First of all, please give this to me.

The pigs looked at me and Nazary with a mysterious look on their faces as they slipped me and Nazary a package that looked like a pastry.

The reconstruction of the Minotaur village had progressed considerably, and it was time for the pigs and other dwarves to help with the reconstruction of other areas, such as the Oninin no Sato, when for some reason I was summoned by the pig.

As requested, I went to the pigs' temporary residence and found Nazary there, and as soon as I sat down, he took out a folded pastry.

As we looked at each other suspiciously and wondered what was going on, the pig said with a serious look on his face, "Actually, I would like to ask you two a favor.

Actually, I have a favor to ask you two.

?"

We all tilted our heads in agreement, and the pig thrust his hands on the table, bowed deeply, and raised his voice.

Please make me, Porco, a man!

......"

At that moment, we stood up silently, and then we all stood up.

"Hmph!"

--Bachin!

"Gebuuh!"

I hit the pig in the face with my palm as if I was pinching it.

Then he looked down with eyes of heartfelt contempt at the lump of meat that had tumbled out of the chair and said.

What is it?　Don't tell me you're trying to think that our two breasts together are one big titty?

No, no, I would never do such a thing ....... No, no, it is never like that. "Rather, even if your two breasts were combined, they would never reach big tits..."

"(giggle)"

"Oh, it might ......

Hahaha ......," says the pig after smiling awkwardly.

'...... and no, actually, I think it's time for me to get myself ......

'Hmmm, well that's fine, isn't it?　Congratulations, Nazariy."

No, not with me!　Who's going to marry this fat f*ck?

Pointing at the pig with all his might, Nazary denied it outright.

The pig also pointed at her and said, "Yes, that's right! He pointed at her and said, "Yes, that's right!

I don't want to be married to such a poor titted woman either!

What the hell, you fat bastard!　Let's hear it one more time!

--I'll say it one more time!

Hey, calm down, Nazariy!

I said to the pig with a half-opinionated look in my eyes as I calm Nazariy, who was swinging his beloved mallet with both hands, ".......

What do you want us to do after all?

Oh, yes, ....... I mean, I would like you two to help me with my 'marriage activity'.

"Support your marriage ......?"

I'm sure you're not really just picking up women, are you?　I looked at him with suspicion, but he clenched his fists and said, "Yes, I am like a saint.

I want a wonderful wife like the saint!

Yes!

Hearing that, I sat down on the chair that the pig had knocked over, and after a bit of grooming, I crossed my arms and legs and said, "Well, well, I am sure that I am a good woman, but I am not a saint.

I'm sure I'm the best, or rather the nicest, of all Iguza's wives,......?

No, you are not the one who is saying that. ......

I'm not sure what to say, but I'm sure I'm not the only one.

I'm not going to say anything about it," she said.　It's fine!　You can think what you want!

You're being rude!　I turn away, and the pig says, ".

I was wondering if you could arrange a blind date for me with the top three married women with big tits that I picked up during my stay in the village.

"......"

What's with those shitty rankings?

Why go to the trouble of asking a developing country like us to do it?

I mean, before that, if it's a "married women's ranking," shouldn't they all be "married women"?

How could we possibly prepare such a list?

"Hi!"

Even the pigs seemed to feel threatened by our deep wrinkles between our eyebrows, and they hurried to explain, "No, we're not! He hurriedly explained.

There is a good reason for this. ......

I'd like to hear it, then.　Let's hear the reason why you are recklessly trying to get married to a married woman.

When I urged him to do so, the pig clenched his fists and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

The married women in this village are very s*xy. ......

......

Yes, dismissed!