"Alright Dio, what we need to do is show you your true calling of flamboyant masculinity!" exclaimed the silver eyed shinigami as he got off the plane with his crossdressing companion

"Um... my name is Gasper." The dhampir said as he tried to convince the crimsonette to no avail like the last many times the past few hours that he had to accompany his new acquaintance

"Shush Dio, we need to go get our bags" Shiro said as he made his way to the baggage claims

"B-but my name is Gasper! And why are we even here!?" asked Gasper as he started to get more heated in response to the shinigami getting his name wrong again

"Well Dio." "GASPER!" came the instant retort "I offered to take over your training the moment Shirone started to try and force garlic down your throat." he explained as the dhampir was forced to run from the blue-haired former exorcist wielding Durandal and white haired nekoshou armed with garlic. The dhampir latched onto the crimsonette like a savior at the time but he still can't help but have doubts considering the shinigami keeps getting his name wrong.

"But why did we need to take a flight to India?" Gasper asked more specifically this time

"Well, originally I would have ported us to another dimension but.... I just felt like traveling." Shiro admitted as he never really left Kuoh unless it was to other multiverses

"Well, we got our bags. Now let's get dressed" he said as the two made their way to the men's restroom to change. Unfortunately people tried to stop the crossdresser from going to the 'incorrect' restroom so the shinigami was forced to use some minor hypnosis to get them off their case

"Excellent! Now we look the part" Shiro said as he stepped out of the restroom in a formal business outfit with a dark blue jacket and one of those cab driver hats

"Shiro-san.... why do I have to dress like this?" the dhampir asked as his outfit was a strange two-piece suit with a checkered coat tail and several ornate features, including wing-shaped emblems on the collars and a heart-shaped opening in the chest area. It was the outfit Giorno Giovanna wore but the vampire didn't need to know that.

"Like I said, flamboyant masculinity!" the red-head explained with a pose for no apparent reason

"Oh right, you need to start posing too." he said to the strangely dressed vampire

"But why!?" Gasper asked confused

"Don't worry about it" the shinigami instantly waved off his question and proceeded to make his way to an empty cab car

"Now that I got this car from the cab driver, get in" he said to the vampire as he took the driver's seat

"Shiro-san what happened to the former driver" Gasper asked a little nervous

The shinigami turned his gaze to the dhampir "He came down with a sudden case of death" he said blankly "But enough about that, now we just need to wait for people to get in the car and pay us to go on a high speed chase that may or may not involve explosions"

The vampire just looked at the shinigami incredulously "Shiro-san why would you think that would happen?!" he asked

"It's India" Shiro responded blankly

"That doesn't mean anythi-" the vampire was cut off by three white robed men getting in the cab

One of the robed men pulled out a suitcase filled with bills

"FOLLOW THAT CAR!" he shouted

∞

On the busy street filled with people going about their normal days, a large blaring horn was heard. People began to jump out of the way as a black car that had men shooting what seemed to be light beams from guns out of the window back towards the speeding yellow cab car.

"AAAHHHHHHH" the vampire screamed as two of the robed men in the back dodged the light beams and started to create light spears to hurl towards the escaping vehicle

"HOLD ON TIGHT!" the shinigami cab driver yelled as the robed men braced themselves. The car swerved and somehow began to drive on the building walls going over the pedestrians and other cars. The car flipped mid air and landed right behind the escaping vehicle.

The robed men continued to miss their target as if they were clone troopers from a certain far away universe. The crimsonette began to get annoyed

"GIVE ME THAT!" the shinigami yelled at one of the robed men and grabbed his light spear and chucked it at the other car. Gasper reacted to the shinigami as he steadied the wheel in an effort to stop their impending car crash when he saw the red-head's upper torso out the window.

The spear of holy light pierced the other car flinging off it's sun roof. A man in a black suit wearing shades peaked back as he hefted up what looked to be a..

"IS THAT A ROCKET LAUNCHER!?" the vampire yelled horrifically

"THAT'S NOT JUST ANY ROCKET LAUNCHER! THAT'S A ROCKET LAUNCHER EQUIPPED WITH HOLY SHELLS" one of the robed men in the back exclaimed

"EVERYBODY GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!" the crimsonette roared as he sped up even faster. Ice began to form beneath the ground in the form of a ramp. The vampire and robed men that were probably angels that forgot they could fly held on for dear life as the car soared through the air aiming directly for the widening eyes of the RPG armed man.

A large explosion rang out so loudly that it was heard across the city

∞

3 hours later

Within a 5-star hotel room, the door opened as two ash covered figures stepped through the room silently and plopped down onto their respective beds without saying a word.

[System finds this familiar] commented the system

One of the charred figures didn't say a word but stuck a middle finger into the air towards the invisible voice.