Rebirth of the National Male God

v2 Chapter 218: Its him! Funny pets!

small house.

When Tai Shuwu's agent heard Du Xiaoguang's words at first, his already anxious mood was more difficult to control, but before he had a seizure, Du Xiaoguang had already said: "If you don't talk nonsense, go out."

Tai Shuwu's agent only remembered that Du Xiaoguang looked good-tempered, but actually very weird, especially his desire to control his show.

In desperation, Tai Shuwu's agent could only be silent, depending on the development of the situation.

Seeing that the guest of the "Infinite Challenge" program is very close to Tai Shu Wu, Yu En suddenly flashed her eyes and said softly, "With the current condition of Tai Shu, let alone looking for food, she can't even walk far. Far away, it’s better to be caught."

This sentence awakened everyone present who was still worried. Thinking about Yuen's words carefully, I felt that it was really such a thing.

Although I don't know how embarrassing it would be to be caught by someone in "Challenge Infinite", at least people will not watch Tai Shuwu die without eating or drinking.

Tai Shuwu's agent also suddenly realized that Du Xiaoguang specially led the people from "Unlimited Challenges" to Tai Shuwu's reason, showing an awkward expression for a while, thinking that he would be confused if he cares, so I better say less afterwards.

Unsurprisingly, Tai Shuwu met with 9 people, and was arrested by the people of "Infinite Challenge".

Maybe it was because the fever was too serious. Tai Shuwu’s mood and IQ were affected. When he was arrested, he shouted: "Who are you? Are you mistaken, ahem! This is an infinitely broken shooting location. Where did you come from? Let go of me, why? What is this?"

"Haha, don't you know? This time the "Challenge Infinite" and "Infinite Collapse" are jointly filmed, and now we are hunters and prey." The leader of the youth explained.

His voice is muffled and metallic, very recognizable.

Tai Shuwu must have heard it somewhere, and heard it more than once, but his hot brain is not as good as usual.

"He is... Zhou Tianhuang!"

"You are Zhou Tianhuang!"

Two voices sounded almost at the same time, one was Yuen in the small house, and the other was Tai Shu Wu in the show.

With the sound of this sound, the young man standing in front of Tai Shuwu readily took off his camouflage cap, revealing his iconic colorful turkey hair style, and then look at his face, because it is not as thick as usual. Smoky makeup will make Tai Shu Wu not recognize it immediately.

"I didn't expect my uncle to be so impressed with me, I can even recognize the plain face at a glance!" Zhou Tianhuang brushed the purple hair that fell from his forehead.

Tai Shuwu said, "Of course I am deeply impressed. Everyone knows that you and Si Huang competed for the rankings. You can't recognize you if you don't want to recognize it."

It is true that which pot is not opened and which pot is to be lifted, Zhou Tianhuang's face instantly turns black, "Where is Si Huang?"

"I don't know." Uncle Wu said.

"Aren't you from a program group, why don't you know?"

"If I knew it, I wouldn't have been so miserable."

Tai Shuwu regrets it.

If you said that you still had an opinion on Si Huang at the beginning, but after suffering the crime for a day, he would regret the choking with Si Huang before, and follow others obediently. He didn’t do anything that was shameless and skinny, not bad. Back. It turned out to be good, and the popularity was gone without the face and the guarantee of a good life was gone.

Why did Tai Shuwu decide to have a good life with Si Huang? Because he was not stupid, just by looking at Si Huang's departed skill, he knew that survival in the wild would definitely not be difficult for him.

Zhou Tianhuang saw that his expression did not seem to be lying, so he was not interested in continuing to chat with him, discussed with his teammates around him, and then a burst of malicious laughter sounded one after another.

Tai Shu Wu noticed something was wrong, and stared at the people close to him, "What are you doing?"

"Scream, scream, it's useless to crack your throat," one said.

Tai Shuwu was silent for a second, and then looked at the young man shyly, "Then you remember to be gentle, I am not young anymore. Although my figure looks good, I can't stand the **** nature of the young man."

The two people who were close to him: "..." The expression of cheating on his face amused Tai Shu Wu, the smug expression on his face flashed away, and his heart said: Fighting with uncle? It doesn't matter how long the uncle has been in this circle!

"Trash!" Zhou Tianhuang happened to catch Tai Shuwu's concealed expression. He pushed away the two teammates and quickly stripped Tai Shuwu's shirt clean.

Tai Shu Wu was stunned and stared at Zhou Tianhuang in disbelief. It took a few seconds before he suddenly realized, "You are so good!"

Zhou Tianhuang, who was waiting to see him begging for mercy with his embarrassed expression, turned red and black, "Damn! You're so good! Your whole family...really!" Zhou Tianhuang, who almost forgot that this is a show, will be broadcasted in time. Now, looking at Tai Shuwu's eyes again, it seems to be saying: "Sample~ Do you think your master will catch your skills!"

"Give him the props." Zhou Tianhuang took the lead.

The two young men with black faces immediately acted and took out the props from a cloth bag.

Tai Shu Wu saw what it was and exclaimed again, "Not only are you good uncles, you also like to play COS! The young people nowadays are really amazing!"

With their previous experience, the two young men's resistance was much stronger, and they ignored Tai Shuwu's mental attack and rudely put props on him.

A brown cotton blouse and a blue waistcoat. The trousers are particularly childlike white and orange bloomers. If this suit is worn on a child’s body, it must be particularly cute, but when it appears on a tall man like Tai Shuwu, it will make people unable to look directly at him, especially when he wears brown wolf ears and a large prop. tail.

"Puff—" "Puff hahahaha!" Continuous spray laughter sounded.

Zhou Tianhuang stared at Tai Shuwu with a look that wanted to laugh, endure, and at the same time disgusted, and then patted Tai Shuwu's shoulder after the transformation, "From now on, you are our hound."

Uncle Wu opened his mouth, then closed it, and there was a faint gritted voice.

In fact, without Zhou Tianhuang’s words, Du Xiaoguang’s voice has been heard in his earphones, “Congratulations, lucky guest, you have obtained a transforming suit and promoted to an orc! Starting today, you will be loyal to the "Unlimited Challenge" team. Until successfully captured by the next owner."

Lucky shit!

Tai Shuwu knew for the first time that the word lucky could still be used in this situation.

"Big-tailed wolf, give us a dance, and this will be for you~"

Tai Shu Wu looked up and saw the chocolate Zhou Tianhuang was holding.

Familiar packaging, he knows what it will taste without opening it.

Uncle Wu swallowed.

He hadn't eaten a bite in a day, and he was going to be hungry long ago.

Once again, Tai Shuwu cursed Du Xiaoguang's cruelty in his heart. Looking at the arrangement and configuration of other program groups, it is simply incomparable.

"Good! The emperor is very optimistic!" Uncle Wu called out in a voice.

Zhou Tianhuang, who originally wanted to watch Tai Shu Wu’s show, did not disgust people, but disgusted himself. Before Tai Shu Wu jumped for a minute, he mercifully threw the chocolate to Tai Shu Wu, "Okay! OK! No! Don’t be honest, I need eyes!"

Tai Shu Wu caught the chocolate, raised his eyelids when he heard the words, and said with a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, "What is the ethics? Is it as delicious as chocolate?"

Zhou Tianhuang and the others shook their shoulders again, almost wondering if the product in front of him is really too uncle Wu, how to say it is a big star with millions of fans, and he did it for a piece of chocolate.

Taking advantage of the short time they were in a daze, Tai Shuwu had already finished a bar of chocolate, and said to Zhou Tianhuang with unsettled thoughts: "The emperor is big, do you have any more, I will dance for you again, if you don't like it, sing a song for you also."

Zhou Tianhuang: "...get off!"

"I heard that Du Xiaoguang was a ghost before. I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it. Let's see how this man collapsed."

"Hi! I always feel that brain damage will be contagious, why do I have an unknown premonition."

"Don't, I still want to see Goddess Yu, I want to get in touch with her up close, don't see this kind of collapse then..."

The other members of "Challenge Infinite" whispered.

At this time, in the other direction, Si Huang had finished freshening up and returned to the place where he lived, and Lei Xu had also completed the task she had given him, and had prepared breakfast.

The two of them finished the breakfast together. Lei Xu pulled a leaf on his mouth and asked Si Huang, "What are your plans next?"

Si Huang said casually: "Our mission is only to survive in the woods for three days."

Lei Xu sighed, "It's not difficult for you at all, don't you think it is boring?"

"Then what do you want to do?" Si Huang asked him back, "Look for survival items? Each item has two choices, rewards and punishments.... Actually, it's not bad, now you are there."

Lei Xu understood what this meant. When he thought of what happened to him yesterday, he froze in his mouth, "Hehe, no, I think the props are enough. It would be nice to stay here for another two days on vacation." Even if he stays here for two days, it is impossible for him to continue to live in that tree cave!

Lei Xu glanced at the tree hole in disgust, spit out the scum of leaves in his mouth, and was about to leave to find materials for his new residence, when he suddenly heard Si Huang's voice, "Come here."

Lei Xu didn't even think about walking up to her, "What are you doing?"

A straw circle made of branches was worn on his head.

Lei Xu, who was suddenly given a gift, was stunned for half a second, just about to tear off the childish stuff from his head.

His hand was stopped by Si Huang, "Don't move, I did it specifically for you."

"If you want to help me, don't do such naive things. Help me build a nest together, at least as much as you can live in." Lei Xu was confused by her gentle tone and moved slowly.

"That's what I said," Si Huang nodded, "I haven't finished the place where I live. One extra labor today should make me sleep more comfortable tonight."

"Damn!" The smile was half choked by Si Huang's words, and Lei Xu spit on himself and thought that this enchanting evildoer would really get better, "Did you make a mistake? I said to help me..."

"I am the master, I have the final say." Si Huang thought about his words.

Lei Xu turned around and left with anger. As a result, his foot was pulled by the chain again. When he turned around, he saw the demon in angel skin leaning on the tree trunk and smiling to himself, "Look, why would I be bored? Bored teasing Pets are just fine."

It took two seconds for Lei Xu to understand that the pet in this statement was himself, and the dark golden silence burned again.

Si Huang smiled happily, but the next moment, her smile suddenly stopped, and then a little bit became unpredictable.

Lei Xu was startled by her sudden face change, and blurted out and asked, "What's wrong?" It was too late to take it back.

"Here is a new mission." Si Huang said.

Lei Xu asked in surprise: "Why didn't I receive it?"

"This is a task for people."

"What do you mean?"

"You are a pet now."

"..."

There is no such occupational discrimination.

Lei Xu decided to hate Du Xiaoguang.

As for why not hate Si Huang?

If he could hate Si Huang, he would have hated it a long time ago, and would not try his best to send it to him.

This newly released mission is called "Rescue the Little Wolf". Mission reminder: Dear guests, your teammate was captured by the evil hunter in the forest and cast a transformation curse on him, making him a big loyal to his master. Tail wolf, now the heroic moment to show your justice has arrived, go and rescue the poor little wolf from the hands of the wicked.

Not to mention that Si Huang was stunned by Du Xiaoguang’s pretentious tone. Lexian and Yu Lianyun also heard the task prompt. Their first reaction was not to save the teammates, but to be silent for several seconds at the same time. What did they think about, and then they greeted Du Xiaoguang in their hearts. They knew what they knew-your sister! Even if you survive in the wild, there are still hunters!

Lexian and Yu Lianjun felt physically and mentally exhausted when they thought that there were a group of hunters who didn't know the number and role in the dark.

"I think I can go and see." Le Xian said to Yu Lianyun, "I think the person caught should be his uncle, and Si Huang will definitely go after receiving this assignment."

Yu Lianyun didn't change his expression, "Do you want to see Si Huang?"

Le Xian hesitated: "I think it would be more comfortable to be with Si Huang."

Yu Lianyun: "...okay." She sighed, "Actually, I feel the same way."

The last look at Le Xian made Le Xian feel that his male dignity has been questioned. He pretended not to see it, so the situation forced him to stop trying, "Can you go?"

"No problem." Yu Lianyun stood up.

The two walked out of the cave together and followed the direction indicated by the mission. About ten minutes later, Yu Lianyun suddenly said, "Who is the fifth guest?"

"Uh!" Le Xian also forgot that there is this one, "I don't know, maybe I will run into it."

Yu Lianyun didn't say more.

However, they didn't know that when they received the quest to'Save the Little Wolf', the nine people from Zhou Tianhuang also received the task of'Guardian Little Wolf'.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t mention the messy task reminder. Anyway, Zhou Tianhuang and they all have disgusting expressions, but thinking of the people they will meet next, Zhou Tianhuang's face is red and shouted: "Boys! Are you ready? Tell me! What is our purpose!?"

"Get rid of Xueba! Get rid of the good boys of other people's mothers! Get rid of the stinky boy who robbed all the beautiful girls! Ho Ho Ho!" the young men in camouflage uniforms shouted in unison.

This two-in-the-two spirit, the rebellious wind rushed over, leaving Yuen and others watching the small TV speechless, only listening to Du Xiaoguang said: "Tsk tut! I know it is a school bully, a good boy in his mother's mouth, who can steal everything. The stinky boy with the pretty girl actually thought that you mob can deal with it? I laughed to see how you died."

This style of painting... Forgive them for not being able to understand, it can only be said that it is indeed a reality show.

A trembling of Yuen's pocket interrupted his thoughts, and he walked out of the room silently, and took out his phone to read it until the corridor where no one was there.

Yuen was stunned by the name of the call, and then settled down and pressed to answer.

"Hello, I'm Si Huang's agent Yuene."

The caller obviously paused, and then the man's steady voice came out, "...Hello, I am Si Huang's uncle."

"Yes, I know." Yuene calmly said, "Because Si Huang is currently recording the show, his mobile phone is temporarily handed over to me for safekeeping, and there is no way to answer your call."

"It turned out to be like this." Bai Mifeng smiled and said, "I don't know where he recorded the show. I just happened to be in the capital, so I can come and see him directly."

Yuen's brows frowned slightly, and the other party's tone sounded like a commanding attitude, and did not mean to ask for consent. He was about to refuse, and suddenly remembered that Si Huang had mentioned Bai Mifeng with him before, and changed his words, "If you are not too troublesome, I think Si Huang will be happy, here is..."

After telling Bai Mifeng the address of the shooting, the two did not chat any more, and hung up the phone after saying goodbye.

Yuen looked at the black screen of the mobile phone for a while, thinking that the attitude when Qi Sihuang and him mentioned Bai Mifeng was definitely not respectful, but more like a bad intention, just like he once said to him that'fenghua is our enemy'. When speaking, he also had such cold eyes and smiled inexplicably.

"Mr. Qin doesn't speak so much air, he deserves to come and die." Yu En muttered softly.

"Mr. Yu? What are you doing here?" a female employee passing by asked.

Yuen looked up without any difference, "Answer the phone, and I will go in."

Female employees also want to enter the small room, and the two go together.

As soon as he came in, Yuen heard a burst of laughter belonging to Zhou Tianhuang in the audio, "Hahahahaha! This time, let's see how you lose in my hands! Hey! YOYOYO~! I am Zhou Tianhuang, I am the most handsome ! Whatever Si Xiaohuang is, I will lose too! YOYOYO~!" Speaking of rap with a self-beating rhythm, it's hard to mention the frenzy.

Yuen: "Puff."

Several colleagues around him cast strange glances at him.

Yuen's head is still the serious face of the elite fan, "Nothing."

He just thought of a particularly popular phrase on the Internet-Nozuonodie.

What else?

There are always people who want to murder me!

However, I always tell Diao Min what is Wang Fa.

Yu Yu felt that Tian Huang could still fight Si Huang in the music last week. As for the force value, it was purely to find the rhythm of abuse.

He suddenly looked forward to Zhou Tianhuang's end.

The rescue and protection mission is in progress.

Time is brewing changes.

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