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After listening to Jia Sidao's question, Emperor LiZong of the great song dynasty said, "the first thing is what Jia Aiqing said. I love to hear it. Every time, it comes to my heart. "
" holy, you are such a slave. "Jia Sidao said happily.
Then he asked, "Your Majesty, what is the second thing? "
" is the second thing still for me? "Emperor LiZong asked with a smile.
Jia Sidao also said with a smile, "Your Majesty, you mean crickets. "
" if it's not this, what else can it be? " Li Zong emperor road.
Jia Sidao sighed: "Alas, it's a pity that many of the old ministers in the court don't understand Wei Chen's idea of ruling the country by insects. Otherwise, the situation in the court would not be so complicated."
When Jia Sidao finished speaking, the emperor of LiZong did not pay attention to this, but suddenly pointed to Jia Sidao and asked, "Jia Aiqing, I heard that you were injured by an assassin, and you are already bedridden, but now you are not in such a state?"
"In front of your majesty, how dare you hide that it's true that I met an assassin. Fortunately, I've been on guard for a long time, and I'm wearing soft armor. None of the three long arrows that the assassin shot into my body." Jia Sidao replied.
Emperor LiZong asked, "then why do you want to publicize that you have been seriously injured? What do you mean?"
"Your Majesty, the assassin's intention to assassinate Wei Chen is probably to prevent Wei Chen from going to negotiate peace with the Mongolian mission. Now he pretends to be seriously injured. Those who secretly want to obstruct the great plan of the emperor will think that Wei Chen can no longer handle this matter for the emperor." Jia Sidao replied.
Emperor LiZong then said, "then Jia Aiqing will be able to" build up the plank road in the open and live in the dark. "
"I can't hide anything in front of you. I've been thinking about it for a whole night, but you can see it at a glance. I really admire it." Jia Sidao began to compliment emperor qilizong again.
Emperor LiZong said, "Jia Aiqing, since you have nothing to do, I will be relieved."
After that, he changed his tone and said, "but I have something to do with you, Jia Aiqing!"
"You can tell me what to do. As long as I can do it, I will do it." Jia Sidao agreed.
Emperor LiZong called to the outside and said, "come on, bring in what I have brought."
The little eunuch outside agreed and came in with a cricket jar.
Pointing to the cricket inside, he said, "Jia Aiqing, look, the iron headed Marshal you sent to me doesn't know how to deal with things. He doesn't eat anything these days. If it goes on like this, don't starve to death. He is a meritorious official of Song Dynasty! "
" Your Majesty, you don't have to panic. Let me have a closer look at the reason. "Said Jia Sidao.
Jia Sidao came to the cricket jar with "Marshal iron head". He made a little cake on the table and put it into the cricket jar.
If it was normal, the "Marshal iron head" would eat it immediately, but this time it didn't even move. It seemed that he had no appetite for the cake.
Jia Sidao stirred up a few times with his own cricket grass, but the "Marshal iron head" still didn't move.
Seeing this, the emperor asked anxiously, "what's the matter with my marshal tietou? Is there no help?"
Jia Sidao didn't answer the emperor's question. Instead, he went closer to observe the "Marshal with iron head". Then he smelled it with his nose and put his finger in the cricket jar. After touching it, he put his finger in his mouth and licked it with his tongue.
These inexplicable initiatives made emperor LiZong not know what he was doing.
Emperor LiZong couldn't help it, so he asked, "Jia Aiqing, you're talking!"
"When the emperor begins, this" Marshal iron head "can be said to be OK or something." Jia Sidao replied.
Emperor LiZong was a little impatient, and said, "Jia Aiqing, don't play tricks, just say something I can understand."
"Your Majesty, you don't have to be angry. There's a reason why I said that. This" Marshal with iron head "is really OK now, so I said that it's OK, but if I let it go, the prospect of this" Marshal with iron head "is not good." Jia Sidao's eloquent way.
Emperor LiZong said, "what's wrong with her?"
"What marshal tietou got was the loss of two birds." Jia Sidao replied.
Emperor LiZong said, "what kind of strange disease is this? How can I never hear of it?"
"This kind of" two birds out of group "is a very strange disease. It only happens to the" Marshal with iron head ", which is very rare. Naturally, few people know about it." Jia Sidao replied.
When LiZong heard that marshal tietou was suffering from such a rare disease, he was so anxious that he immediately said, "that Jia Aiqing, please save him quickly.""The root of this" two birds out of group disease "lies in the fact that the" iron headed marshal "wants to find a mate. Unfortunately, he can't find a suitable mate in a single jar. In this way, he becomes depressed and doesn't want to eat. At the beginning, there is nothing to do. It's OK for this kind of insect not to eat for three or two days, but after a long time, his appetite will increase If it goes bad because it doesn't eat for a long time, at that time, even if it wants to eat, it can't digest. That's what's serious about it. "Said Jia Sidao.
Emperor LiZong said: "I understand a little. It's easy to do. There are many crickets in my palace. Just find a mate for this" marshal tietou. "
"Sire, this" marshal tietou "is a rare insect in a hundred years. It's a coincidence that he can't see a common mate. Recently, Weichen has got a lot of" yuanyangqing "females, and only such worms can match" marshal tietou ". "Said Jia Sidao.
After listening to this, Emperor LiZong laughed and said, "the marriage between men and women is about a right match. I didn't expect that there would be such requirements between insects. It seems that everything in the world is the same in the final analysis. "
" Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with what you said. In fact, the rules of the insect kingdom are the same as those of people in the world, and they are divided into three or six waiting times. This "iron headed marshal" is the king of crickets. Naturally, his companion must also be a king of females. Only in this way can the two play harmoniously and complement each other. " Jia Sidao said.
Emperor LiZong said, "Jia Aiqing, please hurry up and invite out your" yuanyangqing. "
"I respect the order." Jia Sidao replied.
After that, he carefully took out a jar.
Then Jia Sidao asked the servant to bring a bucket basin.
He first put the iron headed Marshal into the basin, and then put the yuanyangqing into it.
Don't say, this Jia Sidao is really a genius who plays with insects. When marshal tietou, who was dying just now, asked about the smell of yuanyangqing, he was shocked and began to sing.
Slowly, the "marshal tietou" moved to the "yuanyangqing".
After the two insects collided, the "yuanyangqing" even called.
Jia Sidao sprinkled some cakes into the insect bowl.
Miracle appeared, this "iron head marshal" actually big mouthful of eat up, as if this cake is its favorite delicacy.
Emperor LiZong was very happy to see his beloved "marshal tietou" become active again and eat. He said: "Jia Aiqing, you are so powerful. My" marshal tietou "has cured you. Your contribution is not small. Tell me, how do you want me to reward you. "
" Your Majesty has flattered me. I am satisfied that you have given me everything. If you do this for your majesty, what reward do you need? " Jia Sidao declined.
Emperor LiZong said: "Jia Aiqing, you are worthy of learning from other ministers. If all the officials of the Song Dynasty could be like you, I wish the Song Dynasty could be better."
"As the head of all officials, Wei Chen takes the lead and plays an exemplary role." Jia Sidao said.
Emperor LiZong said: "well, you Jia Aiqing are in good health, and my" marshal tietou "is fine. Then Jia Aiqing, you will continue to rest, and I will leave. "
" Your Majesty, please take a message. I have something else to ask you. "When Jia Sidao heard that emperor LiZong was going to leave, he said in a hurry.
Emperor LiZong asked, "come on, Jia Aiqing, what else can I do for you? "
" how can we proceed with the negotiation with the Mongolian mission? "Asked Jia Sidao.
"Emperor LiZong didn't stay at all. As he walked, he said," isn't Jia Aiqing doing this thing well? I don't need to teach you how to do it. "Emperor li Zong said.
Jia Sidao saw that the emperor was playing with himself, so he didn't ask any more questions. He got up and wanted to send the emperor out of his prime minister's house.
Jia Zong said with a smile, "how can you get out of bed now? "
that's what Jia Sidao said. For a moment, he didn't know what to do.
Emperor LiZong of the great song dynasty said, "don't be polite, Jia Aiqing. Just let your housekeeper take me out. You'd better continue to lie down. "
" congratulations to the emperor. "After hearing this, Jia Sidao had to kneel down on the ground and said loudly.
After watching the figure of emperor LiZong disappear from his vision, Jia Sidao got up from the ground.
After sitting on the imperial chair and having a sip of tea, he said to himself, "everyone says that I am Jia Sidao is treacherous. But from today's point of view, the emperor is the biggest slippery guy in the world. You can see that he wants to do this himself, but he wants to make himself a scapegoat. The most merciless thing is the emperor. I don't think it's the emperor Running errands for him. "After a while, Jia Zhong came back.
Seeing Jia Sidao sitting on the chair, he immediately knelt down on the ground and said, "excuse me, Mr. Xiang. I didn't do a good job today."
"I'm really puzzled. I didn't say that you did something wrong! "When Jia Sidao saw Jia Zhong kneeling on the ground, he said.
Jia Zhong was even more frightened. He quickly kowtowed a few heads and said: "Mr. Xiang, you are satirizing me. I know that the emperor suddenly came to the prime minister's residence and didn't inform you in time. It's really a small sin to make you unprepared. "
" Jia Zhong, how many years have you followed me? "Jia Sidao reached out and lifted Jia Zhong, who was kneeling beside him, and asked.
After hearing this question, Jia Zhong felt a little puzzled. After thinking about it, he replied, "it's about ten years since I reported to you. "
" do you think I am unreasonable? "Asked Jia Sidao.
Jia Zhong replied: "Mr. physiognomy, you always convince people with reason in front of me. "
" now that you know all about it, why did you ask that just now? "Asked Jia Sidao.
This series of questions made Jia Zhong a little confused. He said, "what's the matter with you today, Mr. Xiang? What's the meaning of this question? "
" Jia Zhong, don't you understand what I mean? "Looking at his expression, Jia Sidao asked.
Jia zhongnao scratched his head. He laughed and said, "I'll tell you back. I really don't understand. "
" today, when the sage comes to the prime minister's residence, he just wants to make a surprise attack to see what happened to the prime minister. He is really the housekeeper of the prime minister's residence. Otherwise, the sage will inform you first, not to mention you. Even the prime minister does not dare to disobey the emperor's will. So it has nothing to do with you. How can the prime minister blame you? "Said Jia Sidao.
After hearing this, Jia Zhong understood what Jia Sidao had just said to himself.
Jia Zhong immediately knelt down on the ground again and was moved and said, "Mr. Xiang, you are really Jia Zhong's reborn parents. What can I do to repay you for your kindness? "
" look, you're here again. When prime minister was in trouble, it was not you who saved money and clothing to help prime minister. Otherwise, Prime Minister would have starved to death in the street. "Jia Sidao said with emotion.
Jia Zhong said: "Mr. prime minister, you are the life of great wealth. At that time, you just had bad luck. Even if you didn't have a little help, you would turn the corner. "
and then he said," besides, the kindness you have done to Xiaodi and Xiaodi's family these years is not worth mentioning compared with what Xiaoren did at the beginning. Look, Xiaodi, although he is a housekeeper in the prime minister's mansion, he knows how to repay his kindness. "
"You are loyal to the prime minister, and the prime minister is in the eye, so you can rest assured. As long as I, Jia Sidao, have been in this aspect, then you, Jia Zhong, will enjoy endless glory and wealth." Jia Sidao said