My Life Jumping Worlds First Incarnation

36 The talking ant, His name is Beldia. More misunderstandings.

(William Winds POV)

This is gonna be fun. Rem's idea is quite a bit funny. Step one, set up a table with tea in the middle of the battlefield, Step 2 mock the asshole who woke us up, step 3 FUN.

The Headless Knight approaches us, and say's "Um excuse me, powerful sir and madam, I--"

Success!

with our typical mocking smiling joking tone, something Ram was fond of doing with Rem,

"Rem, Rem, it looks like this intelligent variety of ant, is attempting to communicate with us!" "Will, Will, It seems so indeed, I'm quite surprised that anything this weak could have any kind of mind, Oh my it looks like it's attempting to carry its head with one of its legs!"

I smile menacingly, "Rem, Rem, maybe we should put it out of its misery! It did wake us up after all."

"slowly."

rem nods "Yes, slowly."

I exert my will upon the Headless Knight's fingers all 10 of them start to slowly turn to ash, Rem smiles as he attempts to flee and then exerts her will in order to pull him back but make him believe he's getting away. 10 minutes later he realizes he's passed about 10000 trees and thinks something's wrong, He looks behind him and I say, "Rem, Rem it looks like he realizes he was more of an idiot than he thought he was!"

She responds "Oh my! yes It seems he's shocked at my beauty as well, He keeps staring at me in shock! Oh! He's defiling me with his mind, Do you want to retaliate or should I."

I smile, "Does the victim seek justice?"

Rem smiles "Yes, your honor, I want justice."

I smile at the guy who woke us up and say "I hereby sentence you to death by the wag of rems finger." She wags her finger saying "Naughty Naughty." He begins to disintegrate from his legs up.

He starts cursing at us, "You two bastards! I, Beldia, will haunt you!"

I laugh at my soul attack resistance doesn't even trigger because he's too weak.

I ask rem, "Did we go too far?" as we start walking back to the inn, and the sea of adventurers part, looking at us in fear. Rem responds, "Yeah we went a bit far, But I don't really care. let's go back to bed." I nod and say, "Yeah."

She looks at me and says with a melancholic look in her eyes, "Thank you for doing that with me though, My sister, you know, Ram and I used to tease and mock people that we didn't like that way- well without killing them though, Most of the time."

I smile and say, "I love you, why wouldn't I do something you asked me to do? let's do that more often to honor your sisters memory. without killing them though, Most of the time."

(High-God Omi POV.)

"Based on the Information we gathered via the scrying orbs, They are resisting the urge to destroy the world they are on, but that clearly won't last long, We should Extract all Men, Women, and children who have a High Karmic Virtue score. say, 50 Positive Karma or above. Any Objections?"

There was Silence in the room, "Motion passed!" Next matter of business, By the words of the God-Empress Of Volent Winds And Rain, Rem winds her sister, Ram, the last name currently Unknown, Is no longer alive, This confirms speculation that at they must have ascended to a Higher Realm, as She did not return to our cycle of reincarnation. We must treat this matter with care as it sounds as if it was recent. It might even be why they are as they said vacationing In this lower realm in the first place. High scribe Nos! Tell me the title that the sister of Rem Winds Held."

I look at him and he responds "This lowly one, Responding to High-God Omi, It was Mainly recorded as the God-Empress of Magicka and Will, as well as many other titles."

I nod.