Chapter 224: Captain America: Im really not the top hip of the United States!
At this time, Camora realized that Drax had also followed in, and was shocked on the spot.
"Stop looking at me with sinful eyes!" Drax said viciously.
"Why is this guy here?" Camora asked.
"We promised him to stay by your side until he kills your boss." Peter Quill said, "I have a good character and I will do what I say. What's more, he will kill me if I don't agree to him."
Huh!
Peter Quill threw the artificial leg in front of the Rocket Raccoon.
At this time, the Rocket Raccoon slowly revealed a horrifying truth: "Oh, I was just playing with the prosthetic leg."
"What?" Peter Quill thought he had heard it wrong.
"I think that scene is super funny." Rocket Raccoon said very excitedly, "That buddy can only jump away now."
"I bought it with him for 30,000 yuan!" Peter Quill was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood after hearing Rocket Raccoon's words.
"How do we leave here?" Drax asked.
Da Da Da Da!
Before the Rocket Raccoon could answer, a drone flew over and started shooting at the guard tower.
"There should be a plan, right!" Peter Quill yelled, "You don't think this is just a joke!"
"I have a plan, yes!" Rocket Raccoon said.
"Without delay, let's leave this abhorrent prison." Drax said.
"Yes, I agree with this living idiom dictionary on this point." Peter Quill said.
"My name is not called Living Idiom Dictionary." Drax said.
"It's just a metaphor." Peter Quill looked at Drax with a crazy look.
"Their people don't know how to turn their minds." Rocket Raccoon explained while operating there, "I don't understand what a metaphor is."
"Nothing can get past my head," Drax said. "My reaction is thunderous, I don't want to escape my palm."
"With the most stupid brains in the universe, it's better to die." Kamora sighed with emotion.
I have to say that this complaint also made everyone in the answer space deeply agree, of course, except for Peter Quill, this guy has always felt that he is the smartest.
A large number of prison guards also came, with gun barrels on their shoulders, and aimed at the guard tower.
"Listen to my password! Launch #1!"
boom!
A shell hit the guard tower.
"Little raccoon, we are waiting for your plan!" Kamora couldn't help but urged.
"Don't worry!" Rocket Raccoon was still operating frantically.
"Launch 2!"
boom!
Another cannonball fired on the guard tower, and even the glass was dry and cracked.
"I think of this animal. When we were young, we used to grill it on the stove. It was tender and juicy," Drax said suddenly.
This sentence can be said to make everyone in the answer space have a black line, and said in front of the raccoon that he had eaten a roast raccoon when he was young. This person’s brain is not just that he can’t turn a corner, but that there’s something wrong. !
Let’s just forget this strange thing, that rocket raccoon is also not normal at all, such things as jailbreak, there is still the mood to make Xingjue go to get a prosthetic leg that doesn’t need at all, because he thinks it’s funny that the other party is walking around. , There is something wrong with this proper brain.
Grout, the tree-person, rips off the energy battery without paying attention, not to mention that his brain is faulty, at least he is not sober.
And Peter Quill, who was able to do the thing that beats the hegemony at such a critical moment, didn't leave the brains alone.
With such a count, the entire Guardians of the Galaxy also looked normal on Kamora.
What she said just now was so right, she was really with the most stupid brains in the universe.
"Launch 3!"
Another shell hit the guard tower.
This time, the guard tower was more severely damaged, and the glass seemed to be all shattered.
"Everyone listens to my password, 3, 2..."
Seeing that a new round of attacks was coming, the Rocket Raccoon twisted the two wires together, and suddenly all the barrels on the guards' shoulders floated.
Not only cannon barrels, those prison guards and other prisoners in the prison also floated into the air!
"He turned off the artificial gravity. Except here, everything else is weightless." Kamora knew what was going on when he saw the situation.
The Rocket Raccoon pulled the control lever again, and the top of the warning tower separated from the bottom and floated into the air. He clicked on a screen again, and drones flew over, carrying the warning tower. gone.
"I told you, I have a plan." Rocket Raccoon said while operating.
The guard tower rushed all the way and flew to the door without hindrance.
But at this place, the guard tower shook suddenly and stopped.
And the iron gate close at hand closed with a bang!
"This plan is perfect." Peter Quill couldn't help but complain.
"That's right, my ship is there! Milan!" The good news is that Peter Quill saw his own spacecraft nearby after coming out of the guard tower. "The orange and blue one is right in that corner. "
The first thing several people did when they came out of the guard tower was to take back their personal belongings that were taken away by the prison guards.
Others found their own things early, but Peter Quill found that he was missing a very important item: the tape recorder.
"Hold the sphere, let's go." Kamora greeted.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute," Peter Quill said.
"What's the matter?" Camora asked.
"The **** didn't put it back for me." Peter Quill handed a bag to Camora. "Take it to the spaceship and I'll be back."
"What are you going to do?" Camora asked. She really couldn't understand what was so important that she had to get it at this time.
"Drive the Milano and stop nearby, and go quickly." Peter Quill was very determined, turned and ran into prison.
Peter Quill put on his clothes, took his gun, and easily knocked down several prison guards.
At this time, the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy had already entered the Milano and drove the spacecraft into space.
"How is he going to rendezvous with us?" Rocket Raccoon asked in the spacecraft.
"We haven't gotten acquainted with him enough to tell me everything!" Kamora said.
"What are you doing for love, I won't wait here for that stupid lack." Rocket Raccoon wanted not to wait for Xingjue to go, but before flying, he remembered one thing and turned to ask Kamora," The ball is with you, right?"
"Yes." Camora opened the bag that Peter Quill gave him, but there was no ball in it!
There is no way, then you have to wait any longer.
"If we don't leave anymore, we will be blown to pieces!" Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but said when we waited.
"No! We can't leave without getting the sphere!" Kamora refused without hesitation.
At this moment, a figure flew into space and flew towards the spaceship.
It was Peter Quill.
"Your courage is commendable, you are an ally who can live and die against Ronan." As soon as Peter Quill entered the spacecraft, Drax couldn't help asking, "What did you look for?"
Peter Quill casually put a tape recorder in the hands of Cedrax.
"You are so stupid," Drax said.
The space dimmed, and the video ended here.
"Quail, is there any magic in that tape recorder?" Stephen Strange couldn't help asking, "At that critical moment of escape, you can go back and get it even if you risk it?"
"That's what my mother left for me." Peter Quill said.
There is no need to explain more, just this sentence, everyone will understand what is going on.
"The original intention of the Guardians of the Galaxy was not to protect the galaxy at all. It just wanted to sell Infinite Gems to make money." Steve Rogers said, "This is something I didn't expect."
"When Quill went to get the tape recorder, he knew that the raccoon might not wait for them, so he secretly left the infinite gems, and the raccoon did not'betray' his trust, and really planned not to wait for him." Tony Stark Said, "In the beginning, there was no trust between them, and they were temporarily working together to escape from prison based on their interests."
"At that time, none of them had the idea of ??teaming up." Clint Barton said, "After selling the ball and dividing the money, I went to each other. I bet that they planned it."
"But none of them expected, they formed a team." Natasha Romanov said.
[The third question starts, please be prepared. 】
[Excuse me, when Steve Rogers was called "American Hips", who praised this title? 】
[A Captain America Steve Rogers]
[B Iron Man Tony Stark]
[C Black Widow Natasha Romanov]
[D Ant-Man Scott Long]
[The answer to this question is correct, and the avatar "Freedom of Stone" will be rewarded. If the answer is wrong, one year of life will be deducted. 】
"Wow, the American hips?" As soon as this question came out, everyone's eyes fell on Steve Rogers, and Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "If it weren't for the question, I still haven't Note that the captain’s **** is indeed very'prepared'."
"On the ‘buttock’, everyone present, it is estimated that Natasha can compare with the captain." Stephen Strange said.
"I used to be quite confident about my figure." Natasha Romanov couldn't help but said, "but in front of the captain, I don't think I can afford the word "Alice"."
"Guys, comeon." Steve Rogers was very helpless.
"Is it boring? Why do I feel that the whole person is energetic after reading this topic?" Scott Lang said to Steve Rogers enthusiastically, "Captain, do you want to teach us some secrets? We want to be like you too. , Uh, attractive."
"Don't let me know who calls me that, or I will let him know what centenarian anger is." Steve Rogers raised his fist.
"It's definitely not me." Scott Lang said hurriedly.
"There is also this admiring person, and you must repair it." Steve Rogers said, "In a sense, this person is more hateful than the person who proposed this title."
"How do you want to fix it, Steve?" Bucky Barnes asked.
"Do you have any suggestions? Bucky?" Steve Rogers asked back.
"Or just strip him naked, throw him on the street and let him dance?" Bucky Barnes thought for a while and said.
"This is a good way, Bucky!" When Steve Rogers heard it, the beater couldn't help but patted Bucky Barnes on the shoulder, "I'll pick it up personally when the time comes, and you will take a photo at the back and post it online. ! Especially the admired one, take more shots and take a clearer shot!"
"Steve, I didn't expect that the glorious Captain America would have such a dark belly." Natasha Romanov couldn't help but say when he saw the other party's decision to strike so pleasantly.
"It's not that I have a black belly, it's really disgusting." Steve Rogers said.
"I don't know who it is in the second half of this question, but in the first half, I think I know who it is, no, I think everyone knows." Clint Barton said.
"Undoubtedly, it's Tony." Phil Coleson said, "It's Tony who has such a'powerful' mouth."
"Hey hey hey! Don't you all have a'must be so' expression, okay?" Tony Stark hurriedly said, "It's not me, it's definitely not me. I don't have the habit of staring at an old man's ass! "
"Tony, it's better not you." Steve Rogers said.
"It's definitely not me." Tony Stark said.
"If the person you are talking about is not you, then you must be the one who appreciates it." Steve Rogers said, "Since I have heard this, I don't believe that your mouth can hold back not to say something."
Tony Stark: "..."
Co-authoring, is it true that I was wrong in everything I said?
"Tony, if it's not you, who do you think of you?" Although James Rhodes also thinks it must be Tony Stark, but who calls it a good friend, speak righteously.
"First of all, it's definitely not the captain." Tony Stark said, "This is the best one out of the four options."
"So what's the second best thing to exclude?" James Rhodes asked.
"Natasha," Tony Stark said. "A few rough men talk about men's ass. Girls shouldn't interrupt."
"Excluded two, and you said it wasn't yourself..."
"So, the answer is ready!" Tony Stark pointed at Scott Lang, "That person is Scott."
"Tony, don't spit people." Scott Lang quickly denied. "It can't be mine. I have always been suspicious of the captain's respect. You don't know that when I mention him, you can't help but salute."
"You just mentioned that you didn't salute." Peter Quill took the stage down, "You lied."
"It should be Scott." Steve Rogers said suddenly.
"No, Captain, you actually suspect me?" Scott Lang looked very injured.
"It must have been proposed by Tony." Steve Rogers said, "Since he has mentioned it, others are admired. I can't admire it myself, nor can Natasha. Sco. Especially, I am not targeting you, but you are the most suspicious."
"Captain, listen to me!"
"No, I don't listen." Steve Rogers made a choice, "I choose D!"
【wrong answer! Deduct one year of life! 】
"What kind of captain, I said it wasn't me!" Scott Long said, "I said it a long time ago, it has nothing to do with me."
"Since it's not you, then Tony?" Steve Rogers looked at Tony Stark, "I admire myself, you are really boring."
"Isn't it, Captain, you are unfounded, just look for me?" Tony Stark looked aggrieved.
"Okay Tony, you are right, I shouldn't be preconceived and think it's you." Steve Rogers said.
"Captain, your will is too unsteady, so I convinced you?" Tony Stark couldn't help laughing, "Actually, I think it's me."
"..." Steve Rogers said silently, "Since you think it's yourself, what about you and me?"
"I just want to see if you are persuaded," Tony Stark said.
"Tony, you are really annoying." Natasha Romanoff said to Steve Rogers, "Captain, you must not spare him, saying that you have to take pictures on the street and you must do it. "
"I will definitely do this, no matter who the final answer is, I will do it!" Steve Rogers said, "I swear."
Soon, the answer space began to play video.
The first to appear in the picture is Tony Stark, wearing a battle armor, flying into the building quietly, hiding on the side, and snooping quietly.
And the object he spied on was not someone else, but himself!
To be precise, it was him in the past and others like Captain America.
"If you don't mind, I would like to have a drink now." Rocky, who has been reduced to a prisoner, has no consciousness of being a loser and asks for a drink there.
"Okay, pull him up." Tony Stark used to wear his armor and walked around. "Let's stand and pose stupidly later. By the way, you can clean up."
"Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot that your suit was too bad for your ass." Tony Stark, who was hiding in the dark, looked at Steve Rogers and whispered.
"No one wants you to watch, Tony." Steve Rogers' voice came from the headset.
"It's ridiculous." Tony Stark was addicted to it, his eyes still staring.
"I think you are very handsome, Captain." said Scott Long, standing on Tony Stark's shoulders. "In my opinion, that's the American butt."
"Who is the scepter?" Natasha Romanov asked, holding the scepter.
"The commando is coming to take it away." Steve Rogers said in the past.
Ding!
At this time the elevator door opened, crossbones waited for Hydra to come in, and Natasha Romanov handed the scepter to them.
"Who are these people?" Scott Lang asked.
"They are S.H.I.E.L.D., but they are actually Hydra, but we didn't know it at the time." Tony Stark said.
"Really? You don't know?" Scott Long said it was not a beaver. "They look like bad guys."
"Although you are small, you talk a lot," Tony Stark said.
At this time, the people in there got up and left, Hydra and his party walked with the scepter, while Thor and others walked with Loki.
As for Tony Stark in the past, he packed the Cosmos Cube in a suitcase.
"Okay, it's time for you, boy." Tony Stark who saw this scene said, "where are our gems."
"Okay, play me." Scott Long said.
Tony Stark flicked his fingers and bounced Scott Long onto Tony Stark, and then he patted his chest. The armor was flowing and flew away with a swish.
"Okay, Captain, the scepter is in the elevator, just over the 80th floor." Tony Stark scanned the whereabouts of the Hydra group holding the scepter in mid-air.
"I see." Tony Stark stood in front of the elevator and pressed the button, "Go to the lobby."
"Okay, we are gathering there," Tony Stark said.
"The captain is saying'Long live the Hydra' at this time!" Seeing this, Clint Barton said.
"I couldn't understand it when I watched the captain say'Long live the Hydra', but if this is the case now, it would be easier to understand." Thor said, "The situation in the video must have been inferred by us before. Go to the past to find gems. The captain will go back in the future, so it is natural to know that those people are Hydra."
"When Thanos snapped his fingers, Stephen was turned to ashes, but when Tony snapped his fingers, Stephen was there." Nick Fury said in a deep voice, "That means going back to the past to collect gems will become Bringing it back for the people of Ashes, this plan is a success."
"The captain successfully deceived the scepter from Hydra. This video has already been played. There is no doubt." Natasha Romanoff said, "Scott has already sneaked into the past Tony, I really want to See how he got the Cosmos Rubik's Cube."
The video soon revealed how the "Now You See Me Group" was staged. I saw Tony Stark disguised as an ordinary agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.: "Thumelina, did you receive it? I saw the target and can start."
"Fry it Scott Long jumped from Tony Stark's hair to his beard, then slipped into his T-shirt, and finally into the Ark reactor.
Da da da!
The sound of dense footsteps sounded, and a group of people suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking the footsteps of Tony Stark in the past. The head of the group was Alexander Pierce, the head of the Hydra.
"May I ask where you are going?" Alexander Pierce asked.
"Have some lunch, and then go back to Asgard." Thor asked, "Excuse me, are you?"
"Alexander Pierce, he is the boss of the boss behind Nick Fury." Tony Stark explained to Thor in the past.
"My friend calls me Mr. Minister." Alexander Pierce said, "I have to ask you to give me that criminal."
"Rocky will explain to Odin." Thor said.
"No, he has to explain it to us first. We have tried it, and then hand it to Odin." Alexander Pierce said again, "We have to take the box."