The Lucky Cultivator in Disboard

86 Too late...

Xiao Qiangwei and Xiao Mei took their seats in front of the desk, facing the boss of the organization.

Boss: Like I said before, welcome back, Lightning Blade, and you..

Xiao Mei: Oh, don't worry, he is my son.

She said with a smile on her face, and the boss' eyes widened for a moment.

Boss: Your son..? Didn't he disappear?

Xiao Mei: Well.. About that.. There are some things I need to say..

Boss: Obviously, I don't think you would come here just for telling me your son turned back. So, what is it?

Xiao Mei: It all started whe-

Xiao Qiangwei: A spaceship full of Devourers disappeared, now there are less than 50 Devourers still living in Earth.

..

There was a eerie silence, until the Boss and the Specialists guarding the room started laughing.

Boss: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I never had such a laugh in years!

Xiao Qiangwei: ...I'm not joking..

Xiao Mei: Leader.. He's saying the truth..

The Boss and the Specialists' laugh suddenly stopped, and with a cold sweat the Boss started to talk.

Boss: A-Are you telling me the truth? This isn't something that one should joke about..

Xiao Mei: It is real, the explosion that happened in the space yesterday was the cause of their disappearance.

The boss' eyes narrowed and said with a serious tone.

Boss: Lightning Blade, if you are lying, you know what will happen to you..

Xiao Mei: Yes, don't worry, everything is true.

Boss: And tell me.. If you know that the Devourers are dead, do you know who made that explosion? It even lowered the sea level and turned everything into vapor that is slowly turning back into water..

Xiao Mei: I'm sorry, but I was asked from the one who caused it to not reveal anything.

Boss: Well, if he said so, then it's alright, he did a favor to the entire planet if the Devourers really disappeared. And so.. Why is your son here?

Xiao Mei: Nothing much, just showing him around, he was gone for months so it was good for him to look around the city, and since this organization would be soon disbanded because there isn't any Devourer anymore, I thought, "What could go wrong about that?", and here we are.

Boss: Hohoho, then what's your name, kid?

Xiao Qiangwei: *Sigh* I'm Qiangwei..

He was a bit annoyed that he was called kid, however the other party was older than both of his lifetimes put together, so he let it pass..

Boss: Well, Qiangwei, welcome to Aggressors, the organization that fights against the Devourers.. That fought.. Well, we need to kill the survivors now..

Xiao Qiangwei just shrugged and said to his mother.

Xiao Qiangwei: I'm leaving.

Xiao Mei: Alright, but wait near my car, ok sweetie?

Xiao Qiangwei nodded and slowly walked away, the boss turned towards one of his guards and said.

Boss: You, accompany him to the exit.

The Specialist nodded and walked with Xiao Qiangwei to the doors, the two of them walked to the elevator, and the Specialist pressed the F0 button, the doors of the elevator closed and it started going down.

Specialist: So.. How was the life with your mother when you found out that she was an important secret agent?

Xiao Qiangwei: Well, I was surprised, but now she isn't one anymore since the Devourers disappeared..

Specialist: Yeah.. Thanks god.. I have a family, but it is hard to play with them when I am working almost for 10 hours every day, especially when my daughter was almost raped from a group of thugs.. Fortunately a white haired bo... Wait a minute..

Xiao Qiangwei: Yep, that's me.

The specialist trembled a bit and grabbed Xiao Qiangwei's hand, before shaking it.

Specialist: Oh thank you! If it wasn't for you I doubt that my daughter would ever be normal!

Xiao Qiangwei: Yeah, don't worry, everything is in the past now, I heard you will gain money at the end of the job.

Specialist: Yep, thanks to whoever killed the Devourers, I will get more money than I ever dreamed of..

Xiao Qiangwei: Good luck on your new life.

Specialist: Thanks.. Oh, we have arrived.

Then the doors of the elevator opened, and the Specialist accompanied Xiao Qiangwei to the exit, when they reached the doors, the Specialist waved his hand to him while he nodded back and left.

Xiao Qiangwei walked to the parking area and sat in a bench near his mother's car, then he used his Immortal Senses.. Jibril was still salivating in front of a library's computer.. Welp, everything's fine until she reaches the Dark Web..

While he was relaxing, he felt someone coming towards him, he recognized his aura, it was Luigi, the 3rd ranked Specialist.

Xiao Qiangwei: So.. Why are you here?

Luigi: ...I'm here to advise you to not try something with Mei.. Otherwise you may lose your head..

Xiao Qiangwei: ...Huh? What the fuck are you talking about? We are not in Alabama, why would I be in love with my mother?

Luigi: Don't think that I.. Wait what? You are her son?

Xiao Qiangwei: Eeeeyup, Xiao Qiangwei.

Luigi: ...Oh.. This is really awkward.. So.. Minding not telling your mother about this?

Xiao Qiangwei: Too late..

Luigi raised an eyebrow when he suddenly felt an intense pain on his balls, he crouched down and held his jewels, before letting out a squeal similar to a rubber duck's noise. Xiao Mei looked down on him with a cold gaze that could freeze even intangible Immortal Qi

Xiao Mei: I'm done with your shit, I'm getting a restriction order..

Luigi:*Squeak* Nooooooo..

His voice was so acute that was funny, Xiao Mei turned towards Xiao Qiangwei, who was recording everything, and shook her head with a sigh.

Xiao Mei: Sweetie, let's turn home..

Xiao Qiangwei: Alright.

He put away his phone and walked with his mother to get to home through the car.

Honestly, this was a really good day for him.. It would be good if he didn't really have any objective at the moment. He needed to get back to his friends and daughter, there is still the objective to take down Tet.

And then, if the Grandmaster Higher Heaven would come to see him, he would be disappointed if he found that Xiao Qiangwei would not want to be strong anymore.