Author : Did anyone miss the dowager? Well, for those who did, here she is!

(??ヮ?)?*:??????: *ヽ(?ヮ?ヽ)

Nkatar : Send the dowager back, I did not miss her. She is back to ruin the fun, sigh!

????: But she's a great person once you get to know her, just a bit...um, misunderstood...she's the only one who actually listens to me, the others are *sigh* ????...She even made me breakfast the other day????...well I did have food poisoning after ...I think the eggs were expired or something????, but that's LX's fault! She's in charge of groceries????

Nkatar : ???? spoilt eggs, you sure about that? ????! But I guess people like her are needed for story to be more entertaining. After all, it is not a palace without scheming.

????: ???? Probably...the eggs were spoilt, right?

Lei Xing : *shrugs* ?Yeah sure, let's go with that.

Author : ... ???? Well, you're fine now that's all that matters ????????

????: What does that mean?????

Author : ...???? Moving on...Yes, the dowager really does spice up the story pot ????...See what I did there? Stirring pot - Story pot...

????:???? Am I missing something?

Lei Xing : ????

Author : Tch, tough crowd????...Both of you out!

Lei Xing : *scoff* You shouldn't blame us for your sense - or lack of humor...How about I help you work on that? We ca-

Author : I don't need your help, OUT!

????: Wait, you haven't answered my question...the egg-

Author : Dude, no one cares about your eggs, if you have any problems go see the chef!

**Author shoves the two out the door and slams it shut and locks it**

Lei Xing : *pouts at door* Tch...Where am I supposed to go now? *walks off*

**???? follows behind LX, LX rounds the corner and ducks back and bumps into ????**

????: Um, Lei Xing, what did you guys mean by that? The eggs were spoilt, right?

Lei Xing : ???? That was your conclusion...so let's go with that.

????: But what -

Lei Xing : Shhhhh *????????, then whispers* Look I didn't cook or eat your eggs, you said it's spoilt so it is...Leave me alone!

**Phone buzzes, LX looks at it and ?????????♀??????????♀??????????♀? in the opposite direction**

????: ???? But...Why are they all being so weird about it? *sigh*