Chapter 560: Did you have a baby when you were eleven or twelve?
Chapter 560 Did you have a baby when you were eleven or twelve?
Because of his ugly appearance, this cultivator is naturally disgusted with handsome male cultivators, but Brother Monkey bears the face of the Three Realms, which is no worse than the handsome face in his life that is indignant with both men and gods. It was very unpleasant to see him.
But it is not pleasing to the eye, it is impossible to trouble Brother Monkey in the teleportation hall.
However, his eyes were always staring at Brother Monkey and Fusu jealously. As for the little fat man beside him, because he was not in the scope of his jealousy, he was automatically ignored by him.
What Brother Monkey said at this moment made him think that Brother Monkey was a little white-faced person who had no idea how much he weighed, so he wanted to laugh at him.
The little fat man listened and glanced at the male cultivator sympathetically, thinking, you probably don't know who you are mocking.
Brother Monkey asked Fusu with a puzzled face: "Brother, who is this stupid B?"
Brother Monkey actually wanted to scold Ugly B, but when he thought that his eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, in his previous life was also born with an ugly face, he felt that his appearance was natural. Saying that he is ugly is a personal attack, which is not kind. It also offends the parents.
But stupid B is different. IQ, although it also has innate limitations, it can actually be improved through hard work. You are too stupid, it can only prove that you don't work hard! Sorry parents! scold!
Fusu: .
Fusu's face darkened, and he reprimanded: "Pay attention to your quality. Don't swear!"
Is it worthy of your current face? Yang Jian is a noble and handsome man in the fairy world. Is it more classy than Gao Fushuai?
Brother Monkey triumphantly said, "What qualities can Yang Daigou have? How can the Monkey King be straightforward if he is hypocritical?"
Fusu: .
You really don't forget to tell me that you sent it.
Little Fatty looked at Brother Monkey with admiration on his face, he learned! Not only put on the face of the enemy, but also used the face of the enemy to black him. This spirit of never forgetting to block the enemy at any time is really worth learning. High, really high!
Brother Monkey gave the little fat man a blank look, this kid didn't know what was wrong.
But the ugly male cultivator next to him listened to Brother Monkey scolding him, and immediately his face was gloomy, and he said negatively, "You scold me?"
Brother Monkey was surprised: "Are you stupid B?"
After asking, regardless of the male cultivator's face, he said to Fusu in a puzzled way, "These days, even stupid B admits to himself. What's wrong!"
That male cultivator was about to be **** off, but he couldn't fight in the teleportation hall, so he could only say ruthlessly: "I don't know whether to live or die! When there are no city regulations to protect you, let's see if you can be so open-mouthed!"
Brother Monkey said loudly with a terrified face: "What are you talking about? You and the red-clothed demon are brothers, and he is willing to give you half of the treasures he got? Just because you don't like to listen to me talking to friends, let him kill them. I?"
Suddenly, everyone in the hall was staring at the male cultivator.
The male cultivator's face turned pale, and he looked around in horror. Seeing that everyone was looking at him badly, he immediately said, "Damn it! You framed me?"
Brother Monkey let out a laugh, too lazy to pay attention to him.
The male cultivator was also afraid of what this little white face would say again, so he could only hold back the anger in his heart. He said, looking back at which domain this little white face was going to, he also followed Jie Shi, went out of the teleportation formation, and waited for this kid. Out of the city, as long as he goes out of the city, he will kill this kid!
And the other people in the hall looked at Brother Monkey with sympathy and admiration.
This kid is so daring, he even dares to make fun of the red-clothed devil! If the red-clothed Demon King knew that this kid was taking him as a stalker, how could he still have his life?
Such a handsome boy, what a pity.
Brother Monkey was quite happy to be looked at by everyone's admiring eyes, and he knew that even if he changed to Yang Jian's face, he would not be able to resist his natural charm at all!
This saint is such a dazzling man!
As for the sympathy in the eyes of others, he completely ignored it.
Turned his face, the little fat man's adoring gaze was beyond words, and the monkey brother who was staring at him was almost startled, patted the little fat man on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Don't love me, it won't work."
Little Fatty was immediately disgusted.
"I'm a straight man! I only like female nuns!"
Brother Monkey was very surprised: "You are young, and you already have a female cultivator you like? My brother doesn't even like a female cultivator. But this is a good thing. Female cultivators really affect the speed of cultivation."
Fusu couldn't bear it any longer: "You two, shut up for me."
Brother Monkey immediately sat down honestly, and looked at Fusu with great melancholy: "If our mother and father want to hug our grandson, it's up to you, brother."
Fusu laughed angrily: "You care so much about your parents' thoughts, why don't you marry a girl and give birth to your father and mother earlier?"
Brother Monkey said proudly: "I and you are different! I have both, I have a girl!"
The little fat man was shocked: "Brother Yang, you actually have a daughter? When did you get married? You are only sixteen or seventeen years old, right? It has been nearly three years since you entered the refining realm. Yue, it's four years, you. You don't get married at the age of eleven or twelve, right? This is too early! After all, at the age of eleven or twelve, you can have the ability to have a baby?"
Now it's Brother Monkey's turn to turn dark: "I'm talking about my disciple! My disciple is also a child!"
The little fat man patted his chest and looked very relieved: "I'll just say, it really startled me, if Brother Yang, you have a daughter at the age of eleven or twelve, then that's fine."
Seeing Brother Monkey glaring at him, the little fat man resisted the desire to vomit, made a gesture of closing his mouth, and then silently went to Fusu's side and stopped talking.
Fortunately, the teleportation array to the Gravity Field opened quickly, Brother Monkey picked up Little Fatty and threw it into the teleportation array. He still had a bit of conscience, and put a spiritual barrier on the little fat man to protect him, so that he would not suffer when he left the teleportation formation.
After throwing the little fat man, Brother Monkey clapped his hands: "I finally sent that unlucky boy away, brother, let's go too."
The teleportation array to the ice area also began to line up.
Brother Monkey and Fusu entered the battle. Seeing the male cultivator following him, he looked at him with gloomy eyes, and Brother Monkey gave him a bright smile.
The male cultivator was inexplicable and had a bad premonition.
It's just that this little white face is smiling too brightly, which is not normal.
However, the teleportation array has been activated at this time, why is it too late to think of a battle?
The male cultivator has some regrets in his heart.
When the teleportation array is activated, it can only restrain the miscellaneous thoughts and concentrate on protecting the body with spiritual power. When going out in this way, people can feel more comfortable, and they will not feel dizzy as soon as they go out.
The power of the teleportation formation, Brother Monkey is indifferent, but he didn't use his spiritual power to protect Fusu. Anyway, he was there to protect him after he came out.
Although this kind of space teleportation is uncomfortable, if the soul is still able to comprehend the power of space when resisting the force of space rolling, it will also be a kind of improvement for the soul. Maybe, if you are lucky, you can also understand the power of space.
I heard that Xiao Xunbei led a bit of space power when teleporting, and can already draw teleportation symbols.
Although the teleportation distance is pitiful, it doesn't matter. If you want to make a teleportation talisman for thousands of miles, as long as you get started with spatial comprehension, and as long as this comprehension can go further, it’s just a matter of time.
To Fusu, this kind of teleportation seemed very long, but to Brother Monkey, who was soberly aware of the power of space, it only took a moment to reach the teleportation hall in the ice area.
Brother Monkey pulled Fusu, who was still dizzy and disgusting, and directly stuffed him with a star fruit, then stood aside and waited for Fusu to recover.
Waited for Fusu, who had refined Star Fruit, to open his eyes, and the two brothers left the teleportation hall.
Fusu asked Brother Monkey, "Should we go directly out of the city into the ice-covered snowfield, or will we spend a day in the city for repairs?"
If Brother Monkey is alone, he can just go out of the city, but the elder brother is in the martial arts realm. The deeper the ice area is, the colder it gets. in a cold environment.
"Let's buy some equipment to deal with the weather in the ice area. Go out of the city tomorrow."
(end of this chapter)