" word.
"Well, then, me and Amur, Jeanne and Aura, Tenma, you, Master Merlin and Shilowmals, we're going to split up in three idiots. The men in the room are on the third floor, the women upstairs.
On this trip, we split the room with a combination that became familiar, set the time for meals, and headed to each room.
"Shall I take a quick bath? Jeanne and the others will join us."
Mr. Chris spoke to Jeanne and Aura as he held in one hand the dimension bag that contained the bath I had made for this trip. By the way, I'm holding Amur's arm tight in the hands of those who don't have the bag. This is to keep Amur from coming to me while Chris is in the bath, and it's Maria's order to keep Amur away from me.
It should be noted that some of the bags that Mr. Chris has are just stuffed with a large hot tub, which he made instantly while traveling so that they can be used when staying in a bathless inn. Since it's impromptu, it's not good to do, but it's quite convenient, so I'm thinking about making it in earnest when I get back to Wang Du.
Then we'll take a bath.
"You wore quite a bit of sand in your fight with Wyburn. You're both going in, aren't you?
"" Of course!
If you don't take care of Amur, you don't know what's going to happen. Amur the boulder won't break in where Grandpa, Albert and Cain are in either... I thought that was a sweet prospect...
"Ugh!
"Hmm!
"Wow! Towels, towels!
"Cain! Out of the way!
"Young..."
We were surprised at the intrusion as if we had anticipated the timing, except for Grandpa.
To the appearance of the intruder (Amur), I turned around and dived deep into the hot tub, Cain tried to throw his own towel at Amur as he turned away, and Albert jumped into the hot tub as he hid his groin.
"Are you feeling a little restless, lords? Amur didn't come naked. Cain, use the towel to hide yours. Don't look round at me. Albert, don't jump into the hot tub. I almost ruined my booze and knobs."
We're in such a hurry, Grandpa's having a relaxing drink.
"Look closely, Amur is not a bathing suit."
"Tenma etsy...... Albert and Cain are sketchy, perverted, peeping demons"
"" I treat you too differently with Tenma!
Grandpa told me to look at Amur reflexively, but Amur was certainly a swimsuit. When Amur and I met each other, she deliberately hid her body with both hands and acted illuminated, but threw a hard word at Albert and Cain.
"Amur ~ ~ ~!"
As I was wondering what to do with Amur's treatment, suddenly the intruder, the two, appeared to the man Yu.
"You know, I told you not to go to the men's room! Break into the man water into the gap with your eyes slightly removed! If I find out, I'll be mad at Maria!
Mr. Chris caught Amur's arm in the shape of a ghost. But...
"Chris's Exposure Madness. Soldier, there's an Exposure Madness here."
Amur had no reflection at all. On the contrary, he says things like oiling a fire. Whatever Chris is dressed like right now...
"Chris... I wonder if my daughter, who was married to a boulder, would move around the inn dressed like a towel..."
"Heh?... Ahhhhhhhh!"
After realizing his outfit, Chris made a dumb sound and screamed like he was going to rock the inn.