As Seras and Walter are talking, the recruit gets back up while shaking his head in confusion.

'What the hell just happened? Does she have super strength? Damn it! I forgot I'm fighting a monster.'

"Ready to go again, Mr. pisser?" Seras says with a condescending tone.

"Yeah, I'm ready you freak!" He says while taking out his gun.

"Ooh! Finally getting serious are you?"

"Shut up and die!" He yells while shooting his gun.

As Seras and the maggot recruit are fighting, Alucard is thinking about the first day he became a Vampire.

'It was a cold winter day and I was tied up and practically naked being dragged toward my death. My armies destroyed, my castles plundered, and my countries in ruin. Ah, it makes me so angry.' He thinks while clutching his hand.

'I was in the middle of a line of men who were laughing and insulting me despite being afraid of me the day before. Oh they paid for that later.' He laughs a little knowing what happened next.

After Vlad Tepes was dragged to the base of a large tree, they laid his body on a blood soaked stone while he was tied down. A large man was standing next to it holding a very large axe, that was also covered in blood.

As he lay there thinking of how his defeat came about, something peculiar happened. He looked down at the blood underneath him and felt a call.

*.....drink.....drink the blood and thou shall become strong...so strong that no human shall be able enough to defeat you....*

The whispering voice causes him to think of all the humiliation he suffered in his life. He thinks about how god could have let that happen.

He starts looking around and sees that all the other people are moving very slowly, so slowly that he can see the sweat being formed on their brows. He starts believing it when the voice becomes a yell.

*drink.....Drink....DRink...DRInk..DRINk.DRINK!DRINK!DRINK!*

In this state, the executioner raised his arms up in the air and is about to bring down the axe.

Vlad sticks his tongue out and stretches his neck to reach the puddle of blood in front of him. He takes a lick as soon as the axe touched his neck and swallows it before his head gets decapitated.

As the head flies off, Vlad is in a state of darkness but he can see a blinding light very far away from him. When he looks at it, it feels like it is burning him and getting more intense by the second.

"Why did you drink, my son?"

"Who are you?"

"I am the one you have prayed to and the one you have fought for. I am god."

"What? You're god?"

"Yes, now tell me why you drank? You shouldn't have done that."

"Then what should I have done!? I have fought for you! I have killed for you! I even made others kill you! And what do I get for my faith? Defeat and ridicule!"

"You should have died like a human. Now that you have drunk from the profane, you can no longer be allowed into heaven or hell. You will just cease to exist when you die again."

"Shut up! I am through listening to you! You are no longer my god! Leave!"

Alucard is snapped out of his thoughts when the man is done shooting.

What!?" Seras yells with surprise.

Practically all of the bullets hit her. As Walter gets worried and is about to check up on her, Alucard stops him.

"Don't worry, she is fine. No mortal weapon can hurt a vampire." He says with his typical grin.

After he says that, the recruit cries in horror as all the wounds seal up and the bullets just fall to the ground.

"Hmmm. Not bad, it healed in pretty much no time at all. it hurt like hell though." Seras says with an inquisitive tone.

"Master!" She yells in an angry tone.

"What?" Alucard asks.

"Why do you let bullets hit you all the time? They're slow enough to dodge, what's the point of getting hit by them?"

After she says that Walter thinks to himself.

'All of the time?'

"Well, after hundreds of years of it happening, my sense of pain has pretty much dulled. Plus it always scares the crap out of others when I heal, so it's fun to watch them freak out." He says with a smile.

As he is saying that he turns to the recruit who is pretty much scared out of his mind.

"Well, I guess it was pretty funny seeing him get this scared. If he saw some of things I've seen, he might actually die of shock." Seras says in an understanding tone.

"See?"

"I just wish you told me beforehand, it really hurt." She exclaims with an accusatory glare.

"You never asked, police girl."

"God damn it! I can't shoot you and I can't fight you, what is the point of this farce!?" The man yells.

"The point of this farce, as you call it, is to give you a chance of getting out of here in one piece. If you choose to give up, that means you lose. Do you give up?"

"Of course not! I'm not going to let some little girl beat me!"

As the man yells, he pulls out two knives and twirls them around his hands to show off how good he is at using them. A few seconds later he lunged at Seras again and this time he goes from behind to stab her in the back.

"Perfect, you're finally using your head! I'm not allowed to move my feet, so I can't turn around, this is a smart move." Seras says with a smile that shows how delighted she is.

As soon as the knife in his right hand is about to stab where her liver is, It stops through no will of his own. He looks to find out why and sees that a hand is grabbing at his knife with only the index and middle finger.

"Uh?"

"It was a good idea. Unfortunately, I already thought of it, so I knew what to do when you tried. I'm getting bored of this, so I'm going to start actually putting force into my counters." Seras says with a frown.

As soon as her voice fades, she twists the knife out of the recruits hand and then grabs his arm to bring him to her front. By the time he knows what's happened, Seras already stabs him in the left leg.

"Aaaaahhh, that hurts!"

"Hmm? Of course it does, I did it in order to inflict pain, you stupid man!" She says as she Stabs him in the other leg.

"Do you give up now?" She asks as the man topples over in pain.

"Yes! Yes! I give! I give!" He says while crying profusely from the pain.

"Great!" Seras smiles joyfully and says while throwing the knife away, holding her hands together like she just got the greatest gift in the world.

"You heard him Walter, he gives up."

"What an idiotic man." Walter replies.

"I know, right?"

"Wha? What do you mean?" The recruit says while looking around with his snot covered face.

"You really should pay more attention to the conditions, young man!" Walter says with a slight chuckle.

"Now then, onto the fun part." Seras exclaims with a grin that can rival even Alucard's.

About 30 minutes of screaming and begging later, the 3 soldiers some back in to drag away the recruit.

"That was fun! I'm going to bed, good night Walter, good night Master!" As she is saying this, Seras jumps into the bed and holds Basky like a pillow and then starts to sleep almost immediately.

"This girl was born to be a vampire! What do you think, Walter?" Alucard says with a smile.

"Yeah, I didn't think she had this much cruelty in her." Walter says with a sigh.

"That was just the tip of the iceberg. You should have seen some of the things that passed through her head." He says while laughing a little louder.

"Really?"

"Yes, without that stupid condition of letting him continue to be a soldier, this might actually have been fun to watch."

"Well, I can't wait to find out then." Walter says as he leaves the room.

"Hahahahahaha" Alucard continues to laugh as the doors close.

About 2 hours later, Walter arrives at Integra's office to tell her about what happened.

"So as you and 4 soldiers were moving her bed, she helps out by taking the bed and moving it herself. After she did this one of them, who was a new recruit, pissed himself because of Alucard and proceeds to call Seras a bitch, a freak, and a monster for laughing at him?"

"Yes."

"Afterwards, she gets angry and wants to punish him? And you let her?"

"Yes ma'am. I figured it would be a good idea in order to see what she's like."

"So she antagonizes him and then when she gets bored, she proceeds to stab him twice in the legs and then asks if he gives up. After that she tortures him for another 30 minutes? What are his injuries?"

"Yes, the recruit, whose name is john smith, by the way, has 63 broken bones, 15 stab wounds, 6 gunshot wounds, and finally his tongue was pulled out and ripped from his mouth by Seras herself. The amount of time needed to be fully healed is about a year." Walter says nonchalantly, like he read a menu.

"You say it like it wasn't that big of a deal." Integra sighs.

"Well ma'am, according to Alucard, there were many more freightening things that she wanted to do to this young man."

"Really? Even more than what she has done already?"

"Yes, even Alucard was disappointed that she didn't do them, so they were probably very cruel. Anyway I think that considering the circumstances of what happened, it could have been worse."

"Worse? She almost killed the man and put him into the hospital with grave injuries!" Integra yells and then slams her fist.

"Yes ma'am. She promised that she would leave him in a state that would allow him to still be able to fight as a soldier, physically speaking. I just talked to the doctors and they said that after a year, he would be ready to fight again with no lasting problems."

"Really?"

"Yes and I want to point out that I didn't ask for her to do this, she promised herself and kept her promise throughout the whole thing. This points to the fact that she has very good control over her urges and knows where to draw the line. I dare say that way before she ever became a vampire, she had these urges and suppressed them."

"What should I do with her Walter? Should I bind her like Alucard?"

"I don't think that's necessary ma'am. As long as she isn't provoked, she won't be a problem at all. Just treat her like one of the men and everything should be fine. She is a cute girl otherwise." He says with a gentle smile.

"Walter?"

"*Cough* excuse me, that was inappropriate. I just feel like she is a normal girl, even with what happened. It makes me want to treat her like a granddaughter."

"Ugh! Fine! Have her meet me in the office when she wakes up tonight.

"Yes ma'am." Walter bows and then leaves.

After around 2 days, Seras wakes up groggy and then jumps up to look around. Almost like she was scared.

"It's ok, police girl. You're still at Hellsing."

After Alucard's voice sounds, Seras heaves a sigh in relief and goes back to bed.

"You can't sleep anymore, master wants to speak to you. She's already angry enough since you slept for 2 days straight."

"Really, I slept that long? Why does she want to meet me?"

"I imagine it has something to do with that human you tortured 2 days ago." Alucard says in delight.

"Oh? That actually happened? I thought it was a dream." Seras says in wonderment.

"Hahaha"

"By the way, where is....uh.....what do I call her?"

"Integra?"

"Yeah, I can't call her master, cause you're my master, but if I call her name, it might seem rude to you. So what should I call her?"

"Just sir Integra, she doesn't really like me calling her master anyway."

"Ok, where is sir Integra's office?"

"I'll take you there." Alucard says as he picks her up by the collar and then shifts into Integra's office."

As both Seras and Alucard enter, Integra just stares dumbly at what happened.

"Um.....hello?" Seras says and waves in the exact way she did when they first met.

"Hello!? What the hell do you mean hello!? Don't you have something else you should be saying to me?" Integra asks angrily.

After a few seconds of thought Seras speaks.

"Oh! Yes, I'm sorry. Thanks for giving me such a nice bed, I really slept well." She says with a bright smile.

"You're welcome, anything else?" Integra asks as she calmed down due to the forthright thanks.

"Ummmmmmm. No?" She answers weakly after thinking a little.

"NO!? Nothing else popped into your stupid head that you might want to mention!?" Integra yells again.

"No?" After giving it more thought, she says again.

"What about the man you practically tortured almost to death 2 days ago!?"

"Ah! I'm so sorry! I forgot about that, please forgive me!" Seras says as she bows her head in apology.

'A bed is more memorable than torturing somebody? God, she is screwed up in the head.'

"You forgot?"

"Yes!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Truly?"

"Truly!"

"Sigh, how can you forget something like that?" Integra asks.

"Was that rhetorical?" She genuinely asks back.

"No! How did you forget? Answer me."

"That's hard to explain, uh, cause it didn't really matter to me and I didn't give it a second thought?"

"Whatever." Integra says and pauses before she continues.

"Seras, would you like to work for Hellsing?"

"Yes! I would like to." She replies with a salute.

As she says that Integra smiles and calls Walter in.

"Seras, this is going to be your uniform as you work here, since you have such well endowed features, we had to have it custom made."

After Integra says this Seras blushes and takes the uniform from Walter.

"Thank you, ma'am."

"Don't call me ma'am!" Integra fiercely yells.

"Sorry!!" Seras says as she backs away in freight.

"Anyway, welcome to Hellsing, Officer Seras Victoria!"

"Yes! Thank you, sir!" Seras salutes and then leaves like a human.

After she leaves Alucard disappears into smoke leaving Integra and Walter.

"God, I hope you know what you're doing Walter.

"I most definitely do ma'am, don't worry about a thing."