"you wouldn't even believe it if you had seen it with your own eyes." lyn laughs and points across her living room at me. "i'm not joking at all, lila. it was ridiculous. it was even making me hot and he's my damn brother. of course it wasn't him, but the whole sexual chemistry taking over every ounce of space in the whole room. it could have turned on a monk." she laughs again and takes a big pull of her wine.

"i knew you two would be explosive," lila jokes.

"you have no idea, sister. it was out-of-this-world insane. the whole time she was cutting his hair-and ignoring him, i should add-he just kept glaring at her like he wanted to throw her over his shoulder and drag her out of the salon."

"cohen did that?" maddi asks in shock.

"yup. swear it. but don't worry. if you don't believe me, just wait until that episode airs. i shit you not, devon was about to have a heart attack. he hit television gold with that right there." lyn takes another swallow and giggles to herself.

"ohmigod. ohmigod! shit. lyn! how could you let me act like that when they were filming? how could i forget that? oh no, oh no. this isn't good at all." i jump off the couch