Now that I think about it, my current job is teach both Thomas Hark and Fur Charleston and to raise them...

How can I complete my task as the Mentor?

Oh crap.

I'm not really Calamitis, and I don't have his memories, so in the end--I can't use magic.

I JUST REALIZED THIS ONE IMPORTANT DETAIL!!!

Oh my God, I am an idiot!

You may be asking: "But didn't you write the book?"

Yes! I did! But writing and experiencing are two different things!

I didn't go into detail in my book and write how hot a fireball was or how many freckles were on Thomas's face! All I gave was vague descriptions of various things if they were unimportant. Only things that were really important were described with care!

All of the education the characters went through were completely skipped! All I did was describe that phase as: "They then went to the Academy's Library and read various books on fire, water, and wood."

AND THAT'S WORD FOR WORD!!!

I have no idea how to draw a spell, neither do I know the chants, even though I was the one who wrote about it!

How can I teach two, tiny, teeny boppers about magic if I don't know anything about it?!

The System can't help me because it currently thinks I'm Calamitis--a very capable individual that knows ALL about support, defensive, and offensive magic.

So in the end...

..I AM A SPECIAL MENTOR!

But not in a good way...

Unfortunately, little Miceter does not know the truth. Stop looking at me with those worshiping eyes, damn it! I don't deserve it!

"Wow! Really? That's amazing!" Miceter exclaimed.

No! Stop!

"What do you teach and who do you teach, if you don't mind me asking?"

I do mind. I very much mind.

"Come back to me when you are stronger, my young friend. What I teach is unfortunately beyond your capabilities at the moment." I lied.

I know. I'm mean. BUT I HAVE TO KEEP WHAT LITTLE REPUTATION I HAVE!

Wait...

I do teach something...

And it IS something Miceter will never be able to achieve in his life time...

What is it?

Why, it's INCOMPETENCE!!!