"Hello, everyone. I'm the first European champion shooter in the Jianghu, the only world champion ace striker. I'm a man with seven unique skills of" sudden, sliding, spinning, rushing, fans, breaking and cutting "! Villa - "

Barca's teammates burst out laughing happily. Zhuoyang stared at Villa, who was full of air and clouds. I've seen confident players, but I've never seen people who are so confident. When everyone's laughter came to an end, Zhuoyang's mouth was relatively cheap, and his voice was not high, but his clear and audible murmur came over.

"Seven stunts, you are Hulu baby, man!"

Teammates burst out laughing again. Villa's face was blue and purple for a while. "Mr. Zhuoyang, I am the champion striker of the European Cup and the champion striker of the world cup."

"Disrespect, welcome, I've heard a lot about you, welcome to new team-mates." In order to make up for his poor mouth, Zhuoyang quickly took the lead and clapped, so the whole team applauded warmly.

Today, the eight Spanish international returned to the team, Barcelona is full of players, really opened the curtain of the new season. On this day, because of the team's transfer, every player has to make a self introduction, which is a common case.

The general self introduction will be "Hello, I'm Lionel Messi, 23 years old, from Argentina". It's just a procedure, but no one expected that the self introduction of David Villa was so wonderful.

Villa, 29, made his debut five years ago, but replaced Fernando Torres as Spain's top striker since the 2008 European Cup. Spain's national team has always been weak in front, but in 2008 villa became the champion of Spain's four goals in five games. He was also the best striker in the European Cup that year.

In this year's World Cup, villa's five goals in seven games are still quite amazing. He doesn't have the brush data of Zhuoyang killing Cameroon six times. Five goals are worth five thousand gold. They are Spain's great champions and even the biggest champions.

Villa's height is 175, which is what he said. The team's public information is the same, but from the perspective of everyone's understanding, one meter, seven, two and one wall. But for men, it's all like this. Except for Optimus Prime, which is more than 1.9 meters tall, like pike and Ibrahimovic, who has no water in his mouth? Messi killed himself 1.7 meters. Zhuoyang also said that his net height was 188 and his shoes were 1.9 meters. In fact, they were 168 and 186.

Whether it's 175 or 172, villa's height is still in line with the pocket tradition of Spain's attacking end, and the figure looks more symmetrical. But he didn't when he was a kid. He was short, like a pickle jar. Of course, there is no jar in Spain, so people in tuillia, their hometown, call him "gourd". Spain's gourd is not the kind of elixir, more like our Chinese vegetable gourd, big Japanese gourd.

Because of the nickname of "Hulu" in the past, Zhuoyang just blurted out "Hulu baby" when everyone had a smile.

Nicknames are basically available to everyone in the football world, but some of them are more like nicknames, and some of them are praising. Such nicknames are harmless. For example, two scar pig grandma Tu of six swordsmen can call directly in front of them. These nicknames even spread more than their original names. Kaka, Pato and Bailey are all nicknames.

The Spanish football circle nicknamed jouyahlh (the great devil) on Zhuoyan. It comes from the mythical devil huhea who has a similar pronunciation to John young. It can also be called in front of him. Many teammates usually call Zhuoyan that way. IBU's "big gold chain", Iniesta's "little white", buzx's "Professor", Pedro's "Sabre" can all be called out in front, but some nicknames are not suitable.

As we all know, Messi's nickname is "flea", but do you call in front of him? Even Zhuoyang, who has no spectrum, can't. And the nickname "gourd" with banter and not very tall image, no one said it in front of him after villa's growing fame, all shouting behind his back.

Zhuoyang's mouth is so cheap that he embarrasses the high spirited villa, but he doesn't have the courage to turn around because of this. Villa is not a very arrogant person. He can introduce himself in such a high-profile today. He has a purpose, but his goal is not to Zhuoyang.

Barcelona's new season in the offensive end of Henry came to villa, seems to be a one-step exchange, but because of a world cup, the intensity of competition in the front field has more than doubled compared with last season.

Henry was just a substitute last season. Barca's striker is zhuomei, but when villas come, he can't be a dead substitute, can he? As he said - new division world champion ace shooter! Which coach keeps such a person on the bench can only show that you are a loser.

A world champion has changed the identity of many people in the team. Iniesta was also a substitute last season, obviously this season is also to give status. It's not appropriate for him to play as a substitute after he killed Holland and became a national hero of Spain.

And Pedro. Although he is only a national team substitute, he must increase playing time in the club. The main rotation is the bottom line. Otherwise, there will be hoes in all directions to dig the wall. He has the iron scroll Danshu from ramasia, and he is Miao Hong.There are only six pits in the front court of Barca, zhuomei, Habib, Cucurbita, how should eight people row? This is not the old main force Keita and Boyang who have fully grown up, these positions can not be indifferent.

This situation is clear to diola, and everyone involved knows it. The new arrival of villa is also like a mirror. He has to spend half his life trying to marry into a powerful family. He can't be dimmed in a group of brilliant stars at the beginning.

Huluwa is not aiming at Zhuo Yang. Although he is confident, he is not crazy. He can't aim at Messi in a yellow jacket. No one can shake them. He doesn't have to aim at Pedro either. Pedo is villa's substitute in the national team. Huluwa's goal is IBU of his age.

European champion, world champion, gold medal shooter and ACE striker, all these words are for Ibrahimovic, who has not even played in the world cup, because Ibrahimovic was the worst Trident in Barcelona's attack last season, and his style does not match Barcelona's.

Huluwa wants to exert psychological pressure on her competitors from the first day. She doesn't treat me when she is 29 years old. She needs to show her advantages and her sword on the first day.

Sure enough, listening, everyone else was happy. Only Da Jinlian had a gloomy face until he took a group photo of the new season, as if he lost money in playing cards last night.

By the way, Barcelona went to Madrid two days ago to play in the first leg of the Spanish Super Cup and lost 3-1 to Atletico Madrid at Calderon stadium. Zhuo Yang didn't join the team because he sprained his ankle in the game between bird's nest and Beijing Guoan. The champions have not yet returned to the team, Messi and Ibrahimovic led a stem of second-line substitutes to go.

In the game, Ibrahimovic scored Barcelona's only goal.