My Kaiju Chicken vs Systems

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"Alright, alright..."

Clap! Clap!

The booger man is currently on a stage while Lem and others are watching him, together with the earlier tamers, and was separated from each other.

"Everyone, I congratulate you on being a tamer. As for who couldn't, they are already in a pig's belly."

He said with a straight face.

Lem, who was listening on the side, didn't listen. He is looking at everyone. He felt like this world was getting weirder and weirder.

'How come I can understand it all?'

When he is not a tamer, he can only understand the one beast-man, the clown killer gay man, and the man-looking, beautiful lady.

Now?

He could hear two wolfman peeps speaking at each other on the other side, "Man, did you smell the butt?"

The other wolfman replied, "No man, I just found her attractive." With a heart shape in his eyes like he is simply on someone, they are talking about.

The other wolf guy paused and look at his subordinate with a peculiar expression, and said, "Man, he is a male!"

His expression is like in the series comic invincible that Lem knew [Cannot mention real one.], it's like, Think mark! think!

He then repeated, "He is male!"

The other one is looking in shock! With an expression of "What??!!!-"

"Yes, his ass smells like grapes! He's a male just like us!" He clarified.

Suddenly...

Toink!

The simping wolf passed out...

"Gosh! they even passed out for real! Just what the-!? sigh."

Lem just rolled his eyes after cursing as he sighs, he didn't care nor wanted to know who is that another doggo they are simply.

So he tried listening to others...

On the opposite side...

A monitor lizard human and a snake are speaking at each other too like they are brothers.

Or are they?

Lem could hear the snake human speaking, while sticking his tongue out from time to time, "Oh man, could you taste the air?"

He repeated, "Oh man, could you taste the air?"

The monitor lizard human also sticks his tongue out too with a fast slurp, and then a moment later, "What about it?" he asked with curiosity.

The snake happily asks, "What does it taste like?" he said with a gleeful expression on his snake-like face. He is like a child given a candy, then he added, "Isn't it delicious and it's bursting in flavor? The air and the-"

He was cut off by the monitor lizard man with a word saying, "It tastes like sh*t."

The snake man froze, but the monitor lizard sticks its tongue once again and replied without waiting for the snake to react, "It tastes like sh*t"

"Uhh?" The snake this time is speechless. His face was full of a combination of mixed feelings that even Lem, refused to hear abd witness. He is the one feeling the embarrassment of the snake man if he continues listening to these half-human creatures.

However, the monitor lizard added another sentence, "But I like sh*ts." with a wink while looking at the butt of his snake buddy.

The snake man became terrified but the monitor lizard continued, "I love you brother snakey!"

Pugwash!

Lem nearly lost their mind and fainted.

Brother?

Or sister?

Or whatever are you?!

Lem is felt tragic towards the snake guy, the monitor homo words are not smooth to ear and also the meaning. He could only pray to his snaky fate. Lem believed that like a snake, he can escape any lose situation just like this one.

He sighs...

Nearly slapping his face.

'So this is a tamer. I can understand a lot of languages. Especially to peculiar beings!' He focused on the advantages of being a Tamer.

"Alright, don't be a pussy. I'm just following orders. Wait, a moment."

The booger said, stopping Lem from his thoughts. Then the booger man became silent like he was waiting for something.

Kazangg!!

Suddenly, a giant undead specter hovered on top of everyone. It has a scythe on its hand and was looking at everyone with piercing eyes.

Its empty eye socket is making the experience the very thing that they are scared of the most or they wanted to forget: The true meaning of terror!

Lem's hair on every part of his body stands up. 'It's so big what the f*ck' imagine him will be times into a thousand and it still won't reach that monster.

This place is big, like a baseball open space. A colosseum, which is quite close, but the undead creature can fill it whole. It's not even moving and just standing there watching them.

Suddenly, kaboom!!

A ghastly wail together with white ghosts was released on its sharp giant scythe, the ghastly ghosts were slowly forming. Every smoke became a maiden that is floating in the sky, then it made its round like it is checking them one by one.

Karah!!

Then all the maidens disappeared and faded into nothingness. "Alright, everything is okay here, and there's no traitor. You can all continue." The undead creature floating on top of them, from his words it is looking for someone who betrayed them or who got away from their enslavement.

Its voice is booming like it is destroying their eardrum.

Then the creature transformed into a transparent form and then it passed through the wall leaving them behind.

Lem's spirit felt like it wants to leave and run away from this evil undead creature that was floating on top of them.

"Alright, it's time we proceed, listen."

The booger man stopped prickling his boogers, now he is back to the western blonde kung fu guy.

His brows were furrowed, and his eyes became piercing as he continued, "I want you to release or put an aura in your fingertips and then put it in your upper dantian, your forehead."

Lem and the others tried, especially Lem. He didn't know how to release an aura. A little more while, he failed to do so. Others also failed and they are not the only ones. Even the high-ranking ones or some of those who tamed the four aura beasts Predator failed.

"Arrghh."

The booger man felt hopeless.

"You guys are noobs."

He then instructed, "I want you all first to feel the strength of your body."