Chapter 165: Chapter 164: No SSR in This Game

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Chen Mo replied soon after.

“Tomorrow 8pm at room 10013 on Moyu streaming website I’ll show you guys how to properly draw SSR cards and what being lucky truly means!”

The Weibo was quickly reposted by fans.

“What? Chen Mo is streaming?”

“He’s drawing SSRs on stream? Are you trying to rub salt on our wounds?”

“I mean, you’re the designer, you change the rates as you please. It wouldn’t even be surprising if you drew SSR cards every time!”

“Do you want more haters?”

“I’ll be waiting for tomorrow night just to talk trash!”

“Can I rub some of your luck off you? Please!”

“Who cares about drawing SSRs, I want to watch you play Warcraft!”

“Yeah, can you please show us the way as Silent again?”

It didn’t take long for the Weibo to get more than fifty thousand reposts.

Moreover, Moyu also gave Chen Mo’s stream a special promotional spot, titled: Onmyoji’s designer Chen Mo will teach the techniques for drawing SSRs himself!”

The players were confused, was there really a special technique?

Could it be that failing the draw the symbols will affect the result of the drawing process?

Many players curiously waited at room 10013 for Chen Mo’s stream to start.

At 8pm, the livestream started.

The viewers were greeted with long slender legs.

Gokuraku Jodo started playing, and three beautiful female cosplayers cosplaying Onmyoji characters started dancing.

The haters were all confused.

“What? These girls are so pretty!”

“Where’s Chen Mo? Which one of these is Chen Mo?”

“Don’t think we’ll forgive you just by showing us a few pretty girls, unless you’re giving us their contact number!”

“I thought we were gaining something from this, we’ve been had!”

“It’s over already? Don’t leave yet!”

“Go away Chen Mo, I wanna watch the girls dance!”

After the dance was finished, the girls went off screen, and the screen switched a huge poster of Onmyoji characters.

There was a small table and five single sofas in front of the poster. Chen Mo and the three cosplayers sat on the sofas, along the female host.

Chen Mo didn’t dress up for this occasion, and wore what he usually would.

This was a streaming space by Moyu, there were also professional videographers hosted. Chen Mo looked quick relaxed and there was some back and forth with the host.

“Let’s welcome Mr Chen Mo to our studio. I’m joined with three cosplayers, we’ve all played Onmyoji, but none of us have any SSR. I’ve probably spent the most money here at around eight hundred RMB, and I haven’t seen a single SSR,” said the host.

Chen Mo replied,”That’s why I’m here to show you guys how to draw SSRs.”

“Yes, and we at Moyu had made some preparations according to Mr Chen Mo’s specifications. Let’s take a look,” said the host.

One of the cosplayers had a brand new phone in their hands.

The host held the phone and shook it at the camera, “As you can see, this phone is brand new, so there’s no chance that we could’ve done anything to it. Now, Mr Chen Mo will open it.”

Chen Mo grabbed the phone and downloaded Onmyoji. He also closed his eyes to create a random account, and got the ID and phone number of a staff member.

“You guys all saw, there is no way that through the entire process that we could’ve rigged anything.” Chen Mo showed the phone to the camera. “I’ll now show you guys the proper way to draw SSR.

“First, you must be sincere when you draw SSRs, anything can happen when you put your mind to it as they say...”

Chen Mo continued to make up a story as he went through the story in game. The host, cosplayers and viewers at home had their eyes peeled, afraid that they would miss anything.

It didn’t take long before he beat the story and was able to start drawing cards, and drew Yuki Onna, the first draw set by the system.

Chen Mo paid thirty thousand RMB for credits in the game.

“Now take a look, I’ve put in thirty thousand RMB into this account. There is plenty of jade for us to draw many many times. Can you guys guess how many SSRs we’ll be able to draw?

“Wow, you guys are saying three? You underestimate me. I was born under a lucky star!

“Five? Seven?

“You guys have no idea how lucky I am. Now don’t blink because I will now show you how to draw SSRs.”

Chen Mo got a basin of water from the side.

“First, you must cleanse your hand and your face.”

Chen Mo cleansed himself as he said, and dried himself using a towel.

“Alright, now it’s time for the miracle!”

Chen Mo drew a star on the screen, and the animation played!

Everyone had their eyes glued to the screen.

It was a R rarity Shikigami, Sanbi no Kitsune!

“Pfft!” the host could barely hold back his laughter.

Chen Mo let out a few embarrassed coughs, “Ahem, it’s fine. Even the most lucky person can fail sometimes. I’ll show you guys another technique.”

Chen Mo grabbed an incense burner from the side and lit three joss sticks.

“Oh great Buddah, please grant me an SSR!”

Chen Mo drew another star, and drew another R, Kodokushi!

Chen Mo was a bit embarrassed, “Haha, don’t worry, I still have a lot of methods of drawing cards I haven’t shown. Just treat the previous two as sacrificial ones.”

Chen Mo moved the basin of water and the incense burner to the side, “These are all things of the outside. Drawing cards must come from the inside, like this.”

Chen Mo said to the phone, “Balala fairy! Show yourself, my SSR!”

Another R card appeared, Hotarugusa!

The corner of Chen Mo’s mouth twitched, “Don’t worry. I still have a lot of strategies, I’ll pass it all on to you guys today.”

Chen Mo showed many many different strategies.

Five second delay, draw on the hour, cumulative draw, emotionally touch Shikigami method, call daddy method, change name method, do better art method...

Chen Mo tried all the different methods. After a whole hour of drawing, other than a duplicate Yuki Onna and a Youko, he didn’t draw any other SR, not to mention SSRs!

The cosplayers and host couldn’t hold back their laughter, and the chat was going wild too.

“Hahaha, Chen Mo proved himself that SSRs doesn’t exist in this game!”

“He even did all those things so seriously, maybe it depends on your bloodline!”

“Would Chen Mo go back and increase the drop rate for these cards?”

“I didn’t think Chen Mo would be someone so unlucky hidden in plain sight, I feel better now!”

“I feel like Chen Mo was about to cry at the end, hahahaha!