Dungeon Prowler : One Man Army

305 We follow like pets

Lana looked around the table and saw that no one seemed to find falsehood in the tale Yunan just spoke so she asked "how lucky are you?". That brought a commotion of responses. "Luckier than all of us combined", "we have gained some rather good things just by second hand luck". "calling him a god of luck is an understatement", "the guy has such good luck even gods lose miserably when they go against him".

"gods, as in multiple, you went against multiple gods, hold on, let me get this straight, you not only met multiple gods, you fought against them and won hard enough they did not retaliate?". Lana was dumbfounded, her quiet temperament was forgotten at the increasingly absurd claims. "i know right! This is unbelievable, he even got a lot shards of divinity as compensation, heck, he even got a full divinity because he stumbled on a cave and buried some dead bones" Balin vented some frustrating too, making Rana choke on her own breath.

"They attacked me, am i supposed to let them go, if it wasn't for that minx Venus trying to separate me and my beloved wives, none of that would happen" Yunan tried to defend himself but was rebutted with a counter he could not deny from Fae "you just had to refuse her advances, if you just laid with her nothing would even start". Yunan was frustrated so he said " i was dating Luna seriously then, i could not cheat on her". Leader brought up the counter argument this time, she said "it's not like she would have been against it, she was actively trying to get you a harem ever since your second date"

"That is true, it would have been more fun if we had a goddess of love in the harem" confirmed Fortuna with her wicked gaze. "Dont put bad ideas in her head, now she might even introduce some goddesses to me, i like my harem as it is, no further additions needed"." I don't care how many women you have, I want grandchildren to play with before i die"," listen, even your mom says the more the better, so what is the point of having too few"," no, no, no! We are not making my harem bigger, end of discussion". "AAh how youthful, they make me miss my young reckless self, those were some good times". "Shut up oldie you should focus on raising the current daughter you have, if she turns out as bad as we did you will get a pummelling, it has been a while since i last punched you".

And suddenly the conversation drifted from how Lucky Yunan was to other things as fast as lighting, luckily he wasn't very willing to continue talking about the subject, in the midst of the chaos of conversation Lana and Rana looked at each other with complicated looks, they seriously did not know what to believe or to reject, they whispered to each other "what do you think about him?", "he should be fine to work and live under him", "what about his friends", "they won't do us any harm as long as we don't cross him, I don't know why, but that is the feeling i get", "we should ask why they treat him like a king". "fine, i suppose they might be feeling a bit honest today".

Rana coughed twice to get some attention "since you guys are feeling honest and answered our questions i have one more thing i want to know, why do you guys treat him so well, i can expect that from lovers but you guys just do what he wants unconditionally". There was silence in the room and the first to answer was Hephaestus.

"For me it's the sincere and honest personality, even if he wanted something for himself, many other will benefit from it, i benefited much from just fulfilling his requests". Fortuna followed "yeah, his sincere way of behaving is too rare in this world, luckily i was always the one demanding and benefiting from him, but i would say that as long as he can keep me entertained, i can do anything for him".

Leader summed it up for Debauchery "when we first met him, he was a kid who wanted to be a hero, in less than one year he became our hero, he is a true hero, he saves those who deserve it and punishes the wicked, but most of the time, he just cares for this big family, i don't remember him being selfish about something ever since we met Reina, even as a child he was more concerned about the big family he was making, therefore we don't find his orders too hard to accept, as long as he stays like this, there is nothing we can do about following him like his loyal pets, we just can not resist the charm of a family man".

Yunan himself did not know what leader was talking about, true, he cared about his beloved most of all and thought about making everyone happy and getting strong enough to keep them all safe, he was wicked and cruel, he was selfish and childish when it came to killing and torture, he does not discriminate between innocent and wicked when he was punishing those who harmed his beloved, most of all he was no hero, because he caused the death of many and only saved a fraction, his moral code did not have anything to do with morality, it worked on his whims.

Finally Lana and Rana found the understanding they were looking for, Yunan was not bound by morality, otherwise he would not have taken interest in them from a simple "glance", he recognised loyalty and for what ever whimsical reason, he singled them out and they met his criteria for people to help, that was the scariest thing to them, as long as they fit his criteria they can be safe, but as soon as they do something that crossed a single one of his lines, they would forfeit their lives.