We had been traveling to the desert area where the Goddess of the Wind is said to reside, and we were almost to the commercial city of Afrar, the entrance to the desert area.

So we decided to stay in this village today, and tomorrow we would cross the mountains and go directly into Afrar.

I think women have a weakness for men who come on to them a little too strong.

"Ha, ha ......"

Why am I listening to a pig's views on love ......?

I'm not as interested in the crap about demons that fall by the wayside,.......

The actual "I'm not a fan of the way you look at it, but I'm not a fan of the way you look at it either.

The most important thing to keep in mind is that you need to be able to get the most out of the product.　Hence, I have decided to become a strong adventurer!

As the pig clenched his fists, I glanced at his stomach.

--I glanced at his belly as the pig clenched his fist.

Heh, follow me with this belly, .......

I was tempted to smack him on the belly.

The most important thing to remember is that you can't just take a chance on a newborn boy and expect to be able to have a great time. The first thing you need to do is to make sure that you have a good idea of what you want to do and how you want to do it.

No, I don't know if you have a crush or not, I can only say that I don't know. ......

I don't know if there is any such thing, but I don't know.

You've got to lose some weight first.

I was half-intentionally looking at her with that kind of half-opinion, but then she said

But then, I had a favor to ask of you, Your Holiness.

What?

Wait a minute.

I have a bad feeling about this.

The pig raised his voice with a straight face as his after-dinner drowsiness quickly vanished.

Please let me experience what you call 'wall-banging'!

Aaaaahhhhhh!

What are you talking about, you pig?

You want me to dedicate my first wall-don to you?

Are you crazy?

I'd rather die than have that happen to me!

But the pig looked at me with a very serious expression.

And I, a saintly woman of love, could not refuse her.

It is my image as a saint that I have built up to accept even such a ridiculous wish with a smile on my face.

Then there is only one way.

So I sat up from my chair and said, "Yes, of course.

Yes, of course.

Oh, thank you!

The moment the pig was about to get up from his seat, I quickly walked behind him, bent low, and drew my sword from my waist with the divine speed of the Battou technique.

--With a "shububashi" (a sharp blow), I pulled out my sword from my waist.

The next moment, the pig silently plunged his face into the plate on the table.

"...... wind."

That was a close call. ......

I thought to myself, "Oh dear, I'm going to have to carry the pig to bed and try to destroy the evidence, but...

But then, "What?

I was so heavy that I was knocked out of my position.

And then...

--Don!

"...... what?"

When I came to, I saw a pig's face in front of me.

Yes, I had wall-donned ...... the pig, or rather floor-donned him.

I was so shocked that I was so shocked that I was so shocked that I was so shocked that I was so shocked that I was so shocked that I was so surprised.

Naturally, I let out a loud scream, which is unbecoming of a saint.

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