56 Alone among a bunch of crazy people
20 days later, far from the kingdom of Flanders, in the centre of the Briere Empire, a naked young man, with an air of simplicity of mind, crouched down and protecting his sensitive parts. He raises his head up and pleads with those who kick him to stop.
He faces the Emperor, who is currently contemplating what one of the maid found in the smelly clothes of the simpleton. This man, this monster, today undertook to infiltrate the imperial castle and certainly taken by the momentum of his success, he joined the youngest of the Princesses in his bath.
The Emperor's adviser, assuming that he thinks he is showing mercy, moves on. "Your Imperial Majesty: I ask for the greatest punishment for this pervert who waved his rudder in front of the young Princess' nose, leading her to faint with shock."
The Emperor is not happy either that his beloved little girl has seen the wolve on the day of her 11th birthday, yet he raises his hand to silence his advisor by unsealing an envelope under the wax seal of the Kingdom of Flanders.
(Honoured unknown; Whoever reads this letter will most certainly have made Naofumi his prisoner, the latter having most certainly committed another stupid act. If you would be willing to give it to me, the second Pincesse des Flandes Ayleen Prichen, I can only ask the person who has this young person with the sick brain to show compassion by treating him as humanely as possible and to warn me quickly so that I can come and get my disobedient and ill-bred animal.
With the hope that no harm will be done to the bastard and making the wish to hear me with Your unknown person,
Ayleen Prishen, Second Princess of Flanders)
Emperor Augustus Falseanus will not consider for long the possibilities open to him. To execute the simple-minded who thinks he is a boat and shakes his rudder in the children's baths, or the possibility of marrying one of his sons with the one who is said to be the most beautiful of the Princesses and who represents a relatively powerful Kingdom.
Majestically lifting his arm, Emperor Augustus Falseanus commanded. "Stop hitting the vermin. Give the vermin a room and watch over him so they don't shake his twigs in front of my daughters. Before that, wash it and dress it properly. Looks like this insect fed on by ingesting manure. Counsellor, go get me, a magician capable of sending messages over long distances, soon we'll have an important guest."
No aware of the current facts, Ayleen has to do additional schoolwork that is not pleasant, but essential according to her teachers. During the outing in the forest, she had a good time, but she regretted not being able to carry out her big project. Never mind, Ayleen is confident that it is only a matter of time before that she can do it.
50 miles south of the capital, in front of Topelos, a keep named after the village 5 miles away. Many adventurers are waiting their turn to enter. In the kingdom of Flanders, dungeons are not numerous but they are an excellent way to perfect your training according to adventurers who are especially eager for the treasures that appear randomly.
However, the danger is very real. The death rate in dungeons is much higher than that encountered during traditional missions. The Adventurer's Guild has therefore implemented a prevention policy and encourages adventurers to go on mission by offering bonuses, but the call of these treasure chests is too tempting for the majority of lower-tier adventurers whose pockets are not so full. This prevention policy, which is a good initiative, remains only an initiative doomed to failure.
Some adventurers who came at random in the hope of finding a group (called wild) also seek to gather on the spot, yet some of them poorly equipped or known for their limited abilities, end up setting up their tents and camping for months right here as dirty beggars.
Right now, a thief sitting in a tree is playing with his dagger out of boredom. With nothing better to do, he turns his attention to the path to the dungeon. The thief loses control, his dagger almost escapes from his hands but he grabs it by instinct before screaming.
"A big pair, a big pair comes this way."
Tension is rising among the adventurers who immediately turn to the path. They simultaneously grab their crotch as if in anticipation, drop their weapons on the ground and stand ready for battle.
Everyone stands ready to receive the so-called big pair and less than a minute later, it appears at the end of the yellow dirt road. The adventurers lift their third legs and admire the gift Mother Nature has just sent them.
Ayleen advances nonchalantly on this little path. Accompanied by her guards, she gives them a smile that makes their hearts beat faster and then she places herself in the centre of the horny adventurers.
"Forgive me, modest you. I have to enter this dungeon for a school assignment and I would like to know who will be the lucky ones who will accompany me there. I have a little time left, so you can fight each other to make your decision."
A few minutes later, after a general fight, in a dungeon, 5 young men redoubled their bravery to impress the young beauty behind them. It seems that the beautiful girl is a student from the capital but she entered the dungeon without even a weapon in her hand. It's not really a problem for these healthy young men who are determined to prove their power and valour to the young beauty, fighting each other as much as against the monsters that abound in this dungeon.
Ayleen, who is not very concerned, gently follows these fools who double-cross and hit each other to be the one who will kill the monsters. Sometimes they kick each other, sometimes they punch each other. Besides, the magician is a little pathetic. He walks his head in the air with one hand on his bloody face after the Berserker hit him with a head and broke his nose.
The Thief is not much better, when he is not fighting the monsters, he runs from left to right or from front to back and gives dagger blows in the void never letting Ayleen out of his sight. Which, by the way, makes her particularly happy. The priest is a simple-minded man according to Ayleen who is quite proud of his small group formed at random. His priest from the beginning, spent his time casting the spell (heal) on him. It was nice of him, although a little useless and now that he no longer has a mana, he can obviously no longer cure the magician who is bleeding.
The archer has mana potions, he took them out of his bag in front of everyone but he refuses to give them to the priest whose false head he does not like. Among these 5 powerful and valiant young men, Ayleen admits to feeling a little lonely and has this strange feeling, that only that only she doesn't have a missing box. [I find myself in a dungeon with five mentally handicapped people, it's scary.]
Fortunately, monsters are very weak and do not cause many problems for men with muscular brains. Although they had trouble beating the intermediate boss, (a yellow slime) because they were fighting each other over who would put him to death, the dungeon is running smoothly and nobody is hurt, or almost.
An hour passes in this joyful atmosphere. The priest has some mana again but he categorically refuses to treat the magician so as not to waste him. The archer still doesn't want to give him a potion, so he just throws (heal) to Ayleen from time to time, although Ayleen insists that it's nice but a little useless. More embarrassing; The first real wounded is to be deplored just before entering the boss' room. The Berserker, annoyed by the thief's comings and goings, violently hit her with a large stone found on the ground, breaking her right leg. Once again, the priest insists that he will not treat this person with a suspicious look either. Ayleen smiles as she watches this group, who is indeed more than interesting.
After the fight against the boss, Ayleen withdrew from the dungeon after the priest leaned towards her and tried to kiss her. Ayleen is not sure about the young man's condition after he hit his head in the dungeon ceiling and as he had no more mana left...
Following this disastrous experience, Ayleen can only agree with the prevention policy put in place by the adventurer's guide because in effect, the dungeons are very dangerous for adventurers.