Volume 8 - CH 4(1/3)
Musashino Land is an amusement park about two hours away from our town, assuming you use both trains and busses at your disposal. In terms of scale, it probably is about average when it comes to the number of attractions, and the name comes from the person who founded it. To be perfectly honest, I came here with my family several times before. Today, it’s the 9th of October, and this is the second Saturday of the month. Our destination today was that amusement park.
“Woah, this is pretty amazing.”
After we got our free tickets from the employee, we walked through the ticket gate, to which the young Suzutsuki let out a voice of admiration. Roller coasters, coffee cups, a Merry-Go-Round..and various other attractions. I heard the screaming voices from the thrill ride. This isn’t half bad. I haven’t seen an amusement park in a while, but I always liked this atmosphere.
“Still, lots of people here today.”
The place was crawling with families and couples. Even if this was the weekend, is there really a need to gather such a crowd?
“You don’t know, Onii-chan? Today is the last day for this amusement park.”
“The last?”
“I heard that they’ll be doing a renewal, since the recession made their management and finances drop.”
“What a harsh world we live in.”
“But, the staff will stay the same, they said. They only got a new sponsor, so today is the final day before the renewal.”
“Is that why you wanted to come here today?”
“Yup! With it being the last day, it’ll remain in your memories longer, right! That’s what I thought when I heard about this two weeks ago!” Suzutsuki showed an innocent smile.
That’s right, this was decided two weeks ago. This plan was born two weeks ago, when she happened to see a billboard of this amusement park. It was a very childish decision, but perfect for us—Or rather, it was our perfect chance. After all, two whole weeks have passed since we watched that video.
—If you manage to satisfy the current me, I might turn back to normal.
Hearing these words from Suzutsuki, I did what I could. Every single day, I played with Derechuki-san. Thanks to that, I didn’t even attend school. Normally I should be worrying about my grades for the upcoming exams, but..this ain’t the time for that.
It’s been two whole weeks. I seriously didn’t expect things to stay this way for so long. Recently, both Masamune and Kureha have started to panic, fearing that maybe Suzutsuki might never return to normal. It’s enough, this is the limit. Suzutsuki hasn’t attended school for those two weeks either. The board at school was told about her being sick, but any longer, and they might grow suspicious, and she can’t be missing too much as the honor student.
That’s why, today is the day. An amusement park is filled with attractions where children can have fun. So, we’ll bring a conclusion to this whole mess here. Satisfy Suzutsuki, and return her memories. That..is what we decided through these two weeks, Konoe and I.
“Onii-chan, how do these clothes look?”
“Yeah, you look like a doll, it’s great.”
“Ehehe, thanks!”
Suzutsuki seemed to have grown even more excited because of my answer, as she twirled around me. She wore a long one-piece with frills all over. Seems to be a part of Ichigo-san’s hobby, as Suzutsuki looked more dressed up than usual. Talking about that Ichigo-san, she is taking care of the house. As she feels deep LOVE towards Suzutsuki, she naturally fiercely protested and stated her desire to join us, but..
×
“NO. Let go, Odd Jobs-san.”
“Calm down, Ichigo-san! You need to stay home!”
This happened in front of the Suzutsuki Residence. There, I was desperately trying to hold down Ichigo-san, embracing her from behind. This began a few minutes ago. We were preparing to head off to the amusement park, where Ichigo-san started acting weird. Hearing her out, one of the servant’s who should be discharged from the hospital suddenly ended up worse again, and although it wasn’t anything life threatening, they had to stay for a bit longer. As a result of that, Ichigo-san had even more work on her plate, which forced her to take up more duties at home..
“Not today! You still have a fever, right!?”
“Urk..” Ichigo-san suddenly grew silent.
That’s right, she caught a cold. Since she was plagued with endless amounts of work for the past few days, her body couldn’t keep up.
“No problem. A fever like this will only get me more motivated.”
“What are you talking about! You’re sick, so you need rest!”
“NO. I am totally fine. As proof of that..See, I’ll show you some dangerous juggling now.”
“Don’t bring out weapons while you’re sick!”
Metallic sounds rang out, as countless weapons belonging to Ichigo-san fell to the ground. A bar, chainsaw, Japanese katana..Waah, how many more weapons is she hiding? It’s like a black market at this point.
“Let go, Odd Jobs-san, it is my duty to protect Kanade-ojousama.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll be with her.”
“That worries me even more.”
“What do you even mean by that!?”
“You probably plan on doing this and that to Kanade-ojousama while I’m not watching, right?”
“Like hell I would!”
“‘Wohoo! I wanna ride the coffee cups!’ ‘Young lady, there’s something even more interesting that you could ride’ ‘Eh? What is that? I wanna try it!’ ‘Fufu, then hope on my lap first’ ..is what will happen, and then you’ll start assaulting her..”
“You should get some rest as quickly as possible!”
No matter how you look at it, her fever has gone up. Having such fantasies is the best proof for that. Maybe using a sedative is our best bet here.
“Also, leaving aside the maid with the appendix, the chef was overworked, right? Why is she still hospitalized?”
“That’s because of Subaru, who visited her the other day. The chef went ‘Subaru-tan! I’ve been waiting to meet you! I’ll give you lots of lickies now!’, and started harassing Subaru, so she was hit with a Butler Knuckle, which didn’t help her case.”
“What an awful development!”
“More importantly, let me go, Odd Jobs-san, I’m going to the amusement park myself.”
“Ah, I told you not to grow rampant like that!”
I was forced to hold down Ichigo-san more. Because of her cold, she didn’t pack much strength, but..Damn it, my gynophobia really isn’t helping my case! At this rate, I’ll get a nosebleed, and Ichigo-san will find out about my disposition!
“Stop, Ichigo.”
Thus, I was considering calling the little monster of my family, and forcefully rendering Ichigo-san unconscious—Using a wrestling move, of course. However, before I could use my final trump card, Suzutsuki arrived at the entrance, and called out to Ichigo-san.
“You’re not feeling well, right? You need to sleep.”
“Urk..However, Kanade-ojousama..”
“Ichigo, this is for your well-being, okay? It’s a shame that you can’t come with us, but we’ll bring some souvenirs with us.”
“..Kanade-ojousama!” Ichigo-san started tearing up. “You’ve grown up so well..”
You do remember that it’s still the child Suzutsuki inside of her, right?
“..Understood, I will protect the house.”
“Yup, that’s just fine.”
Ichigo-san was finally broken, and stayed calm..Thank god. Letting a sick person come with us was against my calm mind, but there’s also the part where letting her leave this place and roam into the free world. She’s constantly swinging around her chainsaw, right? If she did that in the middle of town, she’d be arrested. That’s why, as long as she stays at the residence..
“Odd Jobs-san.”
However, as if to betray my expectations, Ichigo-san called out to me. In her hand, she held a familiar piece of clothing.
“I-Ichigo-san, is that..”
“YES. A costume.”
“But, it’s different from the one before.”
“I worked all night to make it. You wear this during your trip at the amusement park.”
“Huuh!? Don’t joke with me! Why would I have to walk around like an eccentric weirdo!”
“Do you not like it?”
“Of course not!? Like hell I would..Waaah, don’t push the chainsaw against my neck! You’re scaring me!”
Ichigo-san’s chainsaw was on a rendezvous with my neck muscles. This ain’t no joke. Even if it’s a blunt chainsaw, it still is terrifying.
“Odd Jobs-san, I’m begging you, please wear this.”
“Even if you force this on me..!”
“I don’t want to become a criminal at my age.”
“What do you plan on doing!?”
“Don’t worry, I will guarantee as the president of Rouran Academy’s handicrafts club president. This costume feels great to wear.”
“..Really?”
“It’s like you’re in heaven.”
“I feel like I’ll be in heaven for a different reason!”
It took another 15 minutes until this whole conversation ended.
×
That’s the end of the flashback. As a result of that, Ichigo-san stayed in the residence. She’s probably sleeping right about now, or depressed at home, going ‘To think I can’t go to the amusement park with Kanade-ojousama..’. To be honest, it’s not that I can’t sympathize with her..But, I have my own problems.
“Urk..”
The passing visitors of the park all gave me dubious gazes. I can’t blame them—I’m wearing a costume after all, not to mention the one I wear during my work hours. Because Ichigo-san forced me, I had no other choice but to wear it after all. Now you can’t even tell who’s the customer and employee here. Just now, I got kicked by a brat as well.
“Suzutsuki, this costume is supposed to be different from the previous one, right?”
“Yeah, this one is a Mk2.”
“Mk2..”
“Ichigo did her best while making it.” Suzutsuki showed an innocent grin.
..Scary. What do you mean by Mk2? The original version already had countless other functions, like a nipple massage or electrical shocks. There’s no doubt in my mind that that weird maid added more dangerous functions.
“Tell me, what functions does this one have?”
“It makes you lose weight if you wear it.”
“Ahhh, so like a diet? So, how effective is it?”
“You’ll lose 30kg in 2 days.”
“Isn’t that a bit too much!?”
“Also, it has a fireworks function.”
“Fireworks?”
“If you do anything weird to me, you’ll turn into fireworks, is what Ichigo said.”
“......”
..Yup, I’ll blow up. What a violent function to add, seriously. Then again, I doubt it’s an explosive. After all, Suzutsuki might fall victim to the explosion if she’s close by. This is probably just a warning from Ichigo-san, namely that I don’t do anything weird to the young lady.
“Hey, what do you mean by weird, Onii-chan?”
“A child like you doesn’t have to know.”
“Hmm..Ah, right. I’m wearing new underwear today, wanna take a look? It’s cute, right?”
“Stop that! Don’t pull up your skirt!”
“Should I take it off and give it to you, then?”
“The law forbids children to strike deals like that!”
No, seriously, I’ll be arrested at this rate. What’s wrong with playing at an amusement park with a child!? Of course, that excuse won’t run at all, it’ll surely turn into some erotic play.
“You lolicon, you’re not even holding back in public?”
See what I mean? Masamune threw cold words at me with a harsh tone. She wore a similar one-piece like Suzutsuki, but her skirt was oddly short..Waah, I don’t know where to look. She’s really styled up herself, didn’t she. But, she seemed a bit restless, as she looked around. I wonder, (is there missing text here?)
“Young lady, how about we ride this first?”
Without Ichigo-san around, Konoe took the lead, and called out to her master. She wore stylish pants paired with a tight shirt, together with a cool-looking necktie. No matter how you looked at it, she was a handsome guy, but a girl in reality. As I was inspecting her clothes, our eyes met for a second, but she let out a faint ‘Hmpf’, and looked away.
..Still no good, huh. During these past two weeks, as we were working together to return Suzutsuki back to normal, I tried to make up with Konoe. However, things didn’t quite work out. I feel like we’re both feeling awkward towards each other..
“Nii-san, what’s that complicated expression for.”
As I was lost in thought, Kureha called out to me. She wore a jacket with hot pants, as well as kneesocks reaching up to her knees. It looks like she can move easily in that, but isn’t she cold?
“Are you unsure what to ride first?”
“Not at all.”
“The thrill ride seems interesting though.”
“I’m not too interested.”
“Why? It looks scary, and enjoyable.”
“It doesn’t seem all that scary to me.”
The reason for that is simple. Rather than some roller coaster or free fall, the wrestling training held at my home is far more terrifying, and gives me a much greater thrill.
“Also, the one who’ll decide what we ride is Suzutsuki, right?”
All people present here are Suzutsuki’s servants. Just now, Konoe asked for Suzutsuki’s opinion, so it’d be a basic idea to prioritize her desires, right?
“Hmmm..which one should I do?” Suzutsuki swallowed the tip of her index finger, as she showed a childish thinking gesture.
According to the pamphlet of this amusement park, there’s about 30 different attractions here, so it makes sense that you wouldn’t know which one to pick.
“I don’t think I need to see the Merry-Go-Round. I can always do that when I feel like it after all.”
“Always do that? I thought this park was closing today?”
“At home, you know.”
“What?”
“Onii-chan will be the horse.”
“Why!?”
Ichigo said ‘Odd Jobs-san has this odd interest in wanting to be treated like a horse and mounted’, you know?”
“Can you please not believe everything you hear?”
What misleading propaganda is this. That damn yandere maid. How low is she trying to pull my reputation? Her love for Suzutsuki is no joke.
“Come on, what about the sea lion show?”
“I can do that at home as well.”
“Am I supposed to be the sea lion?”
“It’s where you let others do your bidding while giving them fodder, right?”
“What an awful way to phrase it!”
“That’s your role after all, Onii-chan.”
“Why thank you for telling me.”
“Ehehe, no problem!”
“I was being sarcastic, you hear me!?”
Rather than being the odd jobs guy, I was demoted to a pet. What hurt the most is that I was already wearing a costume. When will the collar come?
“Young lady, how about that hero show over there?” Konoe offered an option since the young Suzutsuki apparently had trouble deciding.
A hero show..Now that’s aimed for even smaller children. Though I heard about some housewives watching those shows because of the handsome actors.
“No can do, we’d have to wait too long before the show starts.”
“I-Is that so..” The butler showed a dejected reaction.
She’s so dejected? I thought something was weird, and looked over at the billboard belonging to the hero show, reading the title—
‘Butler Squadron: The ButRanger’.
“....”
For a second, I felt dizziness assault me. The hell am I looking at? Butler Squadron? ButRanger? They probably combined Butler and Ranger for that, but it sounds obscene as a result of that. Also, why would there be allies of peace who work as butlers? This almost feels like it was directed at a real butler who was present, namely Konoe Subaru..
“Ah, look at that, Nii-san. They’re handing out balloons.”
“Balloons?”
I looked over, and found costumed people handing out balloons to the children around. I guess they must be the actors of that show, huh? I could see one handsome guy wearing a butler uniform, and another with glasses..Wait, hold on. This is just my imagination, right? These costumes look far too familiar..
“J-Jirou..”
It seems like Subaru-sama had a similar reaction.
“C-Calm down, Konoe.” I said, all in order to calm myself down.
After all, these costumes looked like they were modeled after me and Konoe. Although they looked a bit more cartoon-ish, I could clearly see the resemblance. Not to mention those balloons, they have the design of a certain murder sheep..
“Nya? Nii-san, you didn’t know?”
As we were shaking in terror, Kureha explained it with a natural tone of voice.
“The one who came up with that hero show was NaruNaru.”
“....”
I knew it. What an awful timeline this is. With NaruNaru, Kureha is referring to the glasses junkie Narumi Nakuru. She basically lives off creating BL material starring me and Konoe. And now, she created this hero show. Weird..wasn’t an amusement park supposed to sell hope and dreams? Why does this feel like I was pushed into a nightmare?
“K-Kureha-san, why did Nakuru come up with a hero show?”
“Well, this amusement park is going through a renovation soon, yeah? The sponsor for this is NaruNaru’s family.”
“Oh yeah, her family’s that toy manufacturer..”
So it’s basically her influence which allowed this. That wench, she’s relying on the fact that her parents are sponsors for this park in order to push through her own convenience and desires. I can already see the plot of her hero show. Maybe I could call for public slander.
“But, why did Nakuru’s family sponsor this place?”
“Did you not hear about it from Onee-sama? This amusement park here was having trouble with management and economy for a while, so the vice captain..”
“What did Schr?-senpai do?”
With vice captain, Kureha must be referring to Nakuru’s older sister Narumi Schr?dinger. But, why does her name appear now?
“When they came here before, she couldn’t ride the roller coaster.”
“What?”
“The roller coaster, you know. When the vice captain tried to ride it, she was told ‘You’re not tall enough’ or ‘Grade school students can’t ride it’, which is why..”
“....”
Is that why they bought it? I can see the angered Schr?-senpai run to her parents and beg them to buy up this park, all because they made fun of her for being small. I mean, in the end, it’s all her fault, although I get angry at that.
“That being the case, Musashino Land will be reborn as Narumi Land next year. NaruNaru said that ‘Once the renovation is done, Nakuru will invite Senpai and the others’, but what do you think?”
“You politely decline that offer once you get a chance.”
“Ehh, why?”
“I feel like the attractions will be filled to the brim with BL nonsense.”
I don’t even want to imagine it. Knowing that glasses junkie, she’ll probably say ‘All BL couples get free entry!’ or something like that.
“Hey, Onii-chan, what’s BL?”
“Eh..?”
Suzutsuki must have heard our conversation, and asked me this with an innocent tone.....This is bad. How should I explain this? Explaining BL to a young girl is way too dangerous, especially with no preparation at all.
“Hey hey, tell me!”
“Well, BL is..an abbreviation for bacon lettuce.”
“Bacon lettuce?”
“Y-Yeah. You often use it for sandwiches, right?”
“Yup! I love it! What about you, Onii-chan?”
“I-I like it myself.”
“Really? Then we’re the same!” Suzutsuki showed a bright smile.
Alright, this is going great. Explaining boys love to a girl who has yet to go through sex ed is way too hard of a task. Not to mention hearing that from a guy is a bit..
“Stupid chicken, what have you two been talking about? Did you decide on the attraction you want to check out?” Masamune seemingly got curious about our conversation, and called out to us.
Suzutsuki didn’t waste a breath, and spoke up.
“Hey, Usamin, do you like BL?”
“Huuuuuh!?”
Because of this sudden question, Masamune started panicking..Not good. This will definitely get even more annoying.
“Tell me. Do you like it? Do you not?”
“T-There’s no way I would like that!”
“Ehh, I really love it though.”
“Are you being serious!?”
“Yup, I eat it everyday.”
“Huuuh!? E-Eating? Is that some BL-related vocabulary?” The nasty rabbit was baffled.
Clearly, their conversations didn’t match up at all. Of course, bacon and lettuce don’t match up with boys’ love.
“D-Do you like it that much?”
“Why don’t you try it as well, Usamin? I’m sure you’ll get addicted to it.”
“Don’t scare me like that!”
“It’s fine, it’ll only be scary in the beginning.”
“E-E-E-Even if you tell me that..!”
“Also, Onii-chan said he likes it as well.”
“Why!?”
“It’s not weird for boys to like BL, right?”
“~~~!” Masamune looked at me with an awfully scornful gaze.
Gyaaaa, she totally has the wrong idea about things! Now I’ll turn into a BL lolicon! Seriously, how bad could that be.
“Stupid chicken, you..”
“C-Calm down, Masamune, the BL Suzutsuki is talking about refers to—”
“Don’t just explain it! There’s only one BL she could mean!”
“No, it’s not! Hear out Suzutsuki’s explanation then!”
“..Hey, Suzutsuki Kanade, what do you think BL is?”
“I mean, it’s the BL you use for sandwiches..”
“Sandwiches!?”
“You don’t know? Basically, you sandwich it, and—”
“S-S-S-Sandwich it!?” Masamune grew pale, as she panicked.
..This one’s done for. At this rate, no matter how much I explain, it’ll only cause her to panic more. My best bet is to change the topic entirely.
“H-Hey, Suzutsuki, did you decide on the attraction you wanted to see?” I asked, to which Suzutsuki nodded energetically.
Following that, she pointed in a certain direction.
“I want to try out that over there.”
“That?”
I followed Suzutsuki’s gaze..and found a large building that resembled an abandoned hospital—It’s a haunted house, a template attraction at an amusement park. Not to mention that the one they have here takes you at least 30 minutes to clear, which makes it pretty popular.
“A-A haunted house..”
A single maid started quivering in fear upon hearing her master’s request. Of course, it was none other than Sakamachi Kureha. She is absolutely terrified of anything occult related.
“What’s wrong, Kureha-chan? Are you scared?”
“W-Well, that’s..”
“Weird, you’re older than me, right?”
“!”
“Yet, you’re afraid of ghosts..Maybe you really are a chi—”
“No! I’m not scared at all! Haunted houses have nothing on me!” Kureha puffed out her chest, acting tough.
You can just be honest with yourself, being afraid of ghosts isn’t that childish.
“Then, that’s decided. Are you fine with that, Subaru?”
“Yes, whatever you wish for, young lady.”
“Fufu, then let’s go!”
The young lady walked on ahead, with us walking after her. Since this was the final day, we had to wait around thirty minutes, but because I was talking with everyone, it didn’t feel that long at all. And then, it was finally our turn. We showed the employee our tickets, and set foot inside the haunted house.
“Stop.” Suzutsuki stopped us. “Going in there together isn’t scary at all, so let’s split up.”
“So we’ll go one by one?”
“Nah, since we’re five people, it’s fine if we go as a group of two and a group of three, right? We’ll decide the teams with rock paper scissors, and the first two to win will be the group of two.” Suzutsuki said, and immediately took the fitting stance.
Wah, hold on, how am I supposed to prepare myself here! Ahhh, rock paper scissors it is! We all joined in with energetic voices, and at the end of it all..
“Ah, I won.”
“Urk..”
Three people put out paper, and two chose scissors. The two winners were Masamune and me, which also concluded the team building. Basically, Masamune and I were the first ones to set foot inside the haunted house.
“..Hmpf, so it’s you two first.” Having flashed paper during the decisive battle, Konoe now sounded clearly disgruntled.
Did she want to go first that badly? I feel like entering first is the scariest. Not to mention..
“Stupid chicken, why do you look so bothered?”
“I mean, that’s because you’re my partner.”
“What’s that supposed to mean!?”
“Because..you have a feeling for ghosts, right?”
“It’s not such a big deal, honestly. I sometimes hear voices, or any pictures I take have silhouettes of ghosts in them.”
“That’s why I hate this!”
“W-Why? No need to worry, if a real one appears, I’ll tell you.”
“I don’t need that!”
“Just to let you know, there are some in there.”
“Gyaaaaaah!?”
Who are you, I*o Junji!? That sounds awfully convincing! I don’t want this. I don’t want to walk through a haunted house with her of all people. This is the kind of development where we joke around, but a real ghost will actually appear. I might not be as bad as Kureha, but I’m not the biggest fan of ghosts and so on.
“It’s fine, I figured this might happen, so I studied horror movies.”
“Horror movies?”
“‘Exor*ist’, for example.”
“You’re basically asking to get possessed, right.”
“Also, ‘Nau*icaa of the Valley of the Wind’.”
“That’s a leap in genre alright!”
“It’s the same. In the end, you just have to tame them, right? Tell them you’re not scared, it’ll be fine.”
“I’m honestly more scared of what you’re trying to do!”
Is she some kind of exorcist? What’s there to tame, it’s a ghost. Either way, this haunted house sure as hell doesn’t feel great to me. My antenna was going off like crazy. It wouldn’t be weird if my old man suddenly appeared in front of me.
“Come on, let’s go.”
“Y-Yeah, got it.”
That being said, running away now would make me way too much of a chicken bastard, so I followed Masamune. As you’d expect, the inside was awfully dark. I heard that they’ll be adding Silent Sheep after the renovation is done. I’m glad I came today, I definitely don’t want to see that.
“Urk..”
Walking down a dimly lit hallway was as eerie as always. And for some reason, we need to walk like this for another thirty minutes. As a result of that, there’s an emergency exit on the way in case you started to feel sick or if you couldn’t handle the haunted house anymore.
“..Stupid chicken.” Masamune muttered with an awfully serious tone.
“W-What’s wrong?”
“Well, you know.”
“I know?”
“Behind you..No, it’s nothing.”
“It definitely isn’t nothing, right!?”
At least be honest with me! That’ll at least save me from some severe damage!
“Do your shoulders feel heavy?”
“N-Now that you mention it, my shoulders started feeling a bit heavier compared to before we entered..”
“Listen, you definitely, under no circumstances, can turn around, okay!”
“Y-Yes..” I turned into a robot that was only capable of nodding my head.
Let’s run away. This is the Demon Lord’s hideout. I’m sure some kind of urban legend will jump at me. A staircase to a different world would be fitting as well.
“..Not good, we’re leaving.”
“Eh?”
“We’re using the emergency exit. We can’t stay here.”
“Why..”
“Long and white fingers..around your neck..”
I did not waste a second, and immediately started dashing towards the emergency exit. Upon opening the door, I was showered with the dazzling sunlight. It seems like we made it outside. That being said, it was quite a ways away from the entrance. Did Suzutsuki and the others already enter? If they don’t escape soon, they’ll end up like ghost food..
“Stupid chicken, what are you doing?”
I was about to take out my smartphone and contact Konoe, when Masamune stopped me.
“Well, I was thinking of informing Konoe so that they escape themselves.”
“Why?”
“I mean, the poltergeist..”
“No need to worry, that was just me making stuff up.”
“..What?”
Making stuff up..Wait, don’t tell me..
“That’s right, I was lying. There’s no ghosts here, it’s just your average haunted house.” Masamune spoiled me with no remorse.
This damn nasty rabbit..She’s done me dirty. She just nonchalantly deceived me. Ahh, that’s so annoying. Even if I was scared, I can’t believe I just fell for that. And since I left already, there’s no way to get back inside again. No, more than anything, why did Masamune force me to go outside?
“—Stupid chicken.” As I was filled with doubts, Masamune pointed at me in embarrassment. “You—go on a date with me right now!”
“..What?”
In the midst of all the attractions that Musashino Land offered, from thrill rides, haunted houses, the one thing that shocked me the most were Masamune’s words.
×
“..Um, a date? Why?”
“Eh? Haven’t I told you enough already?”
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