Ruan Xiaomo's smile gradually shrinks and disappears, and her mouth gradually purses into a serious straight line.

After that, she's dead again

It seems that the wind and rain is coming, but I don't know who will finish the table with her first

Ruan Xiaomo's heart is beating like a drum.

Jin liefeng raised her eyelids and looked at her. Her eyes were cold and her face was slightly cold, as if she would lift the table next second, and then someone would tie her to the roof and bake her.

After a while, he wiped the corners of his lips, sat up straight, and his thin lips moved: "and then?"

Ruan Xiaomo: "ah?"

Jin liefeng frowned and said in an unpleasant tone, "what do I say about the one behind? Who's been ridden away

According to common sense, no matter how much a person looks like a bicycle, he can't be ridden away?

Should this be a science fiction joke?

For example, gene mutation, from human to mechanical and so on.

Ruan Xiaomo what? Behind? "

She was stunned for a second. She responded and hesitated for a while. Then she said, "I'm finished. There's no more..."

Cold jokes are all like this. It's a sudden stop. Just laugh in place. What's the following.

Jin liefeng's face turned black, and his purple eyes fixed on Ruan Xiaomo.

Ruan Xiaomo's heart began to panic, and she asked uneasily: "that Do you think Is that funny? "

Ruan Xiaomo felt that what he asked was nonsense.

Funny words, how can he still put such a black face!

Jin liefeng bowed his head, gracefully picked up the knife and fork again, and began to eat. He only uttered a stingy sound from his nose: "well."

Huh?

OK, can you answer with um?

Ruan Xiaomo had no bottom in his heart, and he didn't plan to ask more questions, so he lowered his head and picked up a spoon to eat.

"Nothing else?" He came out with a cold voice.

Ruan Xiaomo almost choked on a mouthful of lemonade.

She quickly swallowed it, and her face was full of confusion What else do you want to hear? "

Isn't Jin liefeng funny?

How can you ask her if she has anything else?

Steak is elegantly cut into the size of the mouth, the man's voice is low, eyelashes drooping, slender hands persistent fork up small pieces of steak: "speak."

Simple and neat, people can't understand what he is doing, so they ask her to continue.

Ruan small foam muddled forced, sorted out the next train of thought, or decided to speak.

She did what he asked. She shouldn't pick on her.

"Well Let's talk about it a little longer this time. " She said: "once upon a time, there was a tomato. When he was waiting for the traffic light, he slipped and rushed to the middle of the road. He was hit by a car. At this time, the banana beside him saw it and laughed," look! It's ketchup! "

Jin liefeng's reaction was exactly the same as that of the last joke, but this time he did not ask her the following questions. Instead, he continued to eat politely and gracefully.

Ruan Xiaomo was just a little more daring, and he continued to say: "also, once upon a time, there was a banana. One day when it was walking on the road, it felt hot and took off its clothes, so the tomato was pressed into ketchup. Because the tomato stepped on its clothes, it was pressed by the car, so the banana was arrested and fined. Do you know why the banana was arrested and fined?"

Jin liefeng raised her eyebrows and gave her a face up talk: "it caused a car accident."

He really doesn't know where this kind of joke is funny

There was a question and answer session.

It's not the first time that Jin liefeng doubts the brain structure of the woman opposite, but she finally believes that she didn't mean to fool herself last time on the phone.

In this woman's mind I just don't know why so many inexplicable jokes!

"Wrong!" Maybe he didn't like to reply, which encouraged Ruan Xiaomo a little. She put down her spoon, put her arm on the table happily, and announced the answer like a surprise: "because the banana ran naked!"

Take off clothes, run naked, interfere with customs, get caught no problem!

Jin liefeng

Leading to traffic accident is lower than the severity of streaking?!

Divine logic!

What's so funny about this joke?!

Why is she still so excited?!

I don't know!

Ruan Xiaomo laughed for a while, and found that Jin liefeng was still unresponsive. She carefully asked, "Jin liefeng Do you want to hear more? "

“.... You said

"Well, once upon a time, there was a rabbit who pulled a lot of carrots in the forest. Then he met the big gray wolf. The big gray wolf said," Hey, hey, little rabbit, give me all your carrots! " Guess what the bunny said

Jin liefeng's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He threw out a sentence: "the wolf should eat the rabbit directly."What a mess it is to rob a rabbit of carrots!

"Don't care about the details. Guess what Bunny said?" Ruan Xiaomo face with a brilliant smile, apricot eyes bending to look at the man.

Jin liefeng was quiet for a long time before he said, "here you are."

No matter why the wolf grabs the carrot, but the rabbit doesn't give it. Every minute, I'm afraid it's going to be used as a side dish.

"No! The little rabbit said, "no!" Ha ha ha ha, didn't you expect that... "

Jin liefeng put a piece of mushroom on his lips and stopped for a second before it was put into his mouth.

.... This kind of joke should not be acceptable to normal people.

Every joke is like a blatant insult to one's intelligence quotient

But she was really happy with her smile.

He pursed his lips, chewed the delicious stewed mushrooms, and looked at the woman across the table who couldn't stop laughing.

She was numb, depressed, and had never been so happy since he was brought back.

His eyes fell on her neck.

If at that time, she didn't try to cause her own bad feeling to escape him, this necklace specially made for her should be given to her at the last stop of her return.

But everything was screwed up.

When he first came back, he even wanted to have the room demolished, but he didn't.

Maybe She'll find that shark pond has been transformed.

Maybe When she saw the necklace, she would change her mind and stay at his side

But just now, she tried to return the necklace to him.

Damn stubborn temper!

Can't she just try to like him and get to know him? You have to refuse him from the beginning to the end?!

After a long time of laughing in the quiet dining room, Ruan Xiaomo finally stopped laughing

In the dining room, except for her, no one laughed, including the servants standing around to serve them.

She put on a serious face awkwardly and lowered her head to drink soup. The cool touch on her neck reminded her that the "eternity" was wearing on her.

"By the way Jin liefeng She hesitated and decided to say what she had to say.