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98 Ryuko vs Inumuta

The next one to fight was Inumuta, and Satsuki said.

Satsuki: Round two.. Begin.

Inumuta: Understood.

Then he transformed in his form, which was Probe Regalia. It looked more like a male version of Xiao Mei's suit, except for the helmet that consisted on a piece metal covering his eyes, the suit had 4 glowing green keyboards on his thighs, forearms and arms.

Ryuko: "Probe Regalia", huh? Seems more restrained than the others..

Senketsu: And yet, it makes me uneasy. As if I am being stripped naked.

Ryuko: Figures, he is their intel chief after all. We don't know what his deal is, so let's be careful. Life Fiber Synchronize, Kamui Senketsu!

And then, she transformed again in her outfit while Inumuta continued to type things on his glowing keyboards.

Inumuta: So, she's starting off with Stage 1, her standard combat mode, eh?

Then Ryuko shot forward with her scissor at Inumuta, his vision turned red and predicted where Ryuko will be, however, he was too slow to dodge.

Ryuko: I know your type. You guys are always spouting crap like, "I've analyzed all your capabilities" or "I can anticipate all your moves!" There's only one way to beat somebody like you: To be reckless!

Xiao Qiangwei: Pfft, when I tried that against『』in a game, those guys beaten me anyway..

Nonon: Eh? You played against those guys?

Xiao Qiangwei: Woman, I AM one of those guys. And how do you know them?

Nonon: What? I play online games too, there were always urban legends about『』. But I don't believe you, tell me something I don't know.

Xiao Qiangwei: They are only 2 NEETs that are really good at using more than two consoles, a virgin 18 years old guy and a 11 years old girl. I remember the first time I met them face on face, the place they lived in was complete garbage.. 'Who cares if she knows? They aren't here anymore.'

Nonon: For real? Well, you need to be careful then, the toad is a really big fan of them..

Xiao Qiangwei: Pffft, seriously?

Meanwhile, in the fight, Ryuko was running around the arena, trying to confuse Inumuta.

Inumuta: I see. That's why you exerted yourself right away and boosted your reaction speed higher than I predicted. Boosting your Life Fiber link through force of will, eh? The methodology is the same as that of the Goku Uniforms, but, given that yours is 100% Life Fibers, its effect is much greater.

But I wonder, how long can your body keep this up?

Ryuko: It ain't about if I can or not, I will make it last.

And then, she rushed at him, her willpower seemed making her bigger and bigger in front of Inumuta's eyes.

Inumuta: Why is it that the human body can move like that simply by putting on clothing made only of Life Fibers? Show me the reason why with your actions!

However, Ryuko missed..

Ryuko: What the!?

And he vanished too.

Ryuko: He vanished!?

You don't say? Now continue with the story instead of repeating what I, the mighty Author, say.. Much arrogance?

..

Even though he vanished, Xiao Qiangwei was easily able to see him, he camouflaged with the air, becoming invisible, and walked around Ryuko.

Inumuta: When it comes to haphazard attacks, the most effective thing to do is dodge them. What's more, if the target is counterattacked, the psychological damage is all the greater.

Xiao Qiangwei: STOP TALKING LIKE THE GENIUS YOU ARE NOT AND FIGHT!! I'M DYING OF BOREDOM!!

Ryuko turned around, but something kicked her back, she looked back before Inumuta attacked her cheek, then he unleashed a combo of kicks, while Ryuko was unable to see him.

Soon, she was pushed all the way to the end of the arena, when she put her sword scissor in front of her to block the hits.

Inumuta: Hahahaha! There's nowhere to run! If I can only gather obvious data like this, I'll be very disappointed!

But Ryuko just grinned.

Ryuko: Senketsu, time for Plan 2! Get Really, Over-the-top Reckless!

Senketsu: Understood!

Then the eye on the outfit got larger and larger, surprising Inumuta.

Inumuta: What? That eye is totally huge!

Ryuko: If I can't see where you are, I'll just have to attack everywhere at the same time!

Inumuta's system continued to say that the evasion was impossible while Ryuko's clothes got thinner from enlarging the eye.

Inumuta: E-Evasion..

And then, she slammed the eye in the ground, covering the arena.

Inumuta: ...Impossible!

And so, he was slammed in the ground like a mosquito while the hit made dust fly in the air. The eye retracted itself and turned to its original size, leaving Inumuta with his head stuck in the ground.

Nonon: Oh, dear. It looks like the shock of that attack has wrecked that hide-and-seek ability of his.

Xiao Qiangwei: Well, soon it will be your turn to lose, I will just wait for your turn.

Nonon: Hah, you won't even have the chance to fight against her.

Xiao Qiangwei: I don't know, the 50% of my brain says that I don't want to fight with someone that weak, but the other 50% says that you are too weak to win..

Nonon: Tch..

Ryuko pointed her sword scissor at Inumuta and said.

Ryuko: See that? Make a crazy attack even crazier, and it'll hit. Let's do it, Senketsu!

Senketsu: Your blood is boiling even hotter than usual.

Ryuko: Yeah, 'cause I can't stop here!

Inumuta: I'm at the limits of my processing capacity?

His mask started to emit smoke and lightning, meanwhile Ryuko prepared herself for her finishing move and let out a warcry.

Unexpectedly, Inumuta transformed back to his original form and put his hands up, the blade stopped a centimeter away from his nose.

Inumuta: Houka Inumuta hereby forfeits this battle!

Everyone let out dumbfounded cries while an almost naked Gamagori's eyebrow twitched, meanwhile Xiao Qiangwei smiled, remembering a bit about Sora's behavior, even if he loses something, he will accomplish his objective, for example in a game he tanked many attacks that let his hp to 10%, but in turn he killed the opponent with a special skill.

Probably Inumuta was also successful on his objective. Ryuko lowered her blade and said.

Ryuko: What are you up to?

Inumuta: If I continue fighting, the data I've gathered so far would be damaged.

Xiao Qiangwei: Hoho.. So he wants to know more about the Kamui..

Ryuko: Say what?!

Inumuta: What I want is data, not victory.

Nonon: That data-lover is grandstanding again..

Satsuki: Jakuzure. Prepare for battle.

Nonon was a bit surprised, while Xiao Qiangwei smiled.

Xiao Qiangwei: You don't need to worry, "When" you lose I will take you in the infirmary.

Nonon: Shut up, you perv!

Xiao Qiangwei: I'm against Incest, and even without that thing, Jibril is more than enough.

Nonon: What did you say!? I am a beautiful woman!

However, her face said otherwise when she looked at Jibril who had a smiling face..

Xiao Qiangwei: I can see your determination fall harder than Big G's back in the ground!

Nonon: Shut up!!