Circ.u.mventing Fate

Chapter 77 - Ant Skit Episode 4: Double Terror (post 39)

????: Hello, I am now the commentator for Circ.u.mventing Fate...this was the brib-

Author : *Ahem* ????

????:????...I mean a new beginning for us all...the subtlely...? (continued on Ch38)

FarahW fan letter response : I love it..I'm officially your fan Mr Ant ???????????? ?ummm...is that your name?

**Author later in office reads fan comment**

Author : Does he have a name?

Lei Xing : *shrugs* How should I know?

Author : You spent so much time drawing him, how rude!

Lei Xing : Well, you created him...how incompetent!

????: I'm right here you know ????...? *standing in front of the door*

Author : Ah, there's our star! Come, come...sit.

????: I came to discuss the sala-

Author : Ah, your fans would like to know your name.

????:???? Fa-fans? Really?

Author : Yes, they all love you, You are on the way to the top! No more foraging for the Queen, YOU will be the QUEEN!

????: Ah, I'm a guy...

Author : Irrelevant! Can you see your name on the billboards, covered in bright lights, gold plated, the crowd all screaming for, for -...Ah, what's your name again?

????: *Still starry-eyed* Bo!

Author : Bo? Bo, Bo...What's that short for?????

????: Borentious!

Lei Xing : ????

Author : *glares at LX*smiles at????* ...The Crowd all screaming "ANT!!"

????: But my name is -

Author : You are "The ANT" - The one and only, it has power!

????: Power?????

Author : Yes, you are THE ANT!

*Author walks ???? to door*

Author : I can see it, you are going places, "The ANT" just imagine it, now out you go to rest, while I work on paving your way to the top, "THE ANT!"

*Author pushes????out, closes door and sighs*