Dada!

The scene of the man pooing with his hips fluttered constantly brought embarrassment and dismay to the faces of the two friends around him.

'Bitch, you crazy bastard...'

'What do I do? Should I just go?'

Two people who were surprised, embarrassed and ashamed at the sight of their friend who was pooping, but the face of the man who was actually pooping looked comfortable.

It's like he's lost his mind. The reason was simple. The man is out of his mind now.

It's like a dream, not a reality. The mind is not accepting this situation right now.

He's pooping in front of countless people.

Where are we now? Who am I?'

Dada!

I'm sure he knows he's pooping. When I first felt a bowel movement, I tried to hold it in.

However, the impact of falling on the sand immediately loosened up and spilled out.

And it wasn't as embarrassing as I thought. I was just thinking it was cool.

But the idea will change when you're done pooping. Now, surprise, embarrassment and shame are just too loud to grasp the situation.

"What's this smell?"

"Who poops?"

"You're not the one who poops on the beach... There is."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Wow! Dirty!"

One by one, people knew someone was pooping because of the smell and sound that spread through the sea breeze.

And soon the people close by knew the situation, and the women screamed, and the men swore because they were crazy.

Jong-seok, who was watching the scene, took Hee-jin and the girls away.

"Let's go."

At Jong-seok's words, Hee-jin and the girls raised their middle fingers to the man who was pooping and hurried after him.

Then came Kim Young-woo and Lee Chang-sik.

"Wow! He's still packing."

"What did you eat?”

Jong-seok looked back at what Kim Young-woo and Lee Chang-sik said.

The man with a shit in his pants was still fluttering his buttocks and the friends next to him were rushing sand into the lower body.

'But you're loyal.’

They soon disappeared into the sight of Jong-seok, who was looking at men who didn't run away and were still taking care of their friends.

People are looking at the guy and his friends who are pooping roundly.

For people, the situation is dirty, absurd, and funny.

A grown-up is pooping in front of people.

Jong-seok, who was looking at them, looked at Hee-jin.

"But why are you playing with your older brothers who are much older than you?”

"I said I'm a sophomore in college.”

"But you're an adult.”

"You're only two years apart from your brother, so..."

Thinking about what Hee-jin said, Jong-seok was right.

He also played with them, but the men were only two years apart from him.

"Anyway. Next time, play with kids of the same age.”

"Thanks to you, I was able to avoid strange people. Thank you."

"Okay, good-bye."

When Jong-seok, who brought Hee-jin out of the beach, waved his hand, Lee Chang-sik asked Hee-jin's phone number and answered.

And Jong-seok frowned at the sight of Lee Chang-sik saving his phone number on his cell phone.

"Why do you take their numbers? Do you like it?”

"It's for the cure."

"What if you can't lure a girl?"

Lee Chang-sik shook his head at the question of Jong-seok.

"You made an accident.”

"Accident?"

"Yes. What if they report to the police that we handed them over and hit them?"

At Lee Chang-sik's words, Jong-seok looked at the beach. From afar, I could see the round people and the men in the middle.

And the scene of a man suddenly running to the beach covered in sand.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Get out of the sea!"

"Get out of the sea!"

"The sea becomes shit!"

People screamed at the people on the side of the sea as they were surprised that a man full of shit went to the sea, but those who were distracted by playing were just playing in the sea.

And some rushed out to sea, dragging their acquaintances.

And Jong-seok opened his mouth when he saw a man diving into the water and disappearing.

"I don't think I'll report it."

"Yes. I'd be ashamed to say. Probably one of the darkest memories of his life."

At Kim Young-woo's words, Lee Chang-sik said while looking at the beach.

"But you never know. If they report being assaulted, we have to go to the police station anyway. That's why I got Heejin's number. You need a witness."

"Witness?"

"We didn't swing first, because they were three and you were alone and I went in the middle. You need a witness to tell you that."

Kim Young-woo clapped his hands for Lee Chang-sik's caution.

Clap! Clap! Clap!

"Chang-sik praises."

"I heard it from my brother. If you're in an accident, you have to get witnesses and evidence first."

"I do like the police brother."

"Oh! And if you're going to get into a fight, check the CCTVs around you or the number of cars nearby."

"Why the car number?"

"There's no car without a black box in the car these days. So if you think there's going to be a fight, just go to the car and get hit. That's what's left of it."

"Smart."

"If you have a police brother, you'll hear everything."

Then Lee Chang-sik hurriedly moved his steps.

"Where are you going?"

"It's hectic now, but if you pull yourself together, won't they come after us? My head hurts if I get into trouble while I'm here. Let's go somewhere else."

Jong-seok and Kim Young-woo nodded at Lee Chang-sik. You're right.

Seeing Jong-seok and Lee Chang-sik fight, I don't think they'll lose, but there was nothing good about the quarrel.

Jong-seok and Lee Chang-sik were moving their steps near the police training center.

Hunting failed in the end.

"What's wrong?"

"What?"

"No, VJ Special Forces and current affairs programs say that they are dangerous women roaming the summer sea.”

He seemed to be talking about news about women and men who were hunting in the sea.

"And?"

"I thought it was a very promiscuous sex life there, but... Why are you so modest to us like Gyusu from the Joseon Dynasty? Two more talks, and I'm ready to take out a silver medal."

Jong-seok smiled and shook his head at Lee Chang-sik's grumbling.

"Do you want to hunt like that?"

"Then do you think you'd want to hug and sleep with you guys tonight?"

"There's no guarantee that you can sleep with a girl even if you're hunting. And your brother's coming in the evening?"

"Ha! That's what I'm saying. And today could be fate and make Coming-of-Age Day more colorful.”

Jong-seok, who was watching Lee Chang-sik sighing, looked around and looked at one side.

I could see a lot of people cooking at the campsite maybe because the evening was coming.

I saw people who seemed to have come with their families and friends. And...

"Hey, how's it going over there?"

Lee Chang-sik glanced at Jong-seok's words where he pointed. There were four women and a man talking and preparing food.

"You look like a college student. And there's a guy, right?”

"It's rather good to have a man."

"Why?"

"There's a man who came with you, so you can be a little less alert about a man you don't know."

"Is that so?"

Lee Chang-sik looked at the women at Jong-seok's words.

"Women are fine."

"Maybe one of those women over there is that guy's girlfriend or he's flirting.”

"How do you know?”

"Just think about it a little bit and you'll see. It's kind of weird for girls to go together, so I'm sure they brought a porter and a close bodyguard. And..."

Jong-seok looked at the tent. A large tent and a small tent were laid aside.

"There'll be at most two men."

"Really?"

"Looking at the tent, I think so. Let's go."

Then Jong-seok began to move to the tent. Lee Chang-sik and Kim Young-woo hurriedly followed suit.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'll take care of it."

Lee Chang-sik and Kim Young-woo looked at Lee Jong-seok's words with a little uneasy eyes.

Lee Chang-sik, who was confident at first, had disappeared. You are afraid to talk to him because you are constantly being dumped.

Regardless of whether he did, Jong-seok, who approached the women with his children, smiled and talked to them.

"Hello."

"Huh?"

Women looked at him at Jong-seok's greetings. And one of the women shook her head when she saw Kim Young-woo and Lee Chang-sik, who came with Jong-seok.

"We'll play amongst ourselves.”

When the woman with the horse saw the man, he sneaked up beside him.

It shows that there is a man on this side, too.

Maybe he thought he was here to hunt. That's not wrong, but.

Lee Chang-sik sighed at the sight.

Whether or not, Jong-seok said with a smile.

"First of all, I'd appreciate it if you could listen to me for a minute and 50 seconds."

"A minute and 50 seconds?”

"Yes."

One of the women laughed at Jong-seok's request to listen to the story while talking to the exact time.

"So what are we going to talk about?"

"Then I thought you were allowed to tell me the first story."

Jong-seok reached out to a woman with a horse.

"Give me the tongs.”

"Pinches?"

When the woman gave the tongs to Jong-seok's horse, Jong-seok put the meat on the charcoal fire in a bowl that was pushed aside.

"When you grill meat on a charcoal fire, it's burnt and charred, so the inside is either raw meat or charcoal.”

Jong-seok said, showing the meat in the bowl.

"This meat looks cooked, doesn't it?”

Jong-seok pointed at the meat, and the woman nodded.

"I think it's ripe."

At the woman's words, Jong-seok caught the meat and cut it with scissors.

Then there was a reddish color inside.

"But it's not cooked. And it became charcoal, and it's not meat, it's cancer."

Jong-seok, who smiled and pushed aside the charred or smoked meat, took out another bowl of foil and tilted the meat.

Squeeze!

When all the oil was gathered, Jong-seok put the meat on the grill and said,

"You often say that meat is cooked in reverse only twice, right?"

"Right?"

"But you have to flip it often when you bake it on charcoal. Or..."

When the meat was picked up, the oil ran out and smoke rose.

"It's not because of meat, but because it's because of charcoal smoke."

After picking up the meat, shaking the oil off the side, and repeatedly putting it on the side, Jong-seok sprinkled a little salt next to it and picked up the meat.

"Try it."

When Jong-seok put the meat in, the woman was surprised to eat a piece of meat.

"It's delicious. You're good at grilling meat?"

"Because it's baked to be delicious. Eat your sisters there, too.

"Sister?"

Jong-seok laughed at the woman's words.

"We're high school seniors.”

"Really?"

"Yes."

Then Jong-seok put the meat back on the grill and saw the shrimps in the bowl next to him.

"You're going to grill shrimp, aren't you?”

"Yes, you should."

Jong-seok handed the tongs back to the woman's horse.

"Then enjoy your meal."

"You're going?"

"I think it's been a minute and 50 seconds. Enjoy your meal, then."

The woman looked at him as if she were puzzled by Jong-seok's words.

I didn't know he would go like this.

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