608 Bedroom advice

Zi Han didn’t know that his mother would be the type of auntie who would be so enthusiastic about marriage and bedroom matters. The subject of sex ended when she said, “Don’t get anyone pregnant and stay away from girls,” and that was it.

One can only imagine his reaction when his mother started talking about bedroom matters with both auntie Yi and auntie Lin. They were sort of giving him advice but at the same time, they weren’t. They were enjoying this conversation way too much.

Unable to bear it anymore he finally said, “You do know that I am a boy, right?” but that only got them even more enthusiastic.

“So what? The mechanics is more or less the same. Who among us hasn’t done it like you guys do?” said auntie Yi and sure enough none of them raised their hands. Zi Han’s eyes widened as he couldn’t believe it.

Didn’t straight couple stick it to the kitty and probably the mouth? Zi Han’s mind exploded like he had found something very interesting.

“I tried it and it feels a little weird at first but the second time around it was quite enjoyable,” said Lin Ruoxi and Zi Han could only blame himself for interfering in their conversation. He should have stayed away from it otherwise he wouldn’t have to be this embarrassed.

“You hate it but it’s our duty as mothers to advise you. You might not be a girl but this advice works either way,” said auntie Lin and Zi Han’s ears felt so hot that he just wanted to rub them.

“What about Yi Chen? Why aren’t you giving him advice?” asked Zi Han thinking he shouldn’t be the only one to suffer the ordeal.

“Who said he isn’t... why would we separate you two? It’s because we forgot that we didn’t have this conversation. Yes, you have probably done it so many times but we still have to educate you,” said Zi Xingxi.

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Zi Han, “...”

“You shouldn’t judge each other. Everybody have their little preferences or you can call them fetishes. If your husband likes something you should be open-minded. You should allow some room to have the conversation with no judgment. If it is something you can compromise on then why not. The same goes the other way around. If you like your feet being licked then you should be comfortable enough to tell him,” said auntie Yi and Zi Han almost wished the ground would open up and swallow him whole. Oh wait, he was in a hover car and no way near the ground. Thus he wished the floor of the hover car would open and he would fall out of the sky like an angel banished to the centre of the capital star.

“I understand. You don’t have to worry so much,” he said but this torture didn’t end immediately. There was a discussion on toys, role play and things to focus on to please his significant other. One thing that his mother said that stuck with him though was to never go to bed angry which was especially rich coming from a woman who had a very bad temper.

He couldn’t help but wonder if she followed her own advice because when she got mad Zi Han wouldn’t be surprised if he found his father sleeping on the couch.

By the time the hovercar stopped Zi Han ran out from there like he had been granted amnesty. He couldn’t wait to get away from the three women when his steps faltered.

In front of him wasn’t the apartment he was used to. Wasn’t this the Yi family’s neighbourhood? Was he hallucinating?

He craned his neck and looked one yard over and sure enough, he was neighbours with his in-laws.

Not only that but five minutes over was the site for the new royal palace his father was constructing.

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“Wait wait... what is going on?” he asked and Lin Ruoxi eagerly stepped forward while saying,

“We are going to be neighbours. Yi Chen bought the mansion next door. Soon your parents and grandfather will move into the same neighbourhood. We can have dinner together every day.”

Zi Han, “...”

“Come come. Let me show you inside,” she said as she hooked Zi Han’s arm and pulled him into the house walking past the dragon and phoenix couplet at the front door. He could tell that it was his grandfather who picked this because he saw him researching his ancestors’ weddings. He mentioned something about having a good relationship between the newlyweds.

When he stepped into the house it was decorated just as he liked. Everything from the couch to the cutlery was picked and arranged to his liking. There were red flowers all over the house. There were peonies, red roses and lilies everywhere. There were double happiness symbols hung all around the house like the perfect good luck charm.

Zi Han brushed his fingers lightly on the backrest of the couch as he looked around. He could see the figurines from his room had been incorporated into the decor putting a smile on his face.

“Do you like it?” asked Lin Ruoxi and Zi Han glanced in her direction with a smile that reached his eyes.

“I love it... a lot. Thank you,” he said and Lin Ruoxi smiled happily. She was glad he didn’t mind living next door. She honestly thought he would be unhappy but from the looks of it, he was very satisfied.

Zi Xingxi got off a call and walked over while saying, “Your husband is about to start a riot because you are missing. You should go upstairs now.”

Zi Han wasn’t even surprised. He might cause trouble too if he didn’t see Yi Chen. Auntie Yi went into the kitchen while the two mothers led their son to the bridal chamber.

Zi Han wasn’t really expecting much but when he entered the room he was met with a sea of red everywhere and this was all by Yi Chen’s design. Everything from the lamp to the quilt with mandarin ducks was a dazzling red.