God, an Otaku, in DxD

9 Hmmmm. Time to kill some crows!

"All set." Rias told Issei when she finished him. Issei was blushing the whole time when the healing process was done, as expected for the damn pervert.

"You also need to relax! At least until you reach your full strength back. The light power that stray exorcist used on you was strong. You're lucky that your 'protector' appeared when he did." Rias told him, while she was in the shower.

"What protector?" Issei asked in a confused tone.

"The man who was in all black with a mask." Rias replied.

"He's quite powerful Issei. He fought three of us in our full power like it was nothing. He even deflects Akeno's lightning while he was blocking Koneko's punches, and breaking my sword." Kiba joined the conversation.

"I agree. He is powerful. At least, we know that he isn't a foe, or a threat to this town. He seems peaceful enough." Rias announced.

"And a stray exorsist? I'm not even sure I know what that term means." Issei asked Rias.

"A ton of them moved from the church. Due to lack of options, many of them became servants of Fallen Angels." Kiba told Issei.

"Wait. You can't say that Asia's in the same camp as that Freed dick?!" Issei asked him angrily.

Rias got out of the shower, then spoke.

"We're not saying anything other than you're a devil. And for whatever reason, she is a servant of a fallen one. Those are the facts Issei."

"But..... Asia...."

(Timeskip to Issei thinking and raging silently in his bedroom.)

''I'm nothing but a big loser. A stupid pawn! I can't save my friend, can't protect myself. No... To hell with all that!"

He put on his exercising clothes, then went to the park. He was trying to do some pullups, but to no avail. Keyword, TRYING.

"That blew! I'm a sissy boy...." Issei said in dissapointment in himself.

He remembered Asia's cries, and suffering. That made him feel more determined.

'No... I'm not gonna bitch out. I gotta save Asia from that angel douche!' He thought.

"Issei! It's you!" A familiar voice called him.

He turned around, then saw a nun, with blonde hair and green eyes.

"Asia?" Issei asked in confusion and disbelief.

SUHO'S POV

Still very early. Very very early. I still can't forget what happened last night! It was so epic! I mean, I punched the exorcist right in the face, and he flew away, and I looked at them like it was no big deal.

And when I fought the devils! That was epic as well! I was fighting the three of them at the same time, and I was not having difficulty whatsoever!

I think today is the day that Issei and Asia would hang out. The day where they'll eat burgers, go to the arcade, and some other stuff as well.

Well, I would want to get involved with that, and I probably have to, becuase that bitch Raynare is keeping an eye on me.

Well, got to eat some tasty, healthy, and gre- Who the hell comes and calls this early in the morning? Damn it.

Issei Hyoudou huh? What does he want?

I picked up the phone and answered it with a friendly tone.

"Yo Issei! What do you need?" I asked.

"Suho, can you hang out with me and Asia for a bit?" Issei asked me.

"Hmmmm. I don't see why not. Alright! I'll go. Gotta prepare Issei. I'll see ya there."

"Thanks!"

With that, I hung up the phone. I showered, but didn't eat breakfast. This is the time where they'll eat hamburgers. So, I could assume that I'll eat one as well.

I put on my casual clothes, then went off to town. When I was walking to the mall, I noticed that there were some boys and girls talking about me.

I just realized, those guys are Highschool and Middleschool students of Kuoh Academy. I heard a few whispers consisting of:

"Hey. That guy is a Third-Year Student at Kouh right?"

"Oh my!... He's so perfect!"

"That guy was the one who walked in with the perv in Rias right? Rias and this guy might be really close."

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Am I really that famous? I didn't even do anything. Yet.' I grinned mentally, but kept a straight face, with no cares in the world.

I finally reached the mall, and went to the restaurant. Is walked to their table, amd waved at them.

"Hey guys! How are you doing today Asia?" I asked her with a cheerful smile.

"I'm alright! Thanks for asking! How are you?" Asia asked me, with a happy smile.

I sat next to Issei.

"It's great! I was actually looking forward to going out of the house, because it's kinda getting stuffy there. So what do you want to order?" I asked them.

"We already ordered something Suho. We're just waiting for it." Issei told me.

"Thank you for giving me free food Issei!"

I heard Issei mutter something along the lines of 'This isn't you know....'

I shrugged it off, and then the food came. We ate, then left the restaurant.

We went to a photo booth, where I let them have any number of pictures they wanted. I was happy to see them having so much fun.

If I was in Heaven, I wouldn't even get a second of free time. Speaking of Heaven, how are they doing the job? Wouldn't be that hard to be honest. Mike will just take over for the time being.

(Meanwhile in Heaven....)

"Now I see why Kami fucking left to go to his new fucking universe! Damn it. This is NOT fun at all!" A man with golden wings smashed his hand on the desk, and his coffee fell down from his desk.

"Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! Calm down Mike! We wouldn't want Kami to be angry when he comes back here right?" Also a man with golden wings told him.

"Shut up Dave....." Mike said with an angry voice. He regrets being the second-in-command of Kami.

(Back to the Universe of DxD.....)

We played in the arcade, which I must say, was really fun. I couldn't win a stuffed animal though. But Issei did. Fucking plot.

After that, I told the duo that I am 'going home' and rest.

"I really had a nice day guys! See ya soon!" I told them while waving a hand and walking away.

Hmmmmm. I got to get ready. I need to get ready. The fallen angel will attack again.

I grabbed the Anbu mask and all black outfit from my inventory, the waited in the woods.

After about hours of waiting.... Alright it wasn't hours, but who cares? Again, back on topic. It finally arrived.

The fallen angel in crappy stripper costume, and a pair of black wings.

'Hmm.... I wonder how MY fallen angels would think about this... They'll probably be mad because this girl is disgracing their name. Can't blame her thought. This is DxD after all.'

"Isn't that sweet?" The fallen angel asked them.

"Crap. It's Yumma!....."

"L-Lady Raynare!"

"Right. She's a fallen angel."

"So, the rumors about your downward spiral into the devildom were true! And I had such HIGH hopes! Don't even try to run, Asia." Raynare told Asia.

"Begone! I want no part of the evil you and the other angels are up to!" Asia told her.

"I ran away! I'm sorry! But I couldn't just stand being with them anymore!" Asia told Issei.

"Don't apoligize. I'm glad! You're too good for them! You don't belong to those good for nothing has-been want-to-be bastards anyway!" Issei told Asia, which gave her some comfort.

"What do you want from me, Yumma?" Issei asked her, clearly angry.

"Oh. Don't worry. My business here has nothing to do with you little boy. Though I guess we finish what we started. Couldn't we? Let's have fun." Raynare told him, while forming a light spear in her hand.

"A spear of light. Oh shit."

"I always hate to see someone die a virgin."

"Sacred Gear!"

Then, a red gauntlet appeared in his left hand.

Raynare got surprised a bit, then laughted her heart out.

"Is that really all you've got? That's nothing but a twice critical! Coming up short as usual."

"Wait. A Twice what?"

"That thing is also called a Dragon's Hand. It only doubles your power temporarily. You might as well be fighting me with sticks and stones."

"Man. That's what all it does?" Issei asked himself, really disappointed.

"Word upstairs is you're a devil to watch out for. They said your Sacred Gear is a force to be reconed with. That's why I made up that dumb little girl act!" Raynare told him.

Then, she made an imitation of 'Yumma Amano'.

"Please Issei! Be my boyfriend!"

She then turned back to her true fucked up self.

"Ridiculous! You sure bought it though! Hook, Line, and Sinker! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Shut your face, and fight!"

"You're an idiot if you think you can face me with that tiny thing! Give me the girl, take what's left of your dignity, and go."

"Not happening!" Issei looked at her with an angry but determined look.

"Please be careful!" Asia told him.

"If I can't take care of my friends, then what good am I? Now double my power. Show me what you're made of gear!"

BOOST!

"It's working! I feel the power!"

Suho was thinking, 'I guess this is my cue.'

I made a Mana Sword, then destroyed the spear of light before it can reach Issei's chest. The both sides was surprised.

Issei was staring at the figure, then he remembered that the figure standing in front of him was his 'Protector' like Rias said.

Asia was shocked, that he was here to save them, AGAIN.

Raynare was more than shocked. She was terrified. This was the being who almost killed her, Donasheek, and Freed Sellzen.

But even after knowing his power, she was still angry.

"Damn you human! You always stand in the way of our plans! Damn you! I will kill you now!" Raynare said while conjuring more light spears.

Suho was unfazed, because he literally has the power that can destroy their entire rebellion easily.

Raynare was so angry that she threw everything she had at him, and the entire place was almost obliterated. Issei flew to who-knows-where, then Asia begged that she will come, so that Raynare would leave Issei alone.

She also insisted for Suho to not attack her. With her puppy eyes. With that, he agreed. But, before they left, Suho gave a note to the fallen angel.

It wrote,

'This will not be the last time we meet fallen angel. This won't be the last.'

Raynare got a bit freaked out by this, but still managed to go away.

Issei on the other hand was unconcious in the water, because of the destruction caused in the area.

Suho cleaned up the mess, and repair all of the damage with a simple snap of his fingers. Power of Creation is what he used.

He waited for Issei to wake up, and asked him.

"W-Where's Asia?"

'She insisted to come with the fallen angel. I did not stop her. Let her do what she wants Issei.' Suho wrote.

"Why?!?! Why did you let her leave?!?! WHY?!?! YOU'RE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESTROY YUMMA RIGHT?!?! WHY?!?!" He said, crying.

'That's what she wanted dumbass. Now, that's what I have given her. And, I'm YOUR protector for the time being Hyoudou. Not HER'S.' Suho wrote.

"Why are you even protecting me?"

'You're weak. That's why. I'll help you until you become strong. You're simply an embarrasment to the Supernatural World. And that, is an Understatement.' Suho wrote.

"C'mon man. Don't be THAT hard on me."

'Well, it's true. I will teleport you to the ORC. I will talk to your master. Let's go.' Suho wrote.

(Timeskip to the ORC. Koneko trying to eat something, but gets interrupted by Rias slapping Issei.)

Rias slapped Issei, telling him the rules, and Issei was VERY dissapointed in himself. He even told Rias to release him from her household. He also told her that he is not useful anyway, because he is JUST a pawn.

Rias was irritated by this, and gave a WHOLE lecture that is about the importance of the PAWN.

While she was doing that, Suho began doing small talk with Kiba and Koneko, and asked them with letters made of mana.

He couldn't use paper because he has none, and it was MORE convenient this way.

He asked if Rias was always this talkative, then they both said 'Yes' to me.

I asked them LOTS of other questions, and asked me a lot as well.

We were talking about why a gun is better than a sword, but Rias interrupted with a fake coughing sound.

"And, who are you and why are you here?" Rias asked me, just a bit cautiously.

'I came to tell you that you're doing this crap wrong. Damn fallen angels are always here. Frequent attacks on Issei because of his Sacred Gear crap and whatnot. Damn. I am sorely dissapointed in you.There are TWO peerages here Gremory. Why CAN'T you manage this properly? Is this the lack of dicipline? Maybe. Or the leader's lack of leadership skills? Maybe. So, why can't YOU manage this small of a territory?'

"Ok. I admit. I have spoiled them a bit. But why are you in this town anyway?" Rias asked Suho.

'My house is here, dumbass.' Suho made the sentence appear with mana.

"Ok... Then why are you exact-

She was cut of, because Akeno entered the room, and whispered something to her.

"Something has gone up. Akeno and I have to step out for a moment. And remember Issei, any rank you get promoted to, a single Devil CANNOT stand up to a Fallen one."

With that, they teleported using a magic circle.

"I guess we'll have to see about that, won't we?" Issei asked, with a determined look in his eyes.

"You're going?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah. And there's no use trying to stop me." Issei told him.

"You're gonna get killed."

"I can deal with that as long I can get her out of there."

"That's very brave, very stupid too. This is suicide."

"It's none of your business!" Issei then turned around when he heard a metalic clang.

"I'm coming with you."

"What?"

"Were you listening? The president basically said, that you get in that church and you get promoted. But, she also said that you won't be able to do it alone."

"Yeah....."

"So, we're gonna back you up, and there's no way in hell we're gonna let you in there without us. You might as well save your breath dude. Mask, you in?" Kiba asked Suho.

"Mask?" Issei asked.

"Yeah. Doesn't want to reveal his true name, so we'll call him Mask."

Suho nodded, then they turned to Kenoko.

"Koneko too?" Issei asked.

"There's nothing else going on." Koneko said, which they took as a YES.

They arrived at the front of the church.

Suho wrote,

'Guys, I'm gonna help your King and Queen. Plus, I have some beef with one of the fallens that is near them. Are you sure you can handle it?'

They all nodded, which means yes.

'Good. Oh wait.'

He snapped his fingers, and there appeared twenty pieces of long bond paper, with a message; 'A 2 versus 3 match? Not fair. Not fair at all.'.

And after checking if all is good, he dissapeared.

"He's so fast." Kiba commented.

Suho travelled slowly, so that he can scatter the papers in the right time in the right place. The barrier was now active, but that ain't gonna stop him from crossing it.

He finally got to the place, then went to a tree. He threw the papers he had created, and then it went slowly went down. Everyone looked up and pieces of paper slowly fell.

All of them got a piece, then they suddenly felt a new prescence.

Rias and Akeno didn't even notice the new prescence was now standing with them, and then realized that it was Issei's 'Protector'.

"Y-You human.... You have stood in our way long enough!" Kalawarner shouted angrily, while making a light spear that was larger than normal.

It hit it's mark. The power was too great that even the two devils have to fly to avoid getting caught in the destruction.

"Arrogant human. So full of himself." Kalawarner muttered.

To be honest, all of them expected the human to be dead or obliterated, but when the smoke cleared, they were all shocked like hell.

The human was holding the light spear with his thumb like it was no big deal!

'Sorry, but you're all gonna burn. I have give you all second chances to live. I told you that by sending Dohnaseek there half-dead back to your base. But, you ruin it. Tonight, you'll burn. Tonight, you'll die.'

He threw the light spear back to Kalawarner who is still shocked. She did not act fast enought, and became a pile of black feathers.

He made a Mana Sword, then Mittelt and Dohnaseek threw light spears at him, but he dodged them all easily. He slashed his sword.

The two fallen angels screamed, then became a pile of black feathers.

'Time to help your servants Gremory.' Suho wrote while he was walking, not even bothered to turn around.

'That's so fucking badass.' That was the only thing in Suho's mind right now, and will be the only thing to circle his mind for the rest of the day.

But his thoughts were interrupted, by something much more important.

'Well, time to help a pervert, a blonde prince, and a small but powerful school mascot. How can this day be any greater?'

He thought while walking slowly but epicly to the church.