Hellsing: I Reincarnated as Seras Victoria

34 Chapter 34 - Seras Victoria -Vs- Jan Valentine

After she closes the door, Seras heads to the end of the hallway, where it intersects with another one. When she reaches her position, she sighs and looks up at the ceiling.

'Well, here goes nothing.'

A few seconds later, Seras hears the footsteps of multiple beings coming from the stairs. She holds her breath and waits for Jan to come closer to her so she can capture him by surprise. As he is walking, he is mumbling and cackling to himself. It sounds like he is talking on the phone.

"When I get that bitch, I'm going to make her wish she was never born!"

"Yeah, I'll fuck her, kill her, make her a ghoul and then I'll fuck her again!"

"Oh god! I'm so fucking hard right now." Jan says as he is just about turn the corner.

Right after he says that, he sees a hand coming straight for his face. A split second later the hand covers his eyes and he is pushed back into the wall so hard he almost loses consciousness. Because of the hand, he never saw the persons face and he is shocked speechless.

Right after he is pushed into the wall, another hand is placed on the back of his head and then he is slammed into the floor face down. The floor cracks and caves in from the amount of strength put into the slamming.

"Ow! What the fuck!?" Jan yells which ends up being no more than a whimper as his face is deeply embedded into the ground.

Just as he tries to get up, two heavy things pin his arms at his side and he can't move them. He then hears gunshot sounds coming from his back.

'Yes, this fucker is so dead! I have an army of ghouls right behind me.'

After the gunshots end, he tries to get up again when he is pushed down even harder which causes more pain.

'What the fuck just happened? I thought the ghouls would have taken care of this asshole by now?' He thinks in confusion.

"Wow, this gun is pretty powerful. I'm so glad it was made for me." The voice comes out from behind him.

'That sounds like a chick! What the fuck? I'm losing to a girl?'

Meanwhile in South America, right before Seras shoots her gun for the first time. A pudgy figure cloaked in darkness is complaining to his men about something.

"What happened? Why is there no picture?" A commanding German voice sounds out.

"Sorry major, but there seems to be nothing wrong. There is still audio, so maybe Jan Valentine is just in a dark place." Another German voice answers.

"Hmm. He was just in a lit up hallway, how did it become pitch black all of a sudden? Lieutenant?"

A dark skinned woman with a lot of tattoos steps out of the darkness and answers him.

"It could be someone ambushed him and pushed his face into the floor. A split second before the darkness, I saw a gloved hand cover the stupid man's eyes."

After she says that, everyone hears a bunch of gunshots sound out in less than 2 seconds before it stops and a voice comes from the monitor.

'Wow, this gun is pretty powerful. I'm so glad it was made for me.'

"Who's voice was that? Ensign?" The pudgy major asks.

"I don't know sir, there is supposed to be no woman except Integra Hellsing in the building. And this voice is not hers." The man answers while sweating in worry.

"Hmm. Whatever let's listen in." The man says while sitting back down without a care in the world.

Back at Hellsing, Seras has the vile man pinned down and preventing him from moving with only one hand and her two legs.

"Hmmmmm.....What to do. What. To. Do. " Seras says while tapping her gun against the man's head.

"Mohmohhmoh."

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Can you speak up please?"

"Mmmmph!mmphmph!!"

"I have no idea what you're saying. Then again, an ugly shit stain of a fake vampire like yourself probably doesn't have anything nice to say anyway." She holds his head tighter, creating a cracking sound, like a bone is breaking.

"What do you think, mein Major?" Seras smiles while talking softly in the man's ear.

As soon as She said that, the man stops dead in his tracks and is just laying there.

"Oh! The glorious major of the Last Battalion! Creating these Feaux-Vampires in hopes of defeating Alucard, the one true Vampire." Seras continues softly.

"I wonder? Do they know your true goal? Other than a Certain few, I wonder how much the others know? Kukukuku. " she says before chuckling madly like her master.

"Ah yes, I almost forgot. I would like to say something to your upper members."

"To Warrant Officer Schrodinger: when we meet, I'm sorry for what Alucard does to you, but I'm sure you'll be fine."

"To Rip Van Winkle: you should know better than to try and shoot Alucard. Even if they are supposed magic bullets."

"To Lieutanant Zorin Blitz: stop being such a bitch all the time, it will bite you in the ass one day."

"To the captain that doesn't speak: have fun a little, you look so bored all the time."

"To the doctor who has created these crappy fakes: Nice try, but these copies will never beat the original."

"And finally to the glorious Major: I hope you have fun in this war you're trying to wage, I know I will."

"Well I have to go now, sir Integra is calling me. Auf Wiedersehen!" She says as she shoots the back of the neck of Jan who then screams in pain.

After the Major says to listen in. Inside the room, everyone of his upper members are there watching the 2 screens.

'Hmmmmm.....What to do. What. To. Do. '

'Mohmohhmoh.'

'Oh I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Can you speak up please?'

'Mmmmph!mmphmph!!'

'I have no idea what you're saying. Then again, an ugly shit stain of a fake vampire like yourself probably doesn't have anything nice to say anyway.'

After the voice says this, a cracking sound is heard throughout the room.

"Wow! How sadistic and cruel. She knows just how to rile up this young man!" The Major says in delight.

"I know sir, she almost sounds as cruel as Alucard." The doctor says with glee.

As the doctor and the major are talking to each other, the voice sounds out again that silences the whole room.

'What do you think, mein Major?'

The major himself is speechless as he looks at the screen in wonderment and his mouth ajar while the voice continues.

'Oh! The glorious major of the Last Battalion! Creating these Feaux-Vampires in hopes of defeating Alucard, the one true Vampire.'

'I wonder? Do they know your true goal? Other than a Certain few, I wonder how much the others know? Kukukuku.' The voice then pauses.

"This bitch!" A soldier says.

After someone says that the whole room becomes a cacophony of men cursing the voice on the screen. A few seconds later the Major silences them with a hand gesture.

'Ah yes, I almost forgot. I would like to say something to your upper members.' The voice sounds and then pauses for a few seconds.

'To Warrant Officer Schrodinger: When we meet, I'm sorry for what Alucard does to you, but I'm sure you'll be fine.' To which schrodinger laughs.

'To Rip Van Winkle: you should know better than to try and shoot Alucard. Even if they are supposed magic bullets.' She tightens her grip around the gun.

'To Lieutanant Zorin Blitz: stop being such a bitch all the time, it will bite you in the ass one day.' She clenches her teeth so hard, the cigarette in her mouth gets cut in half.

'To the captain that doesn't speak: have fun a little, you look so bored all the time.' He just grunts.

'To the doctor who has created these crappy fakes: Nice try, but these copies will never beat the original.' He clenches his teeth and hands so hard, blood starts dripping.

'And finally to the glorious Major: I hope you have fun in this war you're trying to wage. I know I will.' He grins with a maddening gleam.

'Well I have to go now, sir Integra is calling me. Auf Wiedersehen!' says the voice right before a gunshot sounds and the transmission gets cut off making the screen show static.

"Kukukuku. Hehehe. Hahahahahahaha!" The major laughs madly with glee in his voice.

"Is the owner of this voice the recently aired vampire of Alucards?" He asks Schrodinger while laughing and he receives a nod in return.

"Oh how magnificent! An unknown enemy that knows so much about us. I can feel her hand at the back of my neck squeezing tightly! Truly incredible!" He says after his maddening laughter stops and the room is still engulfed in silence.

Back at the mansion, Seras just shot Jan Valentine in the back of the neck and blood is flown everywhere. She gets off of him as he wobbly stands up holding his neck with his right hand.

"Aw! No regeneration, Mr. Valentine?" Seras asks with disdain.

"Sh...shut up! Bit..Bitch!"

"Ah yes, I forgot. That's all you are. An ant that talks his mouth off and has nothing to how for it. How did it feel leading an army of ghouls here? Easy? Boring?" She asks with much more disdain and a look to match.

"I said shut up! I'm going to kill you, you fucking whore!" He yells as he runs torward her as a last ditch effort.

"Hahahahaha, what a foolish bug. Running towards his death while yelling I'll kill you. Is this irony? Stupidity? Arrogance? All of the above?" She asks while waiting for him to get closer to her.

As he does, he tries to stab her in the heart with his hand. Just as he is bout to succeed, Seras lifts up her hand, grabs his wrist and then forcefully turns him around. When he has his back facing her, she let's go and the next grabs his head with both of her hands.

"You know, if you were good for anything, it would be as a stress reliever. I tried something like this on a vampire about a month ago and it ended too quickly, so I'm going to take it easy on you. Are you ready Jan?" She says and then asks with an insane tone.

"What the hell does that mean?" he says as he grabs Seras' arms trying to take them off his head.

'What the hell? How is she so strong!?' He thinks and starts getting nervous.

"Did you know, Jan? The group you and your brother are working for.....I believe the short name is 'Millenium'? Their Vampires are literally bootlegged copies of a weaker vampire than my master, Alucard. So if you, basically a trash version of these copies tries to take me on, what do you think is going to happen?" She asks with derision while tightening her grip around his head slowly.

"Aaaahhh! You bitch! Let me go! Let go of me!" He screams as his skull is starting to fracture.

"You're not answering me, that's not fun! Well whatever, the answer my stupid little Jan Valentine, Is that you would be killed without question and with the swiftest of speed. The only reason I let you live this long, is to talk to that fat Major you call a boss." She says while blood is leaking out of his head.

"Ha.....haha...hah...*spurt*" he laughs weakly accepting his defeat before his head explodes and Seras hands are cupping each other.

Right after Seras leaves the room, the council members start taking the items in the room and barricade the door. Integra is still sitting while brooding over the situation.

'God, I hope Seras can do this. I don't want her to die on my watch.'

[Don't worry Master.]

[Alucard? What do you mean not worry?]

[Trust me. The Police Girl can take care of that weakling with no trouble .]

[Is she already that powerful?]

[Yes, she has been making great progress in he steps to becoming a Nosferatu.]

[Really?]

[Thats right. I could say with confidence that she is only second to me in terms of power.]

[Thats Fine then and Alucard?]

[Yes?]

[Happy Hunting.]

[Of course! Who do you think I am?]

Alucard cuts off the mind link and Integra is now less worried.

"Sir Integra? Sir Integra!?" One of the council members yells.

"What is it, Sir Penwood?"

"We heard gunshots, should we help the young girl?"

"HA! You? help her!?" Integra yells incredulously while giving him a look like he is tremendously stupid.

"What?" He asks back awkwardly.

"Alucard assured me she could handle herself. So, do you think she needs help?"

"Uh.....well.....I guess not." He timidly replies.

"Now, I believe we should al take our seats again while we wait for Seras to finish up.

As soon as Integra finishes, Walter comes from the ceiling and lands on his hands on top of the table. He then performs an amazing backflip landing his feet firmly on the floor.

"Walter! I'm glad you're here." Integra slams her hands on the table while standing up.

"Sir, where is Ms. Victoria and why is the door barricaded like that?"

"She left to take care of that sadistic prick and we decided that barricading the room was our best option due to the circumstances."

"Hmm, very well then. I'm sure Ms. Victoria can handle herself fine. After all there are just ghouls and one of those chipped vampires." Walter dusts his clothes off and stands behind Integra to await for more orders.

"God, this is a horrible day. I hope some Of my soldiers survived."

As the people in the room are discussing this, Seras just got done crushing Jan Valentine's head.

She watches the body drop to the ground slowly and cleans her uniform of the brain matter before walking torward the door. She knocks on it before speaking to the people inside.

"Sir Integra? Can you hear me?"

"Seras?" A soft voice answers.

"Yes sir, I have dealt with one of the vampires that have attacked the Hellsing estate. He is currently lying in a puddle of his own blood. My master told me he is dealing with the other one right now. So there are only ghouls left here. I'm going to go and kill them before they completely wipe out our forces. Is that ok?"

"Yes, go quickly Seras! You need to save as many of my soldiers as you can."

"Yes sir, I'll be done as fast as I can. Be safe sir!" She says as she salutes and then leaves in a blink of an eye.