Volume 2, The Second Question(2/2)
"We're here to request for improvements in class F's facilities."
"Oh really, I'm impressed that you have so much free time."
"Right now, F class is like an old-wrinkled brain with a hole, the state is so deplorable that cold wind would always flow inside."
Ah, he's finally started to scold.
"If it's the principal, who's like a piece of trash that existed since the Sengoku era, it's alright. But now, this sort of
studying environment is too dangerous for a normal high school student. We feel that it might endanger someone's life."
To mix in some provocative words in this respectful tone, seems like Yuuji's about to go crazy as well.
"Anyway, because the cold wind has been blowing into our classroom, some students have already fallen sick. So hurry up and fix it, you stupid old granny! That's about it."
Mm, this is the Yuuji that I know.
Hearing Yuuji's seemingly polite words that are actually rude, the principal gives a thoughtful expression, not uttering a single word.
"Excuse me, principal.."
Maybe she's enraged by Yuuji's attitude? Sigh, any ordinary person would be angry by it.
"..Mm, this is the perfect timing.."
Hm? What is the principal muttering just now?
"Alright, I understand what you mean."
"Eh? Then can you help us fix it?'
Yuuji was right. Even though the policy is weird, Fumitzuki Gakuen is still an institute of education. As long as it involves a student's health, the school would take appropriate action. This is good, this is good.
"I refuse."
"Yuuji, fill this old granny with mud and toss her into the sea."
"..Akihisa, watch your attitude."
Ah? I accidentally said my true feelings!
"Really, this idiot is too disrespectful. If possible, can you tell us the reason? You stinking granny."
"That's right. Please tell us, you damn granny."
"..You two, do you really want to know?"
The principal stares at us in a surprised manner. Did we say something weird?
"There isn't any need for any reason. This is because creating a difference in the classrooms is our objective. So don't give me this nonsense, you brats."
This, this old granny!
"That's not good! If this keeps us, forget about us, the weaker girls in our class would collapse—"
"—Is what I'll say under normal circumstances."
The principal interrupts me, placing her hands under her jaw as she says this.
"Besides, since it's my cute students saying this. We'll have a deal if you listen to my request."
A deal? In other words, there's no such thing as a free meal, huh?
".."
Eh? Yuuji's not reacting at all. He places his hand near his mouth, seemingly thinking about something.
"What's the condition?"
Now that the situation has turned out like this, I can only substitute Yuuji and prompt the principal into speaking.
"Do you know of the summoning tournament in the cool summer festival?"
"Mm, somewhat."
"Then do you know what's the prize?"
"Eh? Prize?"
I didn't even know that there was a prize. This is because I didn't want to take part in the tournament, and I don't think that I can win even if I'm taking part.
"To the winners of the tournament, we'll give them a certificate, trophy, and a platinum bracelet. For the runner-ups, we'll give them a pair of 'Kisaragi Highlands' pre-opening premium tickets.
Hearing this prize, Yuuji froze up. What's wrong with him?
"Oh..what has this got to do with the conditions?"
"Let me finish first, haven't you heard of the saying 'if you rush, you'll whatever'?"
No idea.
"It's regarding the premium tickets. I heard some bad rumors about it, so if possible, I'll like to have it back."
"Have it back? Then why not you just don't give them the tickets?"
"I would if I could. However, though the dean is in charge of this, he signed an agreement with Kisaragi corporation, and right now, we can't back out of it."
Come to think of it, I heard of the rumor before that 'the principal was busy with the summoning system, and allowed the dean to run the school'. Seems like this is true.
"As the principal, shouldn't you be careful when you sign an agreement?"
"Be quiet, brats. I was already busy with the platinum bracelets. Besides, I only heard of these bad rumors recently."
The principal frowns. She sounds rather casual, but it seems that she feels that she has some responsibility to bear.
"Then, what's the bad rumor about?"
The principal starts to explain with the words 'just something troublesome' and explains the entire situation.
"The Kisaragi Corporation want to create a omen at the Kisaragi Highlands, the content being 'couples visiting there will be very happy'."
"What's so bad about this rumor? Isn't that a good thing?"
"In order to create this omen, they want to create a wedding atmosphere for couples who go there with the premium tickets. For marketing purposes, their methods are rather forceful."
"WHA, WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Yuuji suddenly roared—ah, it scared me.
"What now, Yuuji. Why are you so scared?"
"OF COURSE I WOULD BE SCARED! WHAT THAT OLD GRANNY MEANT WAS THAT 'KISARAGI CORPORATION WILL USE ALL THEIR POWER TO FORCE THOSE COUPLES WHO USE THE PREMIUM TICKETS TO MARRY'!!"
"Uh huh. I understand without you explaining it a second time."
To see Yuuji act up like this, it's rather refreshing.
"What this mean is that the couple would have to be chosen from our Fumitzuki Gakuen."
"Damn it. For some reason, we have quite a lot of beauties in our school, and everyone's talking about the summoning system. It'll be perfect for them to create this omen if they create this rumor of getting married during high school! Of course we'll be targeted by Kisaragi Corporation!"
Yuuji bites onto his lips in anguish. Why is he acting so strangely up till now?
"Hm, as expected of the prodigy, your mind works pretty fast."
Hearing Yuuji say this, the principal nods her head. She seems to know Yuuji quite well, and she immediately called me by my name just now.
"Yuuji, calm down first. Kisaragi Corporation's plan isn't so bad. Besides, we know about this plot, so we just don't have to go there."
He's most likely scared of being dragged along by Kirishima-san. I'm so jealous of him.
On a side note, if it's me, I'll probably have no one to go with. This makes me feel so lonely..
"..She will definitely participate in the tournament to win..if I go, I'll have to get married. If I don't go, I'll also be forced to get married..my..my future has.."
Yuuji's eyes have gone blank, what on earth is going on? He probably promised Kirishima-san that 'we'll go together once we get the premium tickets'. Though I don't know what's the price for not fulfilling the promise, it should be something stupid.
"Hm, like what he just said, I don't like the idea of ignoring the wishes of the couple in question and forcing a future onto my cute students."
Does she really think that the students are cute? I'm really suspicious about that.
"In other words, the condition is to—"
"That's right. It's to win 'the prizes of the summoning tournament'. If you can do it, I'll get your classroom repaired."
Oh, in exchange of the prizes of the summoning battle, huh? Then—
"Of course, you can't take them by force from the winners, nor can they voluntarily give up the tickets. I'm telling you to win the tournament."
Ugh! She read my mind! Though she's a weirdo, she's still an educator, huh? Seems like she wouldn't allow anything like cheating.
"..If we win, you'll promise to fix our classroom and upgrade the facility?"
"What are you talking about? I only agreed to help you guys fix the classroom. As for the facilities, that's part of the school's policy, and I don't intend to change it."
As expected, she answered like this. If we can get new facilities through this deal, it'll be a bad example to the other classes..
"However, if you're to use the money earned through the cool summer festival, that's another matter altogether. I'll close one eye on that and allow you to upgrade your facilities."
This is the principal's proposal. Normally, according to the school's policy, buying our own facilities like tables and chairs is forbidden. But it seems like as long as we can agree to her condition, she'll give us leeway.
"Can you help us improve the standard of our facilities? To us, repairing the classroom is as important as improving our facilities."
"And then?"
"If our teahouse isn't successful, and we're not able to improve our facilities, we'll be worried about the situation down there, and won't be able to concentrate on the tournament. This won't be good for us and principal.."
"What? That's it? No way, I won't allow it."
"But! If you can promise us to improve our facilities, we can concentrate on the tournament—"
"Akihisa, it's useless. That granny has no intention of stepping aside. We have no choice but to accept the deal."
Unknowingly, Yuuji regains his composure and pats my shoulder.
..Damn it. Though I hate it, we really have no choice but to go along with the conditions.
"I understand. We'll accept your conditions."
"Really? Then our negotiations are complete."
The principal reveals a sly 'just as planned' look on the face.
"However, we have another proposal as well."
Just as I thought that the negotiations are complete and intend to head back to class, Yuuji adds another condition on the
principal.
"Oh really? Let's hear it."
"I heard that the summoning tournament is a two-on-two contest. An elimination type match. The first is mathematics, and the second is chemistry."
If the first subject is mathematics, all the participants would have to compete in mathematics. The reason why they would change
the subject in the second battle is probably because the points lost in the first battle would reduce the entertainment value of
the competition. No matter what anyone says, this is a school promotional activity.
"So what?"
"Once the participants are decided, please allow me to decide the subjects."
After Yuuji said this, for some reason, he showed some sharp eyes at the principal, trying to probe her. Is he feeling suspicious about anything?
"Hm..alright. I won't allow it if you request for an inflation in points. But if it's just this, then I guess I can help you with
it."
"..Thank you very much."
Yuuji's eyes became even sharper. It's definitely beneficial to us already, so why bother giving such an expression. I really can't understand him.
"Then, that's as far as I'm going to help you. I presume you're going to win in the summoning tournament, right?"
The principal asks. Does she really intend to prevent the Kisaragi Corporation's plan?
"Of course, who do you think we are?"
Yuuji reveals a bold smile. This is a fully motivated look that he had during the test summoning battle.
"We'll definitely win, so don't forget about our promise!"
Of course, I'm fully motivated as well. This is because the method to solve this problem is right in front of us, and we only need
to finish the job.
"Then brats, I'll leave it to you."
"YEAH!!"
Just like this, the worst partnership in Fumitzuki Gakuen is formed.