It's late in the morning for the new King of Vernia.

The sun is already high in the sky, and he finally gets out of bed just as the adventurers in town are thinking about what to have for lunch today.

Originally, there was no concept of lunch in this continent for a long time, but the words "lunchtime" and "lunch" have been spread by the heroes who were summoned from other worlds to come here.

「Yawnnn~~!」

A white dog-eared girl named Meena quickly holds out a cloth soaked in hot water in front of me as I yawn lazily and exuberantly.

「Master, here you go.」

「Yup.」

I wipe my face with the hot towel and pretend that I've washed my face with it. After that, I changed into my normal clothes, a simple cloth outfit, and I was done.

I've heard some people pretend to be the king's wife and say, "Don't do that, because you don't look like a king”. But the king is not a dresser. Some big businessman used to wear normcore fashion.

A pair of pants is also a fine normcore style.

「Good morning, darling.」

Saki, dressed as a lightly dressed Thief, showed her face in the bedroom. She has short black hair and a cheerful smile, and I've entrusted her with the management of my political affairs and other matters.

「Saki, huh? Do you have any work to do today?」

「Yep, a big merchant really wants to meet the king. I was wondering if I could ask them for just a face-to-face meeting.」

「Well, it's a hassle, but I'll give them an audience at least once.」

「It's settled. Well then, I guess...........I'll just put on my cloak and ask them to meet me now.」

「All right.」

If they're a diplomatic envoy from another country, or even just a big domestic merchant, a cloak and pants will suffice.

I put on a heavy red fur cloak and headed for the audience hall. There, a man in a glittering silk suit was waiting for me, prostrate.

I sat down on the throne. From the side, Meena gently placed a crown on my head.

「Raise your head, His Majesty says.」

Guards Captain Lancelot, who is wearing his armor seriously, says solemnly.

「Undestood, Your Majesty Alec, I hope you are doing well――」

「Ah, don't give me a long speech. Keep it short. If you have something to say, say it.」

「Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like you to accept this.」

「Hmm?」

The merchant presented the package to Lancelot, who inspected it, determined that there was no problem, and handed it to me.

「It's a very high quality confectionery made in High Beach.」

「A manju? You know I don't like sweets that much, right? And they look ordinary, and I've never heard of High Beach. Is it famous?」

「No, no, no, sir. Look under the manju, Your Majesty.」

「Oh?」

When I turned over the paper under the bun, I found a gold coin.

「Please accept it, hihi.」

「You fools! Did you think you could bribe the King of Vernia with this little money!」

I shouted at him and threw the gold coins back at the big merchant.

「EEeekkk!」

「It's a woman! If you're going to send me a bribe, bring me a virgin loli!」

「P-please forgive me, sir!」

I sigh as the big merchant runs off.

「Good grief, It's a shame that these days's crooked merchants are so out of touch. If it's a sleeve deal, give it to me as a single item.」

「I guess so. And a few gold coins is a bit stingy. You don't even know what they like, you haven't done enough research.」

Saki and I were worried about the economy of the Kingdom of Vernia, but it was a relatively healthy economy because the corrupt merchants couldn't get into the picky king's favor.

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One day, some time later, Saki said to me,

「Darling, this time I got a big bribe.」

「Huh? It's Loli?」

「Yes, it's loli. And they came with honey traps by the dozen.」

Saki grinned wickedly.

「Hoh, so, there's a vicious merchant with a lot of guts. Okay, let's get an audience.」

「That's right, darling, they're going to prepare a place for us. It's snowing right now, so it's a 'snow viewing party'.」

It's going to be a snow viewing party, with a banquet and dinner on the balcony of the Lankova Leia Iland Inn. The security system is solid at the nobleman's inn, so there's no problem there.

「I'm going to have a lot of fun with the loli girls. Oh, yes, Saki, can you prepare some Daifuku?」

「You can leave it to me. Strawberries are a bit out of season, but I can easily make ice cream in the winter.」

That's settled then.

I decided to participate in the "snow viewing party" with ice cream, and licked my tongue imagining the taste of a dozen lollies.

「Welcome, welcome, Your Majesty the King!」

On the day of the event, when I arrived by carriage at the grand inn "Rancova Leia Iland" in the center of the royal capital, a flamboyant madam greeted me. She wore a lot of jewel rings on her fingers and seemed to like to dress up.

She's ugly and her age makes her out of my sight, but she must be the manager of this place because she has a lot of butlers and maids behind her.

「Ahh, thank you for welcoming me.」

I got out of the carriage and responded in a dandyish voice, acting like a king.

「My name is Akan-von-Sethaygar, and I'm the general manager here. Please make my acquaintance.」

The madam said while holding a strange smelling pipe.

「So, where's the Loli?」

「Fufu, don't be in such a hurry, over there.」

As the madam punched her hand, a group of loli girls came running from the back of the room, surrounded me, and pulled me aside. All of them were wearing micro bikinis, bunnies with cat ears, school swimsuits, naked aprons, and other outrageous outfits that made them inevitable candidates for the elections.

The manager seems to know exactly what I like, and she's really good.

But most of the Loli girls who smile at me with a seductive smile don't seem to be virgins. There are also a lot of elf ears, but damn, they're just legal lolita for looks. Boring.

「Whoa! This is so cute, isn't it? Touch, touch!」

「Hiyaaahnn!」

A young aristocratic-looking man came from the side and touched?my? loli girls' buttocks with both hands.

「What the hell are you doing?」

「Ya, Hello! Your Majesty the King, you've heard of me for a long time, but I'm Yoshi-von-Tykane, I used to be a clown, and now I'm making a lot of money by rolling land.」

He shakes my hand in a familiar way and I shake his hand off.

「I didn't ask for your name. Madam, wasn't this supposed to be my entertainment?」

If you look carefully around, you'll see a nobleman with a big belly, a nobleman with a long face, a man who looks like a prince, and even a samurai in kimono.

「Your Majesty, this is a party for everyone to enjoy and get along and watch the snow.」

「Tsk, I didn't hear that, damn it!」

「Now, now, now, that's fine, isn't it? Well, have a drink. I'll be right behind you, President Yo.」

The man who hands me the glass, Yoshi, is Japanese by the looks of it, is he another hero?.

I did an appraisal just to be sure, but other than the level 4 talking skills, the rest of his skills were low level and nothing major. I was a little wary of the liquor he gave me, but after thinking it over, I realized that I also had poison resistance. so No problem.

Meena is still guarding me like a ninja on the ceiling, and there is no one who can defeat me with a single blow when I am over 300 levels.

Drink.

「Drink it! Drink it! All at once! Hoorayy!」

「Shut up. I don't like that kind of flattery」

It reminds me of a party at a stupid university or a reception at a black company, and above all, I should savor and sip on anything other than beer in the middle of summer.

「Well, thank you for your continued support in the future, Your Majesty, and I'm sorry to overlook various things.」

「Hmph, I don't give shit..」

Yoshi, who was winking at me in an annoying manner, quickly read my request not to come over here, and went over there.

「Your Majesty!」

A blonde-haired loli girl in a micro bikini sweet-talked me with a lisp. I'm using appraisal on her, and I'm pretty sure she's a virgin.

「Ohh, all right, all right, madam, I'll take a break.」

「Sure, please go to the VIP room over there.」

「Mmm.」

With my lower body at its hardest, I take the loli girl and go into the back room.

「I'll lick your thing.」

「Ooh.」

The girl who took off her own bra, unbuckled my belt in a fumbling manner, and served me with her unfamiliar tongue.

「Hamu, nnnhh, Nnhhh, afuhh.」

「Lick it deeper.」

「O-okay.」

She've been disciplined, but she're still out of practice. But that's good.

I'll negotiate with Madam later and hire her as a maid at the royal palace.

「It's about to come out.」

「? Mmm, mmm, mmm, kyaaa!」

The blonde loli failed to catch my ejaculation and stained her face. But that's no problem, I just wipe it off.

「Come here.」

「Y-yes.」

I held the nervous, trembling Loli firmly by her waist with both of my hands, and I...

「Don't move, All of you!」

「What the hell? Soldiers! No, it's an inspection! It-It's not good――!」

But I am the king. I was planning to continue playing without worrying about the soldiers' intrusion, but I was distracted when they strolled into this room.

「What do you think you're doing, Lancelot?」

I asked the knight captain of the Imperial guard who showed his face. Lancelot, who is in charge of security, must have already heard about my schedule.

「I'm sorry to interrupt your fun, Your Majesty. But we have received an anonymous report of tax evasion and illegal activities in this inn.」

「I see, then, you don't have to hesitate. You can do as you please according to legal procedure. However, I'll take this loli girl home with me.」

「I understand. One slave girl should be no problem.」

You're a very understanding and useful subordinate.

「You too, get dressed quickly.」

「Ah, yes, sir.」

When I left the VIP room, the nobles who had been roped were putting up a futile resistance.

「Ah, Your Majesty! I'm a friend of yours!」

I don't remember his name anymore, but a nobleman who I just shook hands with for the first time shouted that and tried to threaten the soldiers.

「That's his nonsense. Don't worry about it, just interrogate him.」

「Ha!」

When I went outside, snowflakes were falling from the dark night sky. But it's not something I'm going to have a party to admire.

「It must be cold. Get inside my fur.」

「Okay.」

I wrapped the blond-haired loli girl in my cloak and got into the carriage.

The winter nights in the royal city of Erland are long. The time for fun is just around the corner.

The party to watch the "kupaa~" will be held! (TLN: spreading the vagina)