The Lucky Cultivator in Disboard

73 Yo-Yo catching showdown

Xiao Qiangwei was walking near a shop with a bag on his hand, he used Time Stop to pick some games of this world, which included Dating Sim, Fighting Game, and City Construction games, funny enough, there was a game called Clash of Guilds for mobile, basically a rip off of Clash of Clans.

He used his Immortal Senses and found Jibril in a library with Nymph, she was enjoying the moment in a computer, even though it wasn't his world, there are still things that can be found only here.

Right now he was truly immortal, so he didn't need food, drink or anything else, however, he may still seek entertainment, and he found out from the ruffians that he killed before that this night there is a festival, he looked up and found that it was afternoon.

Xiao Qiangwei: ...Let's see if I can do it..

Xiao Qiangwei walked on a bench, closed his eyes and concentrated a bit. Suddenly, people were walking faster, the clouds were moving at naked eyes, even if not by much.. No, everything accelerated.

Xiao Qiangwei was a 5th Dimensional Being, other than being able to use Space Manipulation, his Time Manipulation reached a new level, he still didn't reached the level where he could erase one's lifetime and make it so that he never existed, however he could accelerate the dimension's time.

Since there weren't any other cultivator at the same dimensional tier as his, he was free of manipulating time, he was something called "Dimensional King", a title given to the cultivator with the highest dimensional tier in a dimension, one could become one when one reaches the minimum of 5th Dimensional Tier.

When one is a Dimensional King, he or she have many benefits, one of them is managing the dimension, managing the timespan, and wishing for its destruction if it's necessary.

Half hour passed, and he finally opened his eyes, it was early night, the stars were already on the sky, and really little people passed by, and all of them were wearing a kimono, some were in a couple, others in group or alone.

Xiao Qiangwei stopped time again, and with a smile on his face, he picked a good kimono for him, it was a simple dark green kimono, nothing special, he didn't need something fantastic like a sparkling shirt or something like that.

After doing that, he unfreezed time and walked towards the festival, which was in a nearby shrine, he used his Immortal Senses and noticed that everyone he met so far were there, Mikako, Sohara, Nymph, and Jibril too, she was dressed in a kimono too, probably Nymph told her about it.

Xiao Qiangwei was looking around with an amused smile on his face, he missed holidays like this, Christmas, Halloween, and many more.. It was good being pampered from a good mother, and as a child, he really didn't need to maintain the mature image that everyone else has about him.

He reached a stand, there was a game where you need to shoot some balloons and make them explode, and then you could win a reward.

A big Super Mario-Style Squid plushie caught his eyes, and made him smile.

Xiao Qiangwei: 'Maybe the little girl will like it..'

He was talking about his 'Daughter', and he couldn't leave from here without a souvenir for everyone, except for the mermaid queen, she can even go to hell. So he gave a coin at the owner of the stand and picked up the toy rifle, he could technically get it by asking the owner with the Dao of the Divinity, or Space Manipulation.

But why should he? Where's the fun on that? He's part of the group with the best gamers he ever seen, his pride says that he shouldn't be lower than them, while his heart says to take the opportunity to have fun.

In front of him there was a wall of balloons, everyone was green, red, and blue, but there was a water-filled white balloon, and under that balloon there was a cup, connected to a mechanism to raise a white flag.

Xiao Qiangwei: Hey boss, what should I hit to get the big squid plush?

Owner: Oh that? You need to make explode the white balloon, however be careful, because since it is a bit harder than the others, but don't worry, you can still do it.

Xiao Qiangwei nodded and pointed the gun at it, before he could pull the trigger, he heard Jibril's voice calling him.

Jibril: His Highness!

Xiao Qiangwei turned around and found Jibril with a white kimono and sakura petals drawn onto it, she was waving at him while Nymph, who was beside her, just looked at him with curiosity.

Xiao Qiangwei, still turned towards them, shot at the white balloon and made it explode, however it didn't end there, when the bullet fell, the water that came out from the balloon filled the cup, and the weight made the white flag going up, the bullet hit the flag and bounced off, popping 3 red balloons.

The Owner was surprised from the shooter's abilities, and laughed while taking the squid plush and a white lion mask with red lips, eyes and nose.

Xiao Qiangwei turned to the stand and thanked the Owner while he picked the mask and wore it at his head's side, then he held the plush on his arms. After that, he met with the duo of angels.

Xiao Qiangwei: Yo.

Jibril: Hello, His Highness.

Xiao Qiangwei: Jibril, when we are in a crowd, can you call me by name? I don't want to attract much attention..

Jibril nodded, and Nymph started to question him.

Nymph: Hey, did you perhaps injured Sohara?

Xiao Qiangwei raised an eyebrow, and said.

Xiao Qiangwei: Yes, and if you ask me about the reason, I am not generous enough to leave a person alive without anything in return.

Nymph sighed, at least he didn't left a serious damage to Sohara, who was able to heal at 100% thanks to Ikaros, she couldn't be really angry because she couldn't do anything to Xiao Qiangwei, and it was him that saved her from Chaos.

Suddenly, they saw that a group was formed nearby, and followed them to see what it was about.

When they reached the place, they saw Mikako talking on a platform while behind her there was a grey haired dude with long hair that was using a boy as a yoyo by hanging him in a rope. Seems like Mikako was still normal after the "Meeting" between them.

Mikako: Alright! This year's attraction will be.. Ah! I forgot, would you girls go this way.

Jibril looked for a moment Xiao Qiangwei, while he just shrugged.

Then Jibril and Nymph walked into a tent while Mikako started to talk to the boys remaining in front of the platform.

Mikako: Alright, from the beginning again, for the boys.. This year's attraction is..

The tents behind her opened, revealing an enormous circular pool with three bridges at 120° away from each other.

Mikako: A yo-yo catching showdown!

The kid that was held on the rope by the grey haired dude yelled while crying.

?: NO WAY! I REFUSE!! NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY!! I am definitely not participating this years. Definitely not!!

Xiao Qiangwei: 'If I remember correctly, he should be Tomoki.'

Mikako: I'm going to explain the rules.. Alright..

Then she removed her kimono, revealing a swimsuit under her clothes, when a group of males saw her breasts bouncing, they stood with their mouths hanging open and one got a bleeding nose. Tomoki, still bound from a rope, walked to her and asked.

Tomoki: Excuse me.. Student council president..? Why swimsuits?

Mikako: Sakurai-kun.. What does "Yo-Yo" mean.. In yo-yo catching?

Then she put an elastic rope around her abdomen, and Tomoki, still clueless, answered.

Tomoki: Isn't it just referring.. To those "Bouncy" things?

He was talking about the classical yo-yo, while Mikako answered with a smile.

Mikako: That's right.. Those "Bouncy" things...Right.

Then she jumped in the pool while the grey haired dude held her rope, Xiao Qiangwei was curious and looked on the water, before his eye twitched a bit, meanwhile the dude pulled the rope, taking out Mikako holding a woman in a swimsuit by her big boobs.

Mikako: How's this..? This is "Bouncy" isn't it..?

Many boys were shocked, while Xiao Qiangwei sighed in annoyance, then another white haired man with glasses came at the border of the bridge and looked over, he should be Sugata.

Sugata: Look, Tomoki!! There are girls in the pool!!

Many girls tried to struggle while being bound from a rope in the water, Xiao Qiangwei looked at a corner and saw Jibril swimming with a rope she could easily break, she was enjoying this game..

Mikako: The rules are simple, the two-man team that fishes up the largest yo-yo within the time limit wins. Ok? So, let's begin this showdown without Sakurai-kun..

Tomoki: Whoa, c'mon!

Then he somehow got out from the ropes binding him and picked up a fishing rod.

Mikako: Then again.. Yo-Yo fishing showdown.. Start!

Tomoki was the first one to jump while Sugata was at the fishing rod beside the grey haired dude.

Xiao Qiangwei stood at the edge of the pool, watching everything while letting out a sigh of exasperation, Sora would immediately throw himself in the water without a rope..

Xiao Qiangwei: ...I should try a bit myself..

Then he walked to the bridge, and patted a random guy, he turned around and saw Xiao Qiangwei.

Xiao Qiangwei: Hey, can you hold the fishing rod? I'll make you win.

The man shrugged, and picked up the fishing rod before turning around and looked at Xiao Qiangwei who suddenly had a swimsuit instead of a kimono.

He was surprised before sighing and binding him, when he was done, Xiao Qiangwei walked to the edge of the bridge, and jumped in the water, some seconds passed, before the place where Xiao Qiangwei jumped in was full of bubbles and agitated water.

The man frowned and tried to pull, however he wasn't strong enough.

Man: This is a big one.. Guys! A little help!

The other men heard him and nodded with determination, before holding the fishing rod.

Man: 1.. 2.. and 3!

When he said 3, everyone pulled together, and Xiao Qiangwei came out with Jibril on his arms, meanwhile on his legs there were 5 different girls holding him and blushing.

Man: Woooooo!! We got a bait of excellent quality!

Then they pulled Xiao Qiangwei on the bridge.

Jibril: Oh, hey His Hi- Qiangwei.

She almost let "His Highness" slip out, however she corrected herself, then she stood down from Xiao Qiangwei's arms and broke her rope, before stretching her body.

Jibril: It was fun dodging those lowlives..

Xiao Qiangwei: Alright, I'll go down again, maybe I will get more this time..

Xiao Qiangwei dived in the water once again, he looked around and found many girls that glanced at him for a moment and blushed, before going crazy over him and hug his body, then he turned around and saw Sohara swimming around, she looked as intimidating as a whale..

However the moment she saw him, she made 180° and swam away as fast as possible, afraid of him.

Xiao Qiangwei shrugged and used his free arm to tug a bit on the rope, and he felt immediately a pull.

He was pulled out from the water, and this time he had 9 girls hugging his body and screaming.

The men holding his rope screamed in determination and joy when they saw him with so many girls.

Xiao Qiangwei: Alright, this is the last one, and I will promise you all that we will win!

Group: YEEEAAAHHHHH!! XIAO QIANGWEI! XIAO QIANGWEI! XIAO QIANGWEI!

They started to cheer for him, and he dived in the water for the last ti-

?: Oof..

He accidentally jumped over a girl, which was unexpectedly Sohara, the "Biggest Yo-Yo", before she could react, Xiao Qiangwei grabbed her rope and strengthened it a bit with Qi, to avoid that it would break.

He turned around, and found Astrea struggling with swimming, and used his Immortal Qi to pull her on his arm, the men holding his rope pulled for the last time, and easily took Xiao Qiangwei out with Sohara and Astrea, the two biggest racks in the pool.

Xiao Qiangwei: Guys, we won!

Group: YEEEEESSSSS!!!!

Xiao Qiangwei let the girls go and was raised up from the group of excited men, joyous about their victory, as for the man who was asked for help, he will never regret this day in his entire life..

After some time of inactivity, the game ended, and the grey haired dude, called Zero, which made Xiao Qiangwei remember about a bounty of $9.9 billion he saw some time ago while he walked around, checked the size of the bust of every girl except Jibril on Xiao Qiangwei's request.

And declared him the winner by raising his arm in the sky under the light of a streetlight.

Zero: Xiao Qiangwei is the winner!

The group that helped Xiao Qiangwei roared in excitement, while Mikako frowned when she saw his face, remembering what happened before, however since he wasn't doing anything bad, it means that he didn't had any intention of hurting anyone unless he is under certain circumstances.