Taowu's whole beast is like a balloon inflated to the limit. If you poke it again, it's estimated that it will explode in the live performance.

He felt that he was really unlucky. He was just injured and went to sleep in a cave. As a result, when he woke up, the sea turned into a mulberry field. Injury did not raise a weak than not to say, hoard rations also arrogantly nest in his head.

That's right. The ration is about Gu Diao and Tu mole.

He remembers that when he was recuperating, he specially made a lot of Gu Diao eggs and tender soil mole cubs to hide in the cave, ready to store them to eat slowly.

Results as soon as they opened their eyes, the eggs had already hatched. There were three generations in a family and many birds; Although there is only one baby, its skin is rough and its flesh is thick, so it can't chew.

What's more, he didn't take care of his injuries. He was empty and hungry. Not only could he not get his food rations back to make up for his health, he also worried that it would become food rations. He can only hide his whereabouts.

He was going to hide in the tower for a while, recover a little, and then slip out to catch a few people to fill his stomach.

It's not easy to wait until the opportunity, but also meet the gluttonous.

It's like God is going to kill him!

It's about Taowu. Now it looks so down and out. It's a fierce animal. It's scorched black. It looks like a stray animal. Especially if he is still depressed.

Plastic love is also love. Jiang Jiu's tone is softer: "you made me be sealed once in those years, but now you help me carry the black pot, we are even. I'm just here to see you. "

Taowu turned his head and looked at him suspiciously: "really."

"Really." Jiang Gu's expression was sincere: "as long as you don't talk about the past."

Then the plastic brotherhood can last for a while.

Tao Wu snorted coldly: "your brain melon seed is to change a lot of cleverness, how dare is more and more small? Didn't it kill Gu Diao and Tu mole? What can I say? Have you eaten less before? "

Jiang said that if I told you the reason, wouldn't you give me another handle?

He said with a slight smile, "don't worry about anything else. Just remember that it has nothing to do with me. If someone asks you, don't mention me."

"I know, I know." Tao Wu shook his ears impatiently and asked, "why don't you see poverty and chaos? And where is this? Those little demons took advantage of my weakness and brought me this ghost thing, but they couldn't take it down. "

He fidgetily pulled the Black Bracelet on his paw and looked at Jiang Jiu askance: "those little demons are almost as dressed as you are now. They are so strange and ugly."

Jiang's expression was a little strange: "don't you know?"

Tao Wu was impatient: "I didn't wake up until I was healed. What do I need to know? How many years have passed now? How can I look at this place? There's no aura. I can't heal my wounds. "

"How long have you been awake?" Jiang's tone is even more strange.

This problem seems to be difficult, he raised his paw to break for a long time, not sure: "ten days? I was just about to find a chance to catch some people to eat when I met you

His face was blankly written about how I was so unlucky.

“....”

Jiang Jiu's expression was beyond words. He was silent for a long time and said, "the poor and the chaotic are gone. I heard that they fell in the great catastrophe a long time ago. It is estimated that you have been sleeping for thousands of years. Most of the great demons in ancient times have fallen, and only a few of them have survived. Now it's under the jurisdiction of the demon Control Bureau. "

"What's more," he stressed emphatically, "we are living with human beings now. The two races live in peace. Cannibalism is against the law."

What do you mean???

"What is the great catastrophe? What is the demon authority? You can't eat people. What will you eat after that? Change to a vegetarian diet? And I've been sleeping for thousands of years? How come my injury hasn't been healed yet? "

He glared at a pair of ignorant animal pupils, which flashed all kinds of feelings of bewilderment, shock and anger, and finally yelled: "I don't believe it. Are you still holding a grudge and trying to make up a story to coax me?"

Jiang Gu looks at him sympathetically, just like an old antique out of touch with society.

He sighed: "you'll understand after a long time. Anyway, you can't get out for a while, so you can seize the time to study."

Tao Wu

Jiang Shu's expression was too heavy, and Tao Wu was not sure for a moment. He thought for a long time and said in a stuffy voice, "when I get well, I'll go back to Xishan."

"The west mountain is long gone." Jiang Shu sympathized with him more and more.

Taowu was shocked: "who dares to rob my mountain?"

This one hasn't slowed down at all. Jiang Jiu decided to give up communication, otherwise the more he said, the more problems he would have.

He perfunctorily said: "no one grabs, the supervision office should have basic courses, and you'll know after a few days of training."

After that, he put the things he brought along beside the hospital bed and said, "remember what you just said. Don't drag me in. We'll be even. I'll see you when I'm free. "

It seems that Taowu still wants to ask questions. Without giving him a chance, Jiang Shu runs away quickly. He doesn't want to deal with the fact that he has become a hundred thousand Taowu.

It's still a headache for the regulators.

***

It was already Friday when I went to work after two days' rest at home.

Early in the morning, Jiang GUI came into the office with breakfast, and he heard Xue Mengba talking about the night in Sanshui village.

"That bird, with red eyes, is as big as my head. At night, it still glows, so it looks into the room with its head on its side and one eye on the window. I thought it was a red lantern at first, but when I looked at it carefully, it turned out to be an eye Xue Meng patted the table: "if you change a little more timid, you will be scared to pee on the spot."

Xiao Xiaoyu clapped perfunctorily: "then you are really a great critic."

Xue Meng was not satisfied: "what's your expression? Don't believe me? "

He pulled over Jiang GUI who had just entered the office: "Jiang GUI and I saw it with our own eyes!"

Jiang Jiu was holding a fried dough stick in his mouth and nodded cooperatively: "Mm-hmm

Xue Meng raised his head and raised his eyebrows: "now you should believe it?"

Xiao Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone and pushed the latest hot search to him: "here, you see for yourself."

Third place in microblog hot search: poisonous gas leakage, villagers' collective poisoning and hallucination#

Xue Meng:???

He pointed in and found that the latest news report, which was published by China Daily, was about Sanshui village.

According to the news report, on the evening of June 8, when the villagers of Sanshui village were reclaiming farmland, they accidentally dug the poison gas tank left by the Japanese Army during the Anti Japanese War, which led to the spread of the poison gas. Affected by the poison gas, the villagers developed hysteria and hallucination. Fortunately, at that time, two civil servants who went to the countryside to help the poor were in the village. After the gas leakage, they immediately realized the seriousness and reported the situation. The government sent the armed police to the village in time to rescue the villagers, blocking the spread of the gas.

The pseudonyms of the two civil servants, Jiang Mou and Xue Mou, are Jiang Jiu and Xue Meng.

What's more dramatic is that when the armed police were investigating the gas tank, the villagers who had the illusion turned themselves in and confessed to the crime. The police found that it was true.

It turned out that Sanshui village was remote and closed, and many backward customs that had long been banned were still preserved. The villagers were deeply poisoned by feudal superstition, believing only in ghosts and gods but not in production. In order to make money, they even participated in the trafficking of corpses and women.

In some backward places, it is also popular to marry the unmarried dead. The ghost marriage needs fresh young corpses, among which young women's corpses are the most scarce and expensive. Under the leadership of the village branch secretary, the villagers of Sanshui village resell the bodies of many young women.

After media investigation, they have formed a mature industry chain to resell corpses. Occasionally, when there are not enough corpses and the buyer's price is high, they will try to buy young women to kill them and then sell them. When villagers transport corpses, they usually do funerals, and the corpses are hidden in the coffin interlayer.

During the investigation and evidence collection, the police found a dead body in the empty coffin of the cemetery in the north of the village.

The evidence of the case is solid. After the villagers of Sanshui village leave the hospital, they will be directly taken away by the police. After the public prosecution is initiated, the sentence will be given according to the seriousness of the crime.

However, due to the bizarre process of solving the case and the bad events involved, this case has aroused great attention and discussion among netizens. The degree of online discussion has been high, and several topics have been hot searched in the past two days.

That is, Jiang Shu and Xue Meng have not had time to see.

Xue Meng was so shocked that he couldn't believe his eyes: "isn't that too good at making up? If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought it was true. "

Xiao Xiaoyu sympathized: "did you go to the hospital for examination? Don't you think the gas hasn't been discharged yet? "

Xue Meng rolled his eyes and thought that the truth is in the hands of a few people, so you can only look at science.

As he was about to return his mobile phone, he suddenly remembered what he had done. He looked at the line in the news report that "a corpse was found in the interlayer of the empty coffin in the cemetery". His eyes widened, and finally he gave out a terrible cry.

"If there's a corpse in the coffin, I'll tell you how I always feel cool when I lie in it!"

Like a cabbage beaten by frost, he withered and wandered back to his work station. He murmured to Jiang Jiu, "now I don't think it's a big deal to bite off the head of a strange bird. I fell asleep with a corpse, just across a coffin board."

As he said this, his lips trembled and his face turned pale, and he looked pitiful.

Xiao Xiaoyu worried: "is he hallucinating again? Do you want to go to the hospital? "

Jiang Gu was sympathetic and funny, and said, "let him be alone."

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Doubt greedy: Taowu like this, how did you have the face to say I was stupid before?

Tao Wu

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Ah, periarthritis of shoulder. I'm not strong all over. It's hard to concentrate on the code word orz

Thank you for waiting.