337 Doing paperwork
With one baby already on the way, there was nothing the girls could do but to find someone to teach them how to be mothers, since Yunan had told them to drop everything and just be trophy wives, they decided to follow his will and let it be, until their children were able to climb the Dungeon on their own. After some consideration, Yunan thought it would be a good training for them to work in an orphanage, that way they can learn the patience and fortitude required to have children, a rule to not use magic around the kids was born, one had to feel the pain of parenting to be called a parent.
Yunan left the wives to their machinations and went to spend a week with Fortuna in her realm, this was decided by the wives to clear up the pent up jealousy Luna had, it worked out very well, and Yunan got to see Fortuna in charge for once, she was different from the obedient little lamb when she was around him, she was a goddess and acted like one, she had her own retinue and some gods as underlings, and the souls in her realm were all people who worshipped her in the same fanatical fervour that the most senior religions enjoyed.
Yunan had never been part of the paperwork that gods had to do even though he had a complete divinity because the dream divinity was not as influential on the daily lives as the other divinities like luck, love, and work. As the husband who tamed the goddess Yunan was under some scrutiny from the moment he stepped inside the realm, some gods were jealous, some were skeptical and some were hating and spiteful, still, none of them dared voice out their thoughts because the iron lady luck was not a very tolerant person.
Yunan witnessed first hand how his kitten turned into a ferocious tigress, directing the realm and business with an iron fist, she led him to throne of the realm sat him down and sat in his lap, paper and stamps and measuring dials were filling the table beside the throne, that table should have been for a drink and some fruit and not for paperwork and measuring devices. "Start with Hephaestus, his stuff are best dealt with first, oh, give this man a bit more luck as long as keeps working hard to guide his success, be careful not to cross paths with any gods like the merchants or the thieves, do a ward against theft and fraud for now", same for these three, remove this girls luck with male customers she is about to breakthrough and we don't want her to be distracted or fall under the jurisdiction of the love faction". That went on for an hour or so, time was not very defined in this realm.
Yunan noticed why Fortuna started with the work sent by Hephaestus even though she had stacks of left over work from other gods, the paperwork was neatly done, there was the complete identification of the subject, the requested help or the things that need to be changed from earlier cooperation, and finally an observation about things that may interfere with Fortuna, for example if the man was marked by cupid to fall with a certain person but due to his luck he may find two or three willing to fall in love with him.
Then when the work of the other gods came about she started getting edgy and frustrated, the identification was lacking, the requests or complaints were as vague as fog, there was no mention of possible or existing crossed paths with other gods and goddesses, and there was even some with only a face and a few words, those were put on certain pile in certain pit, the response to those was as Fortuna said "get these into the fuck-off pile", "but these are from Satan we can not keep ignoring him, last time he even started an invasion". "Them send them back in an envelope saying fuck-off, i have no time to waste unless if you want to fill in the blanks then bring back later with all the information otherwise get me the next batch".
Some minor gods who were on the duty of filling the blanks were seriously glaring at the girl who just spoke, working on filling the blanks of the paperwork was something like finding a needle in a haystack when there is no wind and no fire was around, and giving them any more than they already have was just cruelty. The girl shut her mouth and added to the pit already overflowing. Fortunately Yunan was around or that girl would have to do the grunt work for her words.
Yunan even took the chance to help out too, his stressed out wife was very unpleasant to watch, he handled some minor things about items that dealt with simple coincidences, for example a merchant god wanted an orphan who had an affinity for trade to start his path by a stroke of luck, "make it so that an honest merchant sees him pick up some fallen jewellery and trades with him, teaching him the honest path and giving him a good deal to start him on the path of trade, we need more honest merchants". "This one is from a death god, his favourite assassin is stuck on a mission and needs help, he offered us a hefty price if his assassin successfully kills his target said one of the helping gods" before Fortuna rejected the deal Yunan stopped her "make his luck better until he kills the target than switch off the extra luck, we only need to help him kill the target, nothing else is our business, it would be great if there is bad luck due to a stupid thing like crossing after a black cat or cursing a horse shoe, small things like that". Fortuna had a glint in her eye as she passed all the morally dubious stuff to him.
A case that had many gods tangled in it was a very bad guy, he was cheating on his wife, scamming his customers, cruel to his employees, and all in all a very bad person, the gods were not able to punish him because he had a lucky charm passed down in his family that prevented so much harm from reaching him, this is how Yunan dealt with it " make him forget the lucky charm when cheating, get an angry employee to punch him, the punch only has to land so that the other employees would call the authorities, the disgruntled employee would then expose what he knows, the wife and the lovers would all meet when trying to make sure the guy is fine, the charm would lose its power because the owner did too many bad deeds, get help from karma, they can punish him accordingly".