Academic City (1st)

The three bullies tried to follow the girl’s example and attempted to run away but were quickly stopped by Allen. This finally allowed me to learn the true relationship between the four of them. And, to my surprise, it wasn’t at all what I expected.

“So, you’re saying she was the one harassing you?”

“T-That’s right! That girl is from a well-renowned noble family and even skipped a grade to enter the academy. She always acts like a big deal because she’s good at studying and takes every chance she can get to mock us!”

The ikemen boy responded on behalf of the rest of them. My assumption about him being the leader is probably accurate.

“I understand. I can see why you’d dislike her.”

“Right!?”

“But everything I’ve seen suggests you three are the ones doing the bullying now. How do you explain that?”

“Her house has fallen and she no longer has the backing of her noble family. There’s nobody left to spoil her and give her an advantage anymore. T-This is just us getting even. It is entirely justified...”

There was a hint of regret on his face. I wonder if this ikemen is aware that what he’s doing is wrong.

Allen was the first to speak.

“I can understand how you feel.”

“R-Right!?”

“Still, just because your positions have swapped, doesn’t mean it’s okay for you three to be the bullies now.”

“...”

Allen spoke with a calm tone and had a compassionate look in his eyes. This ikemen is incredibly good looking. This left the ikemen boy at a loss for what to say. This is a skill only a true ikemen can possess. If I were to attempt the same thing, people may vomit in disgust or punch me in the face.

The lolibitch overheard the ikemen boy’s excuse and spoke in a matter-of-fact tone,

“Well, she has no one to blame but herself.”

She sounded completely disinterested.

It was a response I’d expect from the original Ester-chan.

This is the type of person she was when I first met her.

“I’m sure it’s not as cut and dry as that. Everyone has their own reasons for the actions they take. Just as you had your reasons for interrupting the lecture earlier.”

“...”

Allen is really determined to bring Ester-chan’s memories back. He’s more persistent than I thought. This may be the first time in his life he’s thinking with the head on his shoulders rather than the one below his waist.

“You all understand that no matter how much you harass and bully her, it will never make you happy, right?”

“O-Of course we know that! But, we can’t just let her...”

The ikemen boy looked genuinely remorseful about how he had behaved.

I’ve only witnessed these three bullying the girl, but I’ve witnessed nobles harassing commoners before, and I can understand how painful that can be. The feelings this caused the three of them will probably remain with them for the rest of their lives. The fat and skinny boys had similar expressions on their faces.

“Incidentally, what noble family does she belong to?”

The three boys looked hesitant to respond to Ester-chan’s question

“I heard that she belonged to the Aufschnaiter family in the Penny Empire...”

“Eh, umm, that girl belongs to the Aufschnaiter family?”

“I think I heard she was the youngest member of the family.”

The ikemen boy spoke this time.

Aufschnaiter? Why does that name sound so familiar? I know I’ve heard it somewhere before. As I wondered where I knew the name from, I remembered that Gon-chan’s late parents belonged to that house.

That would make that girl a relative of his.

“I see, she’s a member of the Aufschnaiter family...”

“..Ester?”

“I’m familiar with the family. The house was completely destroyed and the entire family put to death. I can only assume the reason she’s still alive to this day is due to her studying abroad. It was by complete accident that she escaped execution.”

Ester-chan looked off in the distance at nothing in particular.

“A-All of them, completely annihilated...”

She muttered this to herself. The bullies overheard and the colour faded from their faces.

Her words seemed to be a bit much for the young boys.

“Their house stood above all others in their prime. They were known for their fastidious nature.”

“...”

“This is part of the reason why the other noble families turned on them and collectively decided to destroy them.”

It seems Gon-chan’s family has a more tragic past than I imagined. Hearing this directly from Ester-chan herself tells me it’s an accurate portrayal of what happened. She mentioned other noble families turning on the Aufschnaiters which indicated the FitzClarences may have been involved.

“By the way, were the four of you here to listen to the lecture?”

Allen must have decided pushing any further on the subject was a bad idea and decided to lighten the mood.

“That’s right. We were thinking about doing our report on it...”

“Report?”

The ikemen boy gave a surprisingly honest answer.

The boy responded to Allen with the same explanation the girl had given me previously. They had been given an assignment to discuss the likelihood of creating a true life potion.

“Oh, I didn’t realize assignments like that were given.”

“Nobody really believes that true life potions are capable of being made, so I don’t see the point of this assignment.”

“I see.”

The ikemen spoke with a fair amount of enthusiasm.

He must have been more interested in the assignment than the bullied girl.

“You shouldn’t blindly go along with what everyone else takes as fact without at least doing your own experiments. If something is declared to be fact, it must first be tested over and over and the results verified by multiple parties.”

The ikemen boy offered us what he believed to be a casual comment but this acted as an attack on Edita Sensei’s passion for alchemy.

“Don’t you think enough experimentation has been done? The creation of a life potion has been studied for centuries and we’re no closer to making one today as we were hundreds of years ago. We can do all the research we want, but if no progress is ever made, it must be impossible.”

“The majority of serious research is from the past. We continue to make advancements in other fields that may lead to improved results in the future.”

“W-What are you trying to say?”

“You said you’re using my lecture to write your report, correct? You should be sure to mention the time period, environment, and level of technology in which the life potion would be impossible to create.”

“Time and environment?”

“That’s right.”

Oh, Edita Sensei has entered full sensei mode. She still looks like an innocent loli and the juxtaposition between her words and her appearance was a truly wonderful sight.

“Hmph, there’s a simple answer to that! The time is eternity, and the environment is anywhere!”

It was the lolibitch.

The lolibitch will take every opportunity available to show who she truly is. She is a noble through and through. She may deny it, but she is Richard’s daughter. She is loyal to her family and those close to her while remaining antagonistic to everyone else. I know how it feels to be on both sides of Ester-chan.

Edita Sensei naturally turned her ire toward Ester-chan.

“That simply isn’t true. This man has shown us that the possibility is not zero.”

Edita Sensei glanced towards me as she spoke.

She must be referring to the purple garlic bath salts.

I feel like that’s a bit of a stretch, Sensei.

“You like to talk big, but life potions are impossible. Do you have any idea how many countless hours have been spent studying this by people far smarter than you? It’s impossible, end of story.”

“It only becomes impossible if we stop trying.”

“Try as much as you like, but history has proven it’s simply not possible. It’s a waste of time to assign students to discuss the possibility of something that’s proven to be impossible.”

“As I said before, without countless testing and verification by multiple parties is necessary to call anything factual.”

“Yes, I suppose that is important as far as their report is concerned, although, it means they will never arrive at an answer. For the purpose of a hypothetical scenario in their report, it’s fine to toy with the idea. However, these hypothetical scenarios will never make it any less likely that the creation of a life potion is impossible.”

“Ku...”

The casual talk had developed into an argument between the two and the ikemen boy had been pushed out of the conversation altogether. Surprisingly, Ester-chan is good at debating. Edita Sensei was caught off guard and made a cute expression as she tried to think of a response.

There’s no reason for Ester-chan to be so antagonistic right now. I have to assume it has something to do with the diary the lolibitch was keeping before she lost her memory. Something she read in it must have involved either Edita Sensei or something to do with me creating the healing bath salts.

I never really expected her to write anything down. I should have mentioned it to Richard before I left so he could have had the diaries destroyed.

No, no, no, getting angry about mistakes of the past won’t do me any good now.

Instead, I should try to remain positive and think of how to do better in the future.

And that’s when it hit me.

Ester-chan is angry with Allen and if this can lead to the two of them breaking up, naturally, the distance between them would also increase. If Allen is no longer constantly around Ester-chan, he’ll almost never interact with Goggoru-chan or Edita Sensei.

Not to mention, this argument involves the assignment that the JC has also been assigned. I could make an argument for bringing her in so I can spend time with her whilst simultaneously protecting Goggoru-chan and Sensei from Allen’s slutty penis. Two birds, one stone.

Girls at her age have a higher likelihood of having a hymen.

I could achieve my dream of a school romance.

“This sounds interesting. I’ll take up your challenge, FitzClarence-sama.”

“W-What!? What are you talking about!?”

“Tanaka-san!?”

“O-Oi...”

Ester-chan and everyone else in the hall turned their attention to me.

“I find myself on the side of the Aufschnaiter girl. I wish to support her and, at the same time, prove you wrong. Let’s allow their reports to show who is correct in this disagreement. I’ll show you that it’s possible to create a life potion.”

“Wha-!?”

I could see Edita Sensei trembling out of the corner of my eye.

“Hmph, be careful what you ask for! I’ll take this opportunity to not only prove that life potions are nothing more than fantasy, but also to prove how hopeless your “groundbreaking” discovery is. You three, follow me! I’ll handle your reports!”

Ester-chan glared at the trio of bullies.

The three of them trembled under her intimidating gaze.

They looked toward me as if to blame me for the unfortunate position they had been placed in.

“Ester!? And you, Tanaka-san, you know this isn’t a good idea...”

Allen was caught off guard entirely and was acting flustered.

I felt sorry for the ikemen, but this is something I have to do.

“Just so we’re both on the same terms here, I don’t plan on taking it easy on you.”

“I wouldn’t want you to! When I win, I plan on making you lick my boots.”

“As if that will happen.”

This went better than expected, lolibitch.

It’s not like I’d mind licking her boots.

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