C47 All Sorts of Dregs of Men Appear on Stage(3)
"Are you done?" Phoenix Man # 3 was already so angry that he vomited blood. He looked as if he wanted to kill someone. Even the veins on his forehead were popping out and his face looked extremely ferocious!
However, Xia Xiaomo didn't care at all. She had been bullied and raised by that bastard Ye Zikun since she was young, what kind of ferocious face had she not seen? With just this bit of Fierce Demon value of Number Three, it was not enough for her to train her courage when she was six years old! She replied with a "Please do not interrupt" and continued:
"You said earlier that a woman should buy a beautiful bag, buy a decent set of clothes, and be slightly nicer to herself. Then you men won't spend money carelessly? Smoking and drinking and playing games in the Internet Cafe... Oh, that's not right. I was wrong, this kind of situation shouldn't happen to you. The average salary of this city is 6,000 yuan, but your average salary can't even be reached.
"Have you said enough!?" Phoenix Man # 3 slammed the table and stood up. He was furious.
Ever since he was young, he had been the most prideful son in the family, and the most talented student in the eyes of his teachers and classmates. This was the attitude that the people of the world should have towards him. When had he ever been so insulted? A little girl who hadn't left school yet, how dare she act so rashly in front of him? It was really the opposite!
"I'm done. You can leave now." After saying that, Xia Xiaomo took a long sip of tea, completely ignoring the Phoenix Man.
Beautiful! Do unto another what they do unto you! That look, that momentum, even Gong Cheng who was secretly watching couldn't help but give her a thumbs up and give her a Like. As expected of his second cousin aunt, she had the demeanor of a second cousin uncle!
However, Phoenix # 3 felt that he was greatly humiliated, and started cursing at Little Mo: "You stinking woman, do you believe that I won't slap you to death today?"
Hehe, what about the higher education and quality we agreed upon? What about the manliness? You want to hit me in public when I see through your hypocrisy and selfishness? You are barely able to be a person, aren't you? Xia Xiaomei leaned back on the rattan chair while carrying a cup of tea, smiling disdainfully, "Yo, you actually have the nerve to act so violent just because you've grown up?"
"You're looking for a beating!" "See if I don't rip your mouth off!" Phoenix Man # 3 was not joking around. He was really here to beat Little Mo up!
Immediately, everyone from the Tea House looked over. Even Gong Cheng's underlings started getting anxious, but Gong Cheng still pressed his hands towards them, signalling them not to move. He believed that a woman who could be loved by his uncle until death came to life was definitely not simple!
Indeed! Just as the phoenix man took a step forward, Xia Xiaomo pretended to carelessly reach out to touch it, and with just the right amount of strength, the cup of tea on the table closest to the man was poured. The man was determined to beat up Xia Xiaomo. When he realized the situation was not going well, it was already too late. The cup of glistening yellow tea was about to reach the most embarrassing part of his pants!
Ah!" The phoenix man jumped up and began wiping himself on the paper towel. It seemed that he was going crazy!
"You bastard. Goods! Just you wait! "Today, I —"
"Mom, Mom, that bad uncle of mine pissed his pants in fright!" A little loli's mocking laughter sharply interrupted the Phoenix man's exasperation.
He quickly used one hand to cover that area and charged towards Xia Xiaomo, wishing that he could strangle her to death! However, before he could even get close, the waiter in the teahouse and people in the palace secretly arranged for him to come and persuade him. That phoenix man fluttered from left and right, unable to get close to Little Mo no matter how hard he tried.
However, Xia Xiaomo didn't need to do anything as she simply sat there, watching as the Phoenix Man fled under the ridicule of the crowd.
The scene today was truly marvelous. Why was it that each of the men he met was more shameless than the last?
Xia Xiaomo ate another pile of snacks before calming herself down. Could it be that she had been stuck in Ye Beichen's world for so long that she didn't know what had happened outside? Or could it be that Ye Beichen had raised her appetite to such an extent that she could no longer accept the reality of the outside world? There were only two spots left. One had to succeed!
At 4 PM in the afternoon, Xia Xiaomo finally met her fourth blind date. "Ugh .." If she remembered correctly, her matchmaking partner was a man, right? Then who could tell her why she was sitting in front of a well-maintained middle-aged woman? Auntie, did you recognize the wrong person?
In the end, the woman sitting opposite her started talking. It was Big Sister Ziling's coquettish voice! At the same time, he wore a fake smile on his face. It was truly strange!
"Aiyo, you are Miss Suxia? Me, it's Fancy's mommy. Oh, my Fantasy, I'm too sleepy, I haven't even woken up for my nap. I was afraid that you would be in a hurry, so I came first for him. "But you don't have to worry, Fan Xun would come the moment he wakes up. Miss Xia is such a cultured girl, you wouldn't mind at all, right?"
Hehehe, Xia Xiaomo really wants to mind, is there still time?
Little Mo smiled back, "Hello, Auntie!" In his heart, he had already sentenced that "Fantasy" to death!
After four o'clock, you sleep too long to get out of bed, and ask your mother to come in your place without saying hello? Your graduation certificate from kindergarten was bought, wasn't it? You don't even have the least bit of respect for others? Ah, to be able to make your mother do it for a blind date, did you want to find your father to do it when you were in your bridal room?
"Aiyo, Miss Xia looks so simple and honest, but she should still be pretty after dressing up." Fan Zhe's mother was not someone who was easy to deal with. After greeting her, she took out a small notebook to make various demands on Xia Xiaomo, "Miss Xia, can you let me see your teeth?"
"Why?" Of course, Xia Xiaomo refused.
"Aiya, of course I'm looking at your teeth, okay? Our son has very strict requirements on girls. If you have bad breath or bad teeth, it will affect your kiss. " As the woman spoke, she waited for Little Foam to open her mouth and show her!
Auntie, if you want to see my mouth, there is absolutely no problem. However, you can wait until your son shows me his mouth." Xia Xiaomo saw three weird scum men, this was the first time she had seen a weird scum man's mother. "No wonder her aunt always said that she had to make a detour when she saw a dregs man, because every man must have a weird mother behind him!
"Aiya, Miss Xia, how can you be so sharp-tongued?" Realizing that these words were a bit too much when they first met, that eccentric scum of a mother immediately corrected herself, "Aiyo, it's better if you're a girl. Do you understand?"
Hmph, is that how a lady should be treated? Pui!
"Women take precedence over elders and children. How about, I take a look at your teeth first. Honestly speaking, I also have a request for my future mother-in-law." Xia Xiaomo's face was already cold.
The woman's face immediately flushed red. "Aiyo, you little girl, how can you speak like that? "You .."
Xia Xiaomo interrupted, "Does Auntie think respecting the elderly and cherishing the young is wrong?"
The woman angrily closed the little book. "I wouldn't have bothered to come and see you if Fantasy hadn't been satisfied with your picture." "I'll tell you —"
Xia Xiaomo replied directly, "Take care, I won't send you off!"
But when she steeled her resolve, the woman started giggling again. She probably thought that her son was quite satisfied with Little Mo, so she left just like that without being able to explain, right? She raised that fake smile again, "Aiyo, Auntie was joking with you, why are you so angry? It's easy to get old when you're angry. Just leave your teeth behind for me to see. Can you stand up and let Auntie have a look? "
"What are you planning to do this time?" Xia Xiaomo had already seen through this woman, and knew that it was definitely not a good thing.
"Auntie is really concerned about you. I want to see if your health is good — —" Before she could finish her sentence, Xia Xiaomo angrily took over, "I want to see if my buttocks are big enough to be reared, right?"
Are you going to the farmers' market to choose pork, or are you going to choose a concubine from the ancient palace? Humiliating someone else's character, you know? If someone has a girl and they strip your son of his pants and see if he's big or not, would you like it?
Aiyo, Xia Xiaomo is indeed a sensible girl." "Women, the most important thing is to have a successor. Otherwise, why would a man marry a wife?" The woman felt that what she said made a lot of sense!
Auntie, you are exaggerating!" Little Mo bluntly replied, "I think, the most important thing for a woman is to survive, not to reproduce. A woman gets married because she finds the right person. A woman gets married so she can live a better life. Why else would a woman marry? "Find an ancestor to serve her and make her a new father?
"Miss Xia, what you're saying is wrong .." The woman also gave Little Mo a serious ideological education, called brainwashing. However, the more she spoke, the more Little Mo hated her. Ai, it's not that the present mother-in-law is bad, but that the former bad woman is going to be a mother-in-law!
The only thing Xia Xiaomo wanted to do now was make a wish to heaven: Please give me a pair of earplugs!
That woman had been talking non-stop for more than half an hour without even drinking a single sip. It didn't stop until her son appeared! Oh, my! Even Xia Xiaomo had never seen Ye Beichen act so arrogantly when this young master Fanzi appeared!
This mother had already arrived. Behind her were her parents, grandparents, and all the other aunts and uncles that she could or couldn't think of. All of them had arrived in a grandiose manner! What was he trying to do? A blind date meeting such a large group of friends and family? I thought your family was going to hold a family convention here!
But then again, this Fan fellow's appearance was indeed ordinary, but compared to the previous one or two, he could be considered as the eldest son of a shorty. He was finally able to look at him. No wonder Fanzi's mother was so excited. She stood up and rushed over to give her son a fierce kiss. "Fanzi, Mommy's darling, you finally woke up .."
Ugh! Xia Xiaomo wanted to vomit!
After the mother and son had kissed for a long time, she became a mother. Finally, he pulled his son's hand and walked in front of Xia Xiaomo. That No. 4 Mummy was shy as well.
Hehe, Xia Xiaomo expressed that she was already shocked by the scene before her. Aunt, are you sure you want to bring out an adult son and not a giant baby that has no chance of survival?
"Why don't you get up? Didn't you see my son? " Seeing them walk over, before Xia Xiaolei could get up, the woman got angry and kicked the table! And directly from the coquettish, switched to the valiant lion roar!
Xia Xiaomo, on the other hand, was not afraid. She wanted to ask: Does your foot hurt? But before she could say anything, the No. 4 Mummy began to make a ruckus. She leaned into his mother's embrace and acted like a spoiled child, "Mom, this woman looks different from the pictures! I don't want to date her, so quickly turn her into a picture! "