102 Weird Phenomenon That Attracts More Costumers
In the end, the poor guy came out from the shop with listless eyes. He only wore a towel-sized piece of cloth to cover his body. But, people kept staring at him. He just wanted to dig a hole and hide inside it. "Oh god... I don't think I'll get married in the future! I just want to hope that there would be a girl who accepts me, even though there's this black history of mine!" He murmured when he walked out of this shop.
George sighed and really pitied that guy. "He was really depressed by it! Poor guy..."
The people in the shop also nodded their head.
"Owner! I'd like to buy one drink me potion and one eat me cake!" One of the guys suddenly wanted to buy them. Maybe because they had seen what's happening, they were interested in it.
"Here's the two thousand spirit stones." He gave the spirit stones to George and stored the two mystical items on his storage ring.
Not only this guy, but a lot of people also became interested in these two items. They suddenly had a ton of ideas for it.
Steal something important? Easy
Stalking someone while undercover? Pfft~ Very easy
Killing someone while in a giant mode? That's a great idea! Your power will likely to be increased and maybe your speed will decrease a little. Although it was a shame that you will be naked after using these two items.. but it was good for survival.
Because of earlier ruckus, a lot of people were interested in this shop and many of them came inside to look around.
"What? With this potion of swiftness, you could think faster than anyone?! Cool! Although the items are kinda pricey, nearly all of it sounds really overpowered!"
A middle aged woman nodded her head. "Yep! This potion of instant health and potion of regeneration is also heaven defying!" But then she sighed in regret. "If only it was cheaper... I couldn't even afford the cheapest potion in this shop!"
"Yeah.. They are indeed expensive, but all of it worked wonderfully! Just look at the new items... Not only they had a tasty flavor, but the effect is also very domineering! Especially if you suddenly became a giant in the middle of a duel!" Said one of the costumers who liked to come to this shop every single day. They were very interested in these potions and their effects, so they thought that they had to show up every day, just in case there's a new fun items like the upelkuchen and pishsalver.
They suddenly gasped in shock. "You mean that guy who suddenly turned big is because he used these weird sounding elixirs?!"
He nodded his head. "It's because he ate too much of that square pastry over there! Do you see that white pastry that had weird engravings on it? It's called eat me cake!"
The new people who went inside the shop were flabbergasted by it. "What do that engravings mean? What a weird looking character!"
He nodded in agreement and whispered to them. "Actually... I wanted to know what that engravings meant! This shop is really exotic and fun, right?! If we come here every day, maybe we will know something! And it was very fun to see a new type of potions... Not only that, there are a few people who don't believe it gets face slapped by the effect! So satisfying..."
These new people felt that their mouth twitching when they heard this guy. "Ahaha... ha.. Okay..."
But then there's another guy who asked that guy a question. "But why does that guy want to be that big? Isn't that very ridiculous? That's clearly an overkill! And what kind of person would want to try this weird thing?"
"Mmn..." The guy rubbed his chin and said. "From what I heard... That guy just wanted to be taller..."
The new customers were very speechless. They didn't think that someone could pay that much, just for a taller body. They thought that their poor soul almost exploded to oblivion.
"A.. Alright!"
But then, the guy also said "And for your last question... It was an advantage to make yourself bigger when you are fighting, especially if you fought an entire army of humans. Just think about it... You become really big, that normal humans are on the size of a regular ant... You could literally just stepped on them and they will definitely die!"
When they thought on that perspective, they realized that this cake isn't as simple as they thought it was. It could leave a devastating blow to a country if there's a crazy terrorist who used this item.
"When you said it that way... It was a very horrifying item indeed!" They finally agreed to it.
"Yep! It's another heaven defying thing! But the only drawback... Is like that poor guy! Your clothes will be ripped out. So you had to be naked while fighting the entire army!"
"..."
George heard what they were discussing, and joined their discussion. "Ahaha! Yep.. But just imagine.... When you fight someone and ate the eat me cake to make yourself bigger, people will be stoned in place, especially if they saw your exposed dong! And from that, you could kill that guy easily while he still shocked by it!"
people couldn't help twitching when they heard that ridiculous thing. "Ahaha... Okay... Umnn.. But this is indeed a brilliant idea! People might have dreamed to be big, like a giant or wanting to shrink their body."
George smiled proudly when he heard that. "Of course! All my potions are very useful!"
They didn't know what to say to this guy. "Uhh.. Okay then, I'll go back and buy more stuff! See you guys later!"
"Wait.. I also wanted to go to the traditional market too! Wait for me..."
"Ugh.. My stomach hurts... I think.. I might have a stomachache! Aww... I need to go to the toilet! Bye... Owner Ma.."
George : "..."