Chapter 77 77 Vienna: Dungeon simulator

[El's POV: ]

"Alright. This is the last stage of the test.. then I won't be seeing you all ever again."

He said that last part in a low voice but the poor thing didn't know he was going to get bound by us for the rest of his life after this, hehe.

"You can change into the dungeon clothing on that side. But if you already have-"

"No need to explain too much dude. Just tell us where the changing room is so-"

"No El.. you and I are already wearing our dungeon clothes so you aren't going with those two."

"Fuck you."

What was his problem? In this entire fucking week we have been together I hadn't seen her bare body and he was still persistent on restricting me?!

[ "Do you want to see her naked before me?! The one that calls you brother?! I call you brother too but you.. right. We have been seeing each other naked since we were babies.

So you want a new sister to warm your eyes?!" ]

My bastard brother!

[ "Shut up you dumb idiot." ]

"You two were wearing your dungeon clothes all this time.. you mean those clothes are entirely made of Mana?"

Levi was confused. Well, of course, he would be confused.

To enter most of the dungeons, one needed to have proper clothing, mainly something that was conducive to Mana. N0v3l-Bin was the first platform to present this chapter.

And clothes that were entirely made of Mana were hella expensive since they were mostly low-grade artifacts or something rivaling an artifact.

But, they were only expensive from their point of view. Aside from small planets like these, most of the things that people wore were all Mana-conducting clothes made from either the actual beasts or the tamed creatures domesticated and raised solely for that purpose.

Still, any simple Mana clothing on this planet cost hundreds of gold coins so they were surely expensive.

'But our slime dungeon doesn't require that kind of special clothing. The reason it became overwhelmingly popular.'

Still, the clothes that they sold here were all shit. They neither had any sense of fashion nor a proper functionality to those shit things.

"We like to make our own clothes since we have yet to find the person that would be perfect to make our clothes. These are fairly better too since I enchanted them. They are comfy and the best aspect of them is we can either directly absorb them at night, or change them a little bit with our own Mana."

I can get naked whenever I wanted before my dummy, turn them into attractive things to seduce him and use them to threaten him into giving me a wish, or else I would do stuff to him.

'I have earned twelve wishes like that, hehe.'

It wasn't easy to make your own Mana clothes, even for me.

Just our pieces took me nearly a year to perfect and, they were perfect. We can use them until we reach around Level 150 if nothing complicated happens.

"Y-you.. created your own dungeon clothes?"

"Hmm? Yup? It's simple if you have good enough Mana control."

Though only the high elves and witches can do that here. Bitches..

"Alright, Eva. Go change. And take care of Nes for now. There will inevitably come a day I will play with those goodies. And he won't be able to interfere at that time."

They were amazing.. absolutely gorgeous I would say~.

And yes I was perfect for my bastard, neither of us actually discriminated when it came to sizes. Everything is welcomed as long as we allowed it mutually~.

'Which hardly ever happens, obviously.'

But Nes was a possibility, just like how Eva had been the prime candidate of our first ever three-

[ "I know you are thinking something very bad so just stop there." ]

[ "Why though~? I can't go with them, you don't want me to think about us. What do I do then? Tease Levi more? He's gonna faint in there anyway." ]

[ "Haaa.. go play with Vienna." ]

[ "Am I some little girl that you can order around? I'm your master, you basted. And your big sister. And your mommy too." ]

[ "Auriel." ]

[ "Ok, ok! Jeez." ]

Levi was having a hard time breathing again since he heard I created our clothes. The cute bastard must be thinking I am some kind of high elf or witch.

'And if I were either of them really, as an elf, he would have to beg before me for all his misbehavior until now.'

They were beings regarded as some of the closest parts of nature that the elves innately considered their origin. Offending them in any way was akin to offending their own origin.

'Hehe. It would be fun if he keeps misunderstanding me for one until the end though. It would be fun playing with him~.'

But since our dear examiner was stunned and the other two of our group members were changing into their sexy clothes, the two of us had nothing to do for a while here.

[ "Hello Vienna." ]

Lucy was looking around this dungeon room, feeling nostalgic, while I was standing before the special giant crystal that resembled a gate, the artificial dungeon simulator.

'This is actually a gift the association received from the headmaster a long, long time ago. And since we were ONE, we knew about this certain special artifact quite well.'

[Beep!]

[Dungeon simulator #771, nickname: Vienna.]

[Hello there. How may I help you today.]

It was a pretty mechanical voice resembling that useless apple's assistant, but this one was ten times better than her.

"How are you doing on this fine day? I'm Auriel by the way. You can call me El."

[I'm doing fine. And you look pretty today Miss El.]

'See. She complements others without even asking. She's far better than those useless assistants from the old times of our previous world.'

Vienna, the dungeon simulator. One of the common products of the Worldline's upper zones.

She is a part of the main assistant that runs countless of these artificial dungeon simulators throughout the Worldline and though her main body exists somewhere else, all of these simulators are commonly connected with the main operating [Ego], DS #000.

'They are one of the creations of the offspring that mass produces some certain things distributed throughout the Worldline, so every one of these dungeon simulators is special.'

Well, people, I want to give a detailed explanation of what the dungeons actually are and how they are a core part of the Worldline, but, it's too long, complicated, and advanced information that your relatively dumb minds won't be able to handle so, just think of them as unique spaces in any part of the Worldline.

There are three main types of dungeons: 1) Natural dungeons like our slime dungeon, 2) Artificial dungeons, which do not refer to the one we are standing before, this is just an artificial dungeon simulator, 3) dimensional dungeons, the dungeon we will clear to get our couple titles.

By kind, the dungeons have two main categories: 1) Dungeons that would disappear after clearing it once, the one-time dungeon, and 2) Permanent dungeons, the dungeons that would periodically reopen with new opportunities to clear like our slime dungeon.

But that is just the basics, the dungeons are a far more complicated topic than that.

'And I'm in no mood to talk about that kind of basic stuff.'

Vienna is more fun than some forced info dump.

"You look nice as well Vienna. We would be using the simulator today, so please start the preparation. And oh. Please show me the admin system panel."

[Thank you for the compliment miss. And I will start the preparations right away. Please enter the security code to access the administrator's panel.]

The code she was asking for wasn't some number or pattern or password shit. This was a small planet of the Worldline but this is still a fantasy word. The security code was a complex magic formula that even the ones that operate these things can't drow.

'Most of the people that have a dungeon simulator like this either don't know about the administration option or, those who do, simply use the keystone to unlock it.'

Those dumb people don't even know the keystone they are using is actually something that unlocks the inbuilt admin lock, something that's common for every simulator, and that they can change everything there is about these simulators through this admin settings.

'Hehe. Dumb people.'

The association had no idea of these things until this point. They had used the basic settings of this simulator all this time.

They didn't even know the dungeon simulator that they thought only had a maximum of ten levels.. could actually have double that number.

'And the difficulty of these following ten levels would be nothing like they had ever seen.'

"Hehehe."

This was the lowest-end version of the simulator, something that costs around a million Oz. And only some special merchants like Raz and Silver can arrange one of these after going through a legal process.

But this one, this cute little Vienna before me.. well, she is gonna be used by us to her very limits.

And then she will pass out temporarily.

"Hehehehe."

As I slowly raised the level cap to the max with my pretty smile, Levi had come to his senses and looked at me, and he knew only from this pretty smile of mine, something even more beautiful~ was going to happen now.

-Tap..

And though he dropped his magic slate once more, had a dead look, and wounded eyes, he hadn't fainted yet. Which meant he was fine to continue~.

[Changes saved. The simulator has been prepared.]

And I knew the branch manager and the others must be watching, so~!

"Let's go~!"

It's gonna be fun~!

'For us at least, hehehe~.'