Volume 9.5, Me and Quarrels and Unbelievable Idiots(2/4)
“I, I’ll be bothered here! I’ll go correct it!)
He panicked and went to the girls talking away. Fm, this might be better for me anyway.
(If I were to go, I might not even be able to talk to them..)
I’ll wait for him to clear the misunderstanding.
After talking to the girls for a moment, Yoshii returned. Now, what happened?
“Is the misunderstanding cleared?”
“‘Have they actually GONE to such a relationship!?’ they said in a shocked manner..”
“WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU TELL THEM!?”
Didn’t this make the misunderstanding worse!
“MOVE ASIDE. MY TURN!”
I pushed Yoshii aside and walked to the girls. I was worried whether they would run away in fear because they were scared, but luckily, the girls were willing to listen to me normally this time as Yoshii went to them before.
Several minutes later, I went back to my seat. This time, Yoshii looked uneasy as he asked me.
“How is it? Do they understand?”
“Ahh, no problems.”
I straightened my back and answered.
“Really. That’s great~”
“I told them that you were a pervert who like to cross-dress, and I ran away in fear after seeing that. They immediately understood after they heard that.”
“WHAT DID YOU SAY—!?”
There’s nothing to deny about that. That’s the fact after all.
“GO CORRECT THAT, SAKAMOTO-KUN! I MERELY WORE A SAILOR UNIFORM WHEN I ATTENDED THE OPENING CEREMONY! I’LL BE TROUBLED IF I’M MISUNDERSTOOD!”
“OI, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU CAN’T SAY ‘MERELY’ WHEN YOU’RE A GUY WEAING A SAILOR UNIFORM!”
What kind of common sense does this guy have anyway!?
“AND I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO TALK TO YOU BACK THEN!”
“THAT’S JUST YOU BEING A BUSYBODY, PERVERT!”
“Wha..! YOU’RE THE ONE WITH SPECIAL INTERESTS! IGNORING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL!?”
“AHH!? YOU DARE TO SAY THAT—”
We continued to argue with each other, and just when we’re about to grab each other by the throats.
“What are you two doing?”
The crude voice entered our arguments. It’s the muscleman teacher who’s in charge of remedials who knocked Yoshii (the pervert) and me out at the opening ceremony. He suddenly entered the classroom, perhaps getting ready for the next class.
“Tch.”
I retract the hand I reached out and sat back in my seat. My head unknowingly started to heat up, but on thinking about this carefully, there’s no point in punching this idiot up. It’ll only be a waste of time to be his opponent.
The teacher stared at the pervert and me with sharp eyes.
“Sakamoto. I heard a lot about you. Don’t do anything that will make the rumors come true.”
He warned. The ‘rumors’ the muscular teacher mentioned was most probably the violent incidents I will commit. It’s true that beside this teacher, the other teachers seem to be viewing me as a student who would use violence in school. If I make even the slightest move here, it will become a huge problem.
“Then, as Takenaka-sensei is seriously ill at this moment, I’ll take over the lessons. Flip open to page 13 of the textbook—”
The muscular teacher didn’t say anything more to me as he took the teaching materials and started to teach.
What appears in front of me is a scene of a lesson that had not changed much even though I'm a High School student now.
The explanation of the teacher just entered by one ear and went out by another ear, and I inadvertently looked out the window.
During this time, a figure of a single highschool girl entered my field of vision.
(..Still giving that bored look.)
The girl who returned back from overseas had her hand supporting her chin, and the textbook on the table wasn’t flipped opened at all, and she looked lethargic while sighing away.
(Looks like she’s still not used to life here)
I never actually saw her talking happily with others before. The words she said on the first day and her classification as someone who returned from overseas caused the people in the class to keep their distance from her.
“Yoshii. Do you know the meaning of this term?”
“Yes? E, erm, it means ‘interesting’—that would be great.”
“Why is it that your answer has your own wish mixed in at the end..”
The muscular teacher sighed, and everyone in the class laughed heartily. Shimada was staring at Yoshii, who’s standing in the midst of the laughter, with envy—hatred.
(That guy is being completely hated.)
I thought as I watched the eyes full of hatred. Looking at this, it’s not impossible for Shimada not to pull Yoshii out and vent her frustrations. This will only be a disaster for Yoshii, who doesn’t know that Shimada hates him.
Even so, I can understand the feeling, why Yoshii infuriates others. That’s because, even if my reason is different from Shimada, I don’t like Yoshii.
(Even if that’s the case, I can’t think of anything..)
I’ll only waste my time and effort getting involved with such an idiot. It’ll be better if I don’t.
After making this conclusion, I give up on thinking and close my eyes silently.
Just like that, the boring day ended.
☆
A few days passed, and it’s been two weeks since the Opening Ceremony ended.
There was no change in the stares from the teachers and the students at me or the surrounding situation.
“How stupid..there’s nothing to talk about, and yet they’re nitpicking at my habits. Really..”
I muttered to myself.
After school, I was told to go to the staff room, so I thought something was up, but it seemed that a neighboring school had an incident of violence that caused the teacher to nag. It seemed that I was convicted just by suspicion, and I really wanted to actually take action.
“Damn it, judging others just by looks and rumors.”
I can understand that ‘it can’t be helped when others misunderstand’, but it’s a completely different thing emotionally. Nobody will be happy being told off for something they never did.
The few people who were chatting on the corridors after school either looked at me or hurriedly left for the exit while looking terrified, thinking that I would find trouble with them, perhaps because they saw me being all unhappy. What idiots. How can I possibly fight them if they don’t provoke me?
I was really unhappy and walked back quickly to my classroom to hurry up and head home. Is everyone already going out with their friends or taking part in club activities just two weeks since the school opening? I don’t know the specific reasons as there’s no one in the classroom.
“What reason? What time is it now?”
After looking at the watch, I understood. Normally, students would have already gone home at this time.
I silently listened to the teacher silently and got detained for a long time with a ‘what’s with that look, are you thinking of fighting back’? If it wasn’t for the muscular teacher in charge of remedial returning to the staff room to stop that teacher, it could have been much longer.
Why must I suffer so much? I thought as I grabbed the bag that was placed on my own table and got ready to go home. As I was too forceful, I knocked into the table on my way out.
“..”
A lot of textbooks dropped out from the table. The owner of this seat didn’t bring the textbooks back home and only put it that.
“Already like this soon after school opening? How enthusiastic you are in your studies.”
I muttered this line that could be said to myself and reached out my hand to put the dropped textbooks back.
And then, I saw that pitiful state.
“That’s, way too much..”
The cover was wrecked and the pages were all messed up. Books that should have been just given were already in such a pathetic state. It wouldn’t be possible for this to happen if it’s used normally.
I picked up this book and looked at the thoroughly tattered cover, and the cover had the name ‘Shimayumi Mikare’ on it. Such a weird name..that’s the name the girl who just came back from overseas wrote wrongly.
“Speaking of which, she called others in the class swines back then.”
In that case, this disaster happened because of Shimada’s words and enraged a certain person enough to bully her.
“Doesn’t look that way..”
To me, the people in our class merely felt that the line was like ‘some foreigner who couldn’t speak Japanese well said something weird’ and ended it there. It shouldn’t be at the level where someone would bully her, and also, no idiot will enthusiastically get near anyone who said that.
Anyway, it’s really hard to imagine someone bullying her. In other words, it’s because this girl herself was enraged as she couldn’t get used to Japan, right? And this method of wrecking is way too weird..
“..Well, never mind. It has nothing to do with me.”
I’ll just observe for the time being and put the tattered textbook back to its original position.
At this moment.
“!?”
A fast moving thing flashed past my eyes.
My body naturally reacted before I could make a decision and backed away from there. I dodged the danger at the last moment, and a certain person’s fist grazed right past the front of my eyes. At this moment, I finally saw what was trying to hit me.
I adjusted my position and watched the owner of the fist.
Standing over there was,
“..”
That idiot who had quite the fate with me ever since school started.
“What are you trying to do, you bastard?”
Yoshii asked silently.
Both of us know that we hated each other, but even so, it’s not so bad that we would actually start punching each other.
“....What..are you doing....”
Yoshii rotated his fist as he said. Asking me what I’m doing?”
“I’m about to ask you—”
“I’M SAYING WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING AT HER SEAT!!!”
Yoshii let out a roar that I couldn’t even imagine. Then, his eyes moved to my right hand..or more accurately, the tattered textbook in my right hand.
Right now, my hand has a thoroughly tattered textbook, no one’s inside the classroom, there’s all sorts of rumors in school, and Yoshii’s words just now.
I got a conclusion from this.
“..Don’t tell me—”
That Yoshii, does he think that I wrecked this textbook to bully Shimada?
“Oi, wait a sec, Yoshii. I’m”
“GRIT YOUR TEETH HARD, YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!”
“Tch—this idiot..!”
Yoshii couldn’t listen to my words at all as he clenched his fist hard to attack. I bent my waist to dodge and said to Yoshii.
“Calm down! I didn’t do this!”
“I’LL KILL YOU!!!”
“LISTEN TO ME!!!”
Not good. I’ve been misunderstood completely.
..Can’t be helped.
“Then, I’ll play along with you!”
He was already someone I didn’t like anyway. Fine, I’ll just give him two, three punches to shut him up! That’s the best way to deal with such an idiot!
Just as expected of an idiot, he won’t cry until something’s smacked into him. Yoshii attacked from the front for the 3rd time. I dodged it from aside and hit the defenseless face.
“KGAA!”
The tables and chairs got involved, and Yoshii flew out in an exaggerated manner. I didn’t use all my strength, but there’s a huge difference in our body types. He’s less than 170cm tall, and it’s to be expected for him to be sent flying by me, who’s almost 180cm tall.
“..That..bastard!”
Yoshii again stood up and leapt over. This time, I grabbed him on the chest and threw him back in the opposite direction.
The tables and chairs have collapsed there on the floor where Yoshii landed.
“!!”
And then, he pushed aside the tables and chairs clinging onto his feet and stood up. I really couldn’t tell from his appearance, but he’s really a stubborn person.
Yoshii continued to leap over like before, and this time, I sent him flying back with a kick. He landed between the tables and the chairs again, and again stood up.
Again and again, this process continued to repeat.
“..Must definitely..send you flying..!”
“You really can take hits, huh! WANT SOME MORE!?”
I couldn’t help but roar as I saw Yoshii try to stand up again.
He got punched, kicked, thrown and I never got hit even once. That’s to be expected. Yoshii was fast, but his body was too light and his movements were too direct, and to be honest, he wasn’t much of an opponent to me. He should have given up a long time ago when he was losing to me like that.
“..!!”
However, Yoshii gritted his teeth and stood up again.
At first, I just wanted to calm him down by punching him 2, 3 times, but before I knew it, it’s been more than 15 rounds.
“Damn it..! How many times must I beat you before you give up..!”
As the one dealing the beating, I started to grumble as I continued to repeat the same motions, again and again.
At this moment, a certain thought appeared in my mind.
(Why isn’t this guy giving up..?)
He’s been beaten so badly, and he knows he can’t beat me no matter how stupid he is. Or rather, he should have expected the outcome before we started fighting.
(Isn’t it obvious who’s the stronger one between us..)
On a side note, I can tell the huge difference in ability between us. It’s the skinny and short Yoshii versus the physically strong me, who’s already used to this kind of situation to a certain extent, like how the rumors went. A normal person will never rush at me after seeing such a thing in the classroom after school. Normally, that person will pretend not to notice and run away or call a teacher here. That’s a smart and correct choice.
“..”
Suddenly, I was reminded of a painful emmory.
In a classroom after school, opponents I couldn’t beat, being bullied, a girl without friends. That was 5 years ago, when we were still in grade school. It was—a painful memory I didn’t want to remember.
I roared to Yoshii, who was standing up again, to shake aside these memories.
“THAT’S ENOUGH, YOU IDIOTIC BASTARD!!!”
My brain was filled with blood, and my face felt hot; my emotions were agitated, and my eyes were red. How can I continue to play around with him!!
On hearing my words, Yoshii trembled as he got to his feet, and finally responded.
“..Don’t you feel..it’s really pitiful..”
“Aah?”
I didn’t understand what he was saying at first, and asked back,
“DON’T YOU FIND HER PITIFUL!? SHE JUST CAME BACK TO JAPAN, DOESN’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, DOESN’T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE, BUT WAS STILL WORKING HARD ALONE! WHY MUST YOU BULLY SUCH A PERSON WHO’S WORKING HARD!!”
The thoroughly wounded Yoshii yelled with a powerful voice.
Pitiful? Working alone? I know that. You don’t have to explain that. I saw such a similar situation before.
Yes. Under the same situation, the same conditions.
—No, it’s different.
While the person who summoned her courage for my sake was being bullied right in front of me, I was hesitating beside her, trembling, thinking of running away. I put myself first.
However, this guy—
“HOW CAN I FORGIVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!”
This guy actually..!
GANK!! A loud sound rang.
Yoshii was sent flying with such force that couldn’t be compared to those hits before.
And I took Yoshii’s punch right in the face. My vision starts to waver. It was because I didn’t think of dodging and only focused on hitting him..however, it doesn’t matter whether I want to dodge or not. I’ll just focus on beating this guy up..!!
“FINE, IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME THAT MUCH, YOSHII, TRY AND BEAT ME UP THEN!! I’LL BEAT YOU UP UNTIL YOU CAN’T STAND UP!!!”
My mind was blank. This guy in front of me really pricks my nerves to the worst. No need to hold back! I’ll thoroughly beat this annoying idiot into a pulp.
“SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I’LL SEND YOU FLYING AND MAKE YOU REGRET IT !!”
“SHUT UP! YOU TRASH!!”
He doesn’t consider his own defenses as he swings his own fist in a momentum that can crush the cheekbones. This idiot..! I’ll really beat you up!
And then, while both of us are so close that we can beat each other up,
“..That’s enough.”
““—!!??””
A shadow suddenly butts in and pointed pen tips in front of Yoshii and me. Thi, this guy..this guy’s called Tsuchiya, right? When did he get in!?
“DON’T GET IN OUR WAY! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!”
And I temporarily diverted my target from Yoshii and Tsuchiya.
“..I’ll be troubled if you continue to wreck havoc like this.”
Tsuchiya continued to say to us while pointing the pens at us, but his eyes were looking at a corner of the classroom. What’s going on?
“..The camera will be wrecked.”
““........Hah?””
The vague words caused Yoshii and me to have question marks above our hand. At this moment, the guy who appeared in front of us lowers the pens and walks over to a corner of the classroom, rummages through there to find something. Is that..a CCD camera? Is he saying that he doesn’t want us to wreck it with our fighting? That’s not really a prob—but why did he have a camera there?
“Were you taking shots secretly?”
“..!(Shakes head violently)”
He shook his head hard to deny it. Speaking of which, this guy seemed to have said something about this during his self-introduction..
I recall what happened on the day of the opening ceremony, and Tsuchiya was checking his camera will fail. He himself denies that he was taking shots, but I can only imagine it like that when he placed it at such an angle..or is there any other motive? I’m not sure.
“..Tch. Lost my interest.”
The rage within me immediately diffused. It’s pointless going hard on an idiot. Better go home early.
“You managed to keep your pitiful life there, Yoshii.”
I again sling my bag on my shoulder, face Yoshii and turn around.
At this moment.
“HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU BASTARD!!”
“KGAA!”
I realized that my shoulder was grabbed, and then there was a punch to my face. This..bastard..! It’s rare for me to say that I let you go..!
“..Looks like you still want to fight, Yoshii.”
“Of course! Do you think I’ll let you go unless you apologize to Shimada-san!?”
I said before that an idiot’s an idiot, but to be honest, I never expected him to be so stupid. As expected, taking on such a guy is—
“WILL YOU UNDERSTAND WHEN I SEND YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!?”
“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO SAY, YOU BASTARD!!”
It’s already the umpteenth round. However,
“DAMN YOU, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!!”
““EHHH!?””
This time, we were stopped by a familiar gruff sounding voice. Wait..this voice belongs to that muscular remedial teacher..!
Better hide my fist and pretend nothing happened now. But even so, I can’t hide the terrible state of the classroom. This is bad..! Getting into trouble after entering school like that..!
I can’t escape, and I don’t know how to deal with this situation.
My heart sinks as I turn around.
“How’s that? Have you calmed down?”
Standing over there is the weird classmate of mine who has a feminine face and speaks in an old-fashioned manner.
“Was that voice just now your doing?”
“How about it? Sounded like it, didn’t it?”
He smiled happily as he said this. I had an impression on this guy as well. I remember this guy’s name is called Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. It’s really hard to forget anyone with such a special appearance, tone and gender.
As my attention was diverted over there, Yoshii immediately rushed over here.
“MOVE ASIDE, KINOSHEETA-SAN! GO TO HELL, YOU SCUMBALL—”
“Tch! Such an annoying person—”
“DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO STOP!!?”
““Urk!!!???””
My eardrums and even my muscles trembled. Yoshii and I had to stop. How large of a vocal range does this guy have?
“Really, just look at this mess. For what reason are you fighting for?”
It looks like a typhoon just swept by the classroom as the tables and chairs were scattered all over the place. Looking around, I realize that we really created quite the ruckus.
“I understand your feelings, Kinosheeta-san. But it’s dangerous for a girl here, so please quietly—”
“You’re called Yoshii, right? I’d just realized that you’re treating me as a girl.”
“Un. We’ll talk tomorrow.”
“....Yoshii yo.”
“Anyway, hurry up and leave this place, Kinosheeta-san.”
“Tei!”
Stick.
“......Hee!?”
Kinosheeta grabbed Yoshii on the hand and pressed it against his own chest. Oi oi, what’s going on now? What’s the situation?
“......(Pacha pacha pacha)”
And then, at a corner of the classroom, there’s a pervert with a camera aimed over here like a tank. That’s too weird. The development of things here are far beyond my common sense.
“How about that, Yoshii? You can tell that I’d am a man, right?”
“Ki, Kinosheeta-san..”
“Un?”
“You’re already a high school student. It’s better for you to wear a bra..”
“Has my words fallen on deaf ears already!!?”
Yoshii blushed as he drew his hand away from Kinosheeta’s chest.
“..!!(Pacha)”
Beside him, Tsuchiya moves behind Kinosheeta at such a speed where only afterimages can be seen. Is he trying to check if there are any signs of bras there? This guy’s..really an enigmatic guy..!”
“..Such immeasurable..feelings....!!! (Bushaa)”
After getting a satisfactory result from his investigation, Tsuchiya collapses onto the floor with a nosebleed. Why, why is it that he’s the one bleeding the most when Yoshii and I were the ones fighting?
“Anyway, you can tell that I’d am a man, right?”
historical
“..”
Yoshii looks troubled as he can’t eliminate the possibility of a small-breasted girl.
“Muu..if you insist, I’d have to take off my bottoms reluctantly..”
“DON’T DO THAT! IT’LL FEEL LIKE A CERTAIN FORBIDDEN LINE WILL BE CROSSED IF YOU DO THAT!!!!!!”
Regarding this, I agree with Yoshii.
“Never mind. Since you’ve said it to such an extent, Kinosheeta-san, I’ll have to treat you as a guy for now.”
“Hold it. In that case, why are you calling me ‘-san’?”
“More than that, I have to beat up this scumbag good!”
“Tch! Try it if you can!”
This guy still doesn’t seem like he will give up. How stubborn is he actually? No, it’s an idiot’s trait to run in a straight line.
Just when we were getting ready to fight,
“Really? Do you really want me to roar again?”
Kinosheeta’s words caused us to freeze. If that loud voice rings again, I don’t know what will happen to my eardrums.
Seeing that we barely managed to keep our fists back, Kinosheeta sighs and says,
“Really..I don’t know the reason, but the other classmates and I can’t ignore it when you’re messing around in the classroom. Can you let bygones be bygones?”
““..Fuun””
Even if I’m to explain, I don’t exactly know what to say. Also, Yoshii beside me seems like he doesn’t know what to say like me too. This guy, even though he’s an idiot and a really weak fighter, he doesn’t intend to talk about how I bullied Shimada (even though it was Yoshii’s misunderstanding)? Such a weird guy. Small fry will say things like small fry, distorting facts all over the place. Go beg others for mercy.
“Yare yare. My head hurts. It’s really hard to explain.”
“..(Suu)”
“Un? What’s that?”
“..Just watch.”
At this moment, Tsuchiya operates the camera and shows a certain recorded part for us to see.
“Tsuchiya yo, what’s that?”
“..The entire situation will be cleared with this.”
It’s a little hard to understand Tsuchiya’s overly simplistic explanation.
Anyway, I’ll just look at the screen like him—
However, even if he said that it’s the entire thing,
“..Nothing else other than the legs?”
“Tsuchiya, you’re really taking shots secretly, huh?”
“..!!(Shakes head violently)”
Tsuchiya continues to shake his head to deny it. Why is it that he’s still denying it when the decisive evidence is right in front of our eyes? In a certain sense, it’s really scary.
I’ll ignore that for now and continue to watch the footage Tsuchiya provided. Yoshii is somewhat unhappy, but intends to watch it first before continuing,
“Oi, Tsuchiya. When was this?”
“..Cleaning time?”
“Cleaning?”
Tsuchiya pressed a switch to fast forward the image, and at this moment, the tables and chairs were moved to the back as they started to clean up.
“So what about the cleaning?”
The crystal display shows the students feet as they walk around the class.
“..Watch this.”
Tsuchiya pauses the image and points at a certain place.
The image is very small and couldn’t be seen easily, but I can still see something had dropped onto the floor. That’s..
“Is that..a textbook?”
“Hoeh?”
It’s just like what Kinosheeta said. On the screen, a textbook dropped onto the floor, and the students in the class didn’t notice that as they continued to drag the tables and chairs back. The book got caught under them.
“Everyone was busy talking and didn’t notice what was below their feet.”
The people in charge of cleaning didn’t notice the textbook held underneath as they moved the table filled with stuff back to the classroom.
Fuun, I see. So that’s how it is.
“Ah, arre? Don’t tell me, that’s..”
I ignored the flabbergasted Yoshii, and Tsuchiya presses the switch to move to the next scene.
The speaker of the camera let out some voices.
“..This is, what should we do..”
“This is bad..we didn’t notice it..”
“Isn’t this the textbook of the girl who came back? If that’s the case, even if we go explain it—”
“She won’t listen to us and call us swines..”
“An, anyway, let’s put it back into the table. We’ll think of a way tomorrow.”
“Tha, that’s right. Let’s do it.”
“....This is the truth.”
Tsuchiya switches off the image of the camera. At this moment,
“Sososososorry!!!”
Yoshii lowered his head and bowed-->>