I wake up In a plush bed, I wonder if that whole day was a dream and to confirm it wasn't when I see two women in maid outfits looking at me as I sit up. The one with the blue hair is totally beautiful, and for some reason, my face, not cooperating with me at all, blurts out the words "She's beautiful." having no experience in liking anyone I just seem to babble incoherently although the one with the blue hair turns red like a tomato, just like me, "rem, rem," the Pink-haired girl mocks, "I think you are being defiled by this man's eyes. What do you think?" Expecting a similar response To what she said to mock me more she instead gets something that she apparently couldn't fathom, No response and when she turns to look at her coworker? Sister? Probably both. She notices she's looking at me with the reddest face imaginable. If her face were any redder I think her head might blow steam out of her ears. She coughs, is able to cough out an "I think we should see the other guest." as she mechanically walks out leaving her sister/coworker behind. Shocked by the turn of events I hear as she leaves "Rem you can't possibly like him? Could you?! You just met him!" followed by a "Shut up Ram!!"

Processing that, I get up to change back into my Combat Gi, Noticing it stinks all the way to hell and has splotches of blood on it, I decide to buy some cleaning magic. Wait. I'm in my boxers, who the hell undressed me and then I think of the beautiful blue haired girl. I nearly faint as I try to stifle the blood coming back up to my head with breathing exercises. When I finish purchasing cleaning magic for 300 animeP. I start making my way to my door.

I hear a knock on the door of the room I'm borrowing before. I open the door and see the Half silver-haired girl. And say "Come in. I was just about to go outside and clean these clothes." as she comes in she says "Rem was supposed to do that. I'll call her over--" not wanting to embarrass myself further I say "I'd rather do it. So no need."

About 2 hours after I went to the courtyard and cleaned my clothes with my new magic, I find myself sitting at a table with an effeminate man who owns this mansion. Subaru requests to be turned into a butler and work with the maids, I agree, seemingly for different Reason's. I look at Rem who clearly notices me and turns away. Something seems to be eating at Subaru though. I have a suspicion that it's about the Absolute Oracle System.