I Kill Monsters For A Living

14 Space...

"So Owota, mind telling us why you just ran off like that!?" Mike yelled as he grabbed Owota by the shirt and began dragging him towards the car.

???? "Because I'm bad■ss."

"Yeah, a bad■ss who runs away from idol fans..."

? ?? ? "..."

Mike then threw Owota in the back seat of the car, "Let's go, I gotta clean up my circus..."

"But I'm hungry..." Ada whined as she got into the car.

"Ehh... Hey David, you hungry?" Mike then pulled out his phone and began tapping away.

"Hmm... I guess I am?" I said as I entered the car.

"Alright, guess we're going for a McRonalds run..." Mike said as he gave the keys to Ada.

"Vroom vroom!" Ada then started up the car's engine while making engine sounds.

′?益? "Woah, Woah, Woah, why is Ada driving my car!?" Owota then took the keys out of the ignition switch.

"It's a punishment for going off without telling us..." Mike then took the keys out of Owotas hands and gave it to Ada.

? - ? "Please don't let Ada break my car..." Owota begged Mike.

"TOO LATE!" Ada then shifted into first gear and slammed her foot onto the gas pedal.

-A few Minutes Later-

? - ? "Sometimes I wish there where road laws..."

"Pfft, laws are stupid, I don't want a piece of paper telling me what to do." Ada then pulled up into the drive-through of the McRonalds, "Alright guys, what do you want, I'm paying..." Ada said as she took out his wallet.

"I never had McRonalds, just order for me."

? - ? "Yeah same here."

Ada then began ordering the food, "Um excuse me?"

"Welcome to McRonalds, may I take your order?" The drive through speaker replied.

"Yup, we'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"Alright, drive through."

? - ? "I feel like that was supposed to be a reference of some kind."

"It's nothing no need to worry." Ada then drove to the next window. "So, how much would that cost us?" Ada said as she took out $20 from her wallet.

"Uhh, that would be around..." The drive through cashier then pressed a couple of buttons and went quiet for a moment, "That would be $159.."

"You're joking right?" Ada said as she put her wallet back in her pocket.

"Nope."

Ada then coughed in her hand and turned towards Mike, "Mike give me $159..."

"Dude, no..." Mike then took the $20 out of Ada's hands.

"WHY NOT!?"

"Because I already loaned you money a week ago..."

"Pfft, you did no such thing!" Ada yelled, waving around her hands.

-Exactly One Week Ago-

"Yo Mike, lend me $20..." Ada then leaned on Mikes' shoulder with her arm.

"Yeah sure, just pay me back exactly a week from now."

-Present-

"Pfft..." Ada then turned around to look at me. "David lend me money..."

"I don't have any money..." I said, Ada then turned to look at Owota.

"Owota..."

? - ? "Nope..."

"Guess we can't afford McRonalds... looks like we gotta go to... Space Chicken..."

-A few minutes Later-

"Space hi space people! Welcome to Space Chicken!" Said a man in a chicken costume waving towards us in front of the door.

"God I hate this place..." Ada whispered to herself.

We all then entered through the door, the restaurant looked decent and was fairly clean. Ada then walked up to the counter and handed them a card. "I'd like to redeem this..."

"Don'tcha mean SPACE redeem it?" The cashier girl said with a jolly smile.

Ada then took in a deep breath and tried to keep a smile, "Yes... I would like to... Space... redeem this..."

I then whispered into Mike's ear, "What's with the whole space thing?"

"It's like a business thing, you have to say space before everything or something, I don't know... just ask Ada or something, I'm gonna go into the car," Mike replied as he exited the restaurant.

"Alright SPACE cadet, we're going to SPACE redeem this!"

"I swear to god..." Ada whispered to herself.

"So that would be one SPACE chicken meal, one SPACE taco meal, a SPACE bucket..."

I can see why Ada doesn't like this place...

"Hey Owota, wha-"

? - ? "I'm going in the car..." Owota then exited the restaurant.

"One SPACE cola, one SPACE fries and finally a SPACE pie."

"Yes, that is what I wa-"

"DON'T YOU MEAN SPAAAAAAACCCEEEEE WANT!?"

"YOU BETTER STOP OR IM GONNA THROW YOU INTO SPACE!"

-A few minutes later-

"Space thank you for coming to our place!" The cashier then waved us goodbye as we left the restaurant.

Ada then gave us all a drink and a meal each, we then got in the car and drove off.

"Hey Ada, what did you redeem?" I said as I tapped Ada on the shoulder. Ada then turned around to look at me as she stopped at a stop light.

"What do you mean?" She was confused.

"You had a coupon of some sort..."

"Coupon?"

"You know... the thing you gave them for the food."

"I didn't redeem anything..."

"WHAT WAS ON THE PAPER THEN!?"

"Ohhhh... the paper..."

"Yes... the paper..."

"Oh yeah, I just wrote I have a gun on it, it's a secret code you can give stores for free stuff."

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"DID WE JUST ROB A SPACE CHICKEN!?"

"Pfffftt.... maybe..." The light then turned green as Ada began to drive again.

? - ? "They kinda deserved it though..."

Mike then smirked and tapped Owota on the shoulder, "Hey Owota..."

? - ? "What?"

"Don't you mean they... SPACE deserved it." Mike said as he tried to hold in his laughter.

′?益? "..."

"Hey, guys... can we just all acknowledge that we just robbed a place!?" I yelled out loud.

"Dude... it's not like we would get in trouble for it..." Mike replied.

"Yeah, but isn't it wrong?"

Ada then stopped again at a red light and turned to look at me, "Dude... they're owned by a criminal organization, so who really cares..."

Mike then snapped his fingers, "Oh yeah! They're owned by the Alinam Mafia!"

"WE JUST STOLE FROM THE MAFIA!?"