Chapter 675: Extra (2) : The true Boss

Greetings to all my maids and butlers.

By now, you must know who I am or get ready to see some nice scratches on your face. Mind you, my claws are very lethal. But for those few not so bright servants, I will go an extra mile and introduce myself because I have a very big heart.

I am Qingqing, the Boss of this house where all the servants diligently serve me. Yes, the humans here think that everything is under their control, but it's so pitiful to watch them that I let go of it. The Queen is very generous.

But this Queen is not happy at all because of these human servants! They make my life as a cat so difficult and treacherous. Sometimes, I wonder if I was really alright in that other place I was originally in. The pesky humans didn't bother me much apart from that one human who seemed to have made crying the main motto of his life. Like a lot of crying.

But even so, that servant was tolerable. He was never late in serving me my feast. He brushed my beautiful fur just the way I wanted and smiled at me even if I hissed at him. He was a beautiful sight to behold. But, he cried a lot.

"I am s-sorry..I am so useless.."

Well humans are useless in general but no need to beat yourself so hard for it.

He cried so much that I could never come to scratch him. Poor servant was already suffering, so I spared him.

But that other arrogant human! Yes, the one always lying around dangerous and sharp tools and filling the air with the nasty smell of all sorts of colorful waters in those small thin and shiny things that would break if they fall! Yes, that human who was less of a human but more of a devil!

"Heh. Don't forget that I brought you here. You are just a pet occasionally useful for my research. Don't get cocky."

The nerve of him to think that the place belonged to him! How dare he challenge this Queen's authority? Repeatedly! Preposterous! How could I ever suffer this humiliation!? I vow to take revenge!

I will make my kingdom somewhere else and have lots of servants working for me who will crush you one day!

And so I made my way into this new home. But why all the humans here are so dumb!?

This one human who once declared to that devil that she will take me with her has her head floating too much in the clouds! I wonder if her top compartment is empty.

It's not like that servant is not nice. But she tries to kill me too many times by smothering me against her chest!

"Qingqing, you are so cute!!" She would chirp and say. "Aish your fur is so soft!"

Of course it is. I groom myself really well. But you are suffocating me, stupid servant!

Then there is this other human who has his head floating in the clouds too for all different reasons! He looks at his human wife with too much doting that I want to puke. He follows her like a stupid dog which is too annoying to take.

He wakes up before her. Kisses her on her forehead. Goes for a bath. Kisses her on the forehead again. Wear clothes. Kisses on her forehead again. Then leaves to work to earn money for serving me. Kisses her yet again but this time on the lips! And somehow that kiss is not so innocent like the other ones! Sometimes, they even end up on the bed God knows how.

Shameless humans. As a cat, I have seen too many things that I shouldn't have. These humans waste too much of their time with these mushy things and forget to serve me!

So, I occasionally scratch my paws on his face to take my revenge - the face which his human wife thinks is Godly handsome, but meh. He cannot beat me in beauty. Anyway, I also hiss at him to show my anger after giving him a taste of my paws.

But like I said before, his head is even more in the clouds than his human wife! He doesn't get affected at all no matter how much I scratch him! He treats his wife way too dearly even at the cost of my happiness!

Like if she is sad, he will pick me from my throne only to entertain her! Such humiliation! Why should I act like a joker to make her laugh? First of all, she is not sad because of me, so why should I make any effort to console her? Even if she is sad because of me, that will be because she didn't serve me properly and of course I will punish her so again, why should I make any effort to console her?

Humans are so weird.

I am not your entertainment, dumb humans! You are my servants. Don't forget your roles!

Now imagine two people having their heads in the clouds and having children of their own. This world's peace is at stake.

That's exactly what happened!

Two rascals came along one day. I thought they would pledge their entire lives to serve me. But somehow they end up thinking that we are equals! Such a humiliation to compare me to your inferior species..

They were still cute when they only babbled baaabaaa. But now they are a little grown up and are showing their true colors!

"Qingqing!" The girl giggles and touches my head. Which is still fine.

Ughh!

But her brother who is squeezing me to his chest like his human mother does is not fine for me! Let go of me you brat!

But this boy only sees me with an expressionless face though I can see the irritating sparkles in his eyes.

Ever since they started growing up, they started hovering around me as if I was some source of their amusement. They wanted to be with me when I eat, sleep, hell even take my private time in the litter!

"Qingqing, let's go!"

Her brother also nods his head.

"Our little brother is awake. Let's all play together!"

This is my time to rest, you brats!

These two brats forcibly take me into their human parents' room.

"Baaaaa.."

The girl giggles and puts me on the bed when I see another pitiful baby. Yes, after these two little brats, the humans with their heads in the clouds had another brat.

"Baaaaa!" He looks at me and waves his hand.

"Haha, Liwei wants to touch you," the human sister laughs. The human brother is poking his little brother's cheek as if he is some rare specimen.

I look into the little human's eyes which are shining so brilliantly.

You are cute, I suppose, but only after me.

"Baaaa.." he softly calls me again.

I sighed and sat beside him and let him touch my fur. He giggles which is actually very pleasing to hear. He is very warm and soft.

And now I see his human siblings dozing off to sleep.

Hah, you already played so much before. Finally you know the meaning of a good sleep!

They slowly roll on the bed, snoring.

Finally, I have some peace.

"Baaaaa.."

But this little human servant is still calling for me. Guess I have to take care of this brat for sometime.

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I nudge my nose against his cheek and settle beside him.

Life as a cat is so hard. So you, the third brat, grow up nicely to become a good and capable servant of mine. The most important thing is to please me.

After all, I am the true Queen and Boss of this house, hahaha!