"morning, clare," says philip, coming into the office in his overcoat. "morning, rebecca."

hah! now is the time to impress him.

"morning, philip," i say, in a friendly-yet-professional manner. then, instead of leaning back in my chair and asking him how his weekend was, i turn back to my computer and start typing again. in fact, i'm typing so fast that the screen is filled with lots of splodgy typos. it has to be said, i'm not the best typist in the world. but who cares? i look very businesslike, that's the point.

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"good weekend, rebecca?" says philip.

"fine, thanks," i say, glancing up from the brochure as though surprised to be interrupted while i'm at work.

"i was round your neck of the woods on saturday," he says. "the fulham road. trendy fulham."

"right," i say absently.

"it's the place to be, these days, isn't it? my wife was reading an article about it. full of it-girls, all living on trust funds."

"i suppose so," i say vaguely.

"that's what we'll have to call you," he says, and gives a little guffaw. "the office it-girl."

"right," i say, and smile at him. after all, he's the boss. he can call me whatever he-

hang on a minute. philip hasn't got the idea that i'm rich, has he? he doesn't think i've got a trust fund or something ridiculous, does he?

"rebecca," says clare, looking up from her telephone. "i've got a call for you. someone called tarquin."

philip gives a little grin, as though to say "what else?" and ambles off to his desk. i stare after him in frustration. this is all wrong. if philip thinks i've got some kind of private income, he'll never give me a raise.

but what on earth could have given him that idea?

"becky," says clare meaningfully, gesturing to my ringing phone.

"oh," i say. "yes, ok." i pick up the receiver, and say, "hi. rebecca bloomwood here."

"becky" comes tarquin's unmistakable, reedy voice. he sounds rather nervous, as if he's been gearing up to this phone call for ages. perhaps he has. "it's so nice to hear your voice. you know, i've been thinking about you a lot."

"really?" i say, trying not to sound too encouraging. i mean, he is suze's cousin and i don't want to hurt the poor bloke.

"i'd. . i'd very much like to spend some more time in your company," he says. "may i take you out to dinner?"

oh god. what am i supposed to say to that? it's such an innocuous request. i mean, it's not as if he's said, can i sleep with you? or even can i kiss you? if i say no to dinner, it's like saying "you're so unbearable, i can't even stand sharing a table with you for two hours."

and suze has been so sweet to me recently, and if i turn her darling tarkie down flat, she'll be really upset.

"i suppose so," i say, aware that i don't sound too thrilled - and also aware that maybe i should just come clean and say "i don't fancy you." but somehow i can't face it. to be honest, it would be a lot easier just to go out to dinner with him. i mean, how bad can it be?

and anyway, i don't have to actually go. i'll call at the last moment and cancel. easy.

"i'm in london until sunday," says tarquin.

"let's make it saturday night, then!" i say brightly. "just before you leave."

"seven o'clock?"

"how about eight?" i suggest.

"ok," he says. "eight o'clock." and he rings off, without mentioning a venue. but since i'm not actually going to meet him, this doesn't really matter. i put the phone down, give an impatient sigh, and start typing again.

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"so, was that guy asking you out?" says clare edwards.

"yes, he was, actually," i say, looking up carelessly. and in spite of myself, i feel a little flip of pleasure. because clare doesn't know what tarquin's like, does she? for all she knows, he's incredibly good-looking and witty. "we're going out on saturday night." i give her a nonchalant smile and start typing again.