C48 Little Foam Clean Him Up!
Child, you have lived in the world of Harlequin since you were a child, haven't you? Do you really think your mother is a mage?
Xia Xiaomo was simply speechless. Did this man not bring his IQ with him when he left the house, or did he not bring his IQ with him when he came into the world? How can you be so brainless?
What made her even more terrified was that the man's mother immediately went to coax her son, "Fanzi, don't be angry, it's not good for your body. If you get sick, all of us will feel heartache! "Fantasy .."
Not only was his mother coaxing him, even his father, grandfather and mother, who were sitting at other tables, were also looking in his direction. Those worried eyes seemed to be asking him what had happened. Xia Xiaomo could even feel the anger emanating from those people! What is it? They could already tell from so far away that she had angered the man?
Alright, I finally understand how a coward grows up. His parents and family were all so doting. It would be strange if this mummy boy could grow up!
Therefore, Xia Xiaomo had decided that she would properly tease this mummy. If she accidentally stimulated his growth, it would be even better. No need to be polite, her surname is Lei, she doesn't leave her name when doing good deeds!
She took out a wet towel from her bag and wiped off the mask on her face. Then, she smiled at the mummy who was still messing around. "Do you like my current look?"
Ma Bao's eyes were wide open as he excitedly said to his mother, "Right, right, this is the girl I want to date, she's even better than the pictures!"
But the mother... Unhappily, he slapped the table and said, "You obviously look like this, yet you intentionally put on makeup to deceive others. Do you know that doing so is very wicked .."
Shameless? Your mother has taught you to such an extent, that's the one that lacks morals, alright! However, Xia Xiaomo couldn't be bothered to get angry at her, and said to the Mummy, feeling wronged, "Aiya, your mother is so mad at me, I'm so scared."
"Mommy!" The man immediately went to anger his mother, "Don't speak anymore, otherwise Fan Cai will get angry!"
Although the woman was holding back her anger, she was still very obedient. She didn't dare to say a word. Xia Xiaomo glanced at her contemptuously, saying, "Take a seat."
"Oh, sit, sit." The mummy didn't listen to his mother either. He insisted on sitting down next to Xia Xiaomo.
Sigh, this family's seats were really one for each seat. Otherwise, she would have suspected that the guy would just directly sit on top of her. However, it didn't matter. There was another silver needle on her head. If anyone dared to be rude to her, then she would let them have a taste of the taste of being served a great punishment!
"Miss Xia, I really like you. Are you willing .." Mother Bao Man is really shameless, she just sat down and wanted to come over to hold Little Mo's hand. Naturally, Little Mo kept her distance from him and smiled at the man, "Do you really like me?"
Ma Bao male nodded with all his might. Even in his dreams, he wanted to marry a beautiful girl.
Xia Xiaomo smiled again, "Okay then, tell me, what's your education? What job? How much is your monthly salary? " She wanted to see where this kind of brainless person worked!
Unexpectedly, the man answered very quickly, "I have a university degree and eat royal food. My monthly salary is not little."
Xia Xiaomo acknowledged, "Is your university degree a junior college degree or an undergraduate? Which unit do you eat royal food at? How much is a month's salary? "
In the end, the man couldn't answer, so he went straight to his mother. "Mommy, what qualifications did dad buy for me? Where did he hang up his job at .."
Hehehe! It was really beautiful. A student's education was bought, and a worker's job was taken care of. That meant this giant baby was hiding at home and chewing on old age? You still have the nerve to say that you earn a lot of money?
"Fantasy!" The woman's thick skin finally turned red, signaling her son to stop talking. This really wasn't a glorious matter.
She was still feeling bitter! This child didn't study well since he was young. It was hard for adults like them, but in the end, this child still failed to accomplish anything. In the end, he had no choice but to buy a degree for him, then summon all his relatives to finally hang him in a school, saying that he was the librarian of the school.
You don't have to work every month, you just have to go to school every day and show your face. However, it would be great if he could retire after earning some money, because the school paid for the five insurance and one gold. His pension will be a little higher than average.
Now they could only rely on her and her husband to support their family. Fortunately, they were still able to earn some money, and the children's grandparents all had a pension. She really hated Xia Xiaomo for asking such a straightforward question in her heart, otherwise how could her son have leaked the information?
However, Xia Xiaomo didn't care about her inner thoughts, she continued to ask the man, "Aiya, your education is fake. Is your month's salary enough to support yourself? "
Ma Bao Man replied excitedly, "It's enough, of course it's enough. "My mom and dad have a lot of money. Raising you and our kids won't be a problem!"
Hehehe, this is the first time seeing your child and he has already come out. Your thinking is really long term, hahaha! Xia Xiaomo deliberately said, "You say there's no problem, so there's no problem? What if your parents lie to you? "You have to give me a specific number!"
That mother .. She was unhappy again. "What's going on with you, girl? We're looking for an economically independent woman, not... "
Yo, you expect to find an independent economy in your son's condition? However, if you don't have an independent economy, your family probably won't be able to support it. However, Xia Xiaomo didn't have the time to listen to their chatter, she immediately interrupted her mother and said to the man, "Your mother is scolding me again, it's so scary!"
Sure enough, Bao-ma went to scold his mother again, very harshly. This was yet another extreme. Some men were foolish and filial. No matter what their parents said, they would never care about their wives. They treated their wives like outsiders and helped their parents bully them. And this mummy was even more selfish. To be able to yell at his own mother like this, who else could he expect him to respect in the future?
He could sacrifice every minute!
In the end, although the woman was furious, she suppressed her anger and began to speak kindly to her son. Xia Xiaomo could only say that she was truly a "loving mother"!
"Alright, you don't have to be afraid, my mommy won't interrupt anymore." I'll protect your pride. This made Xia Xiaomo recall that even Ye Zikun, who had a low IQ, had never been so stupid. As expected, having low IQ was better than having a brain injury!
"How many girlfriends have you talked about before?" Xia Xiaomo asked again.
"Eight!"
"No!"
Ma Bao Man and his mother said the same thing, but their answers were completely different.
"How many are there?" Xia Xiaomo only went to see Ma Bao because she believed that he was telling the truth.
"Mommy, if you keep talking, Fan Zhe will get angry!" Ma Bao Man scolded his mother first before replying to Little Mo, "Eight."
"So many?" And because of what? " Xia Xiaomo thought to herself, just how blind are these eyes that they would fall in love with such a wondrous family? From her estimation, she should have scared the girl off on her first date, right? When people married, the worst thing they could do was to marry an ancestor and give birth to a father. If she were to marry into his family, she would be marrying a bunch of her ancestors. Who knew how many fathers she would have!
"They're not as beautiful as you." Ma Bao male really knew how to reply.
"What if you meet someone more beautiful than me in the future? I know an older sister who looks even better than me. Do you want me to leave her phone number for you? " Xia Xiaomo really wanted to leave Gu Yuxin's phone call with this mummy.
"Alright, alright .." Ma Bao male quickly nodded his head, obviously even God was unable to stop his desire for beauties.
"Fanzi, she's teasing you!" The woman couldn't hold it in anymore, she stood up and walked over to Ma BaoNan's ear, whispering, "Your conditions are so good, how could she not want you and introduce you to someone else? Girls nowadays are really bad, you better not have been fooled. "
I'm really sorry. This time, Xia Xiaomo's sharp ears heard everything. You're saying that I'm bad, right? Then let me open your eyes for you!
"Fantasy!" Xia Xiaomo purposely cried out in a coquettish voice, not to mention Ma Bao Yun who almost broke down, even Gong Cheng almost couldn't hold back as he spat the water across the street. Second Cousin, ah, when you lose your soul, your killing power is too terrifying!
"Fanzi, let me tell you .." The woman quickly said. Originally, his son was tempted by her, but when he was called over by Little Mo, how could he know who his mother was? Immediately, he smiled and said to Xia Xiaomo, "Ai, darling, I'm here. Your baby is here! "
"Fanzi, you treat me so well, so well, I really like you so much." She felt that with her exaggerated acting skills, it would be a pity if she did not become an actor.
"That's great! I also like you so much. We .." The mummy was about to grab Little Mo's hand. Little Mo was so scared that she retracted her hands and shouted, "Don't touch it!"
The man's heart almost flew out of his chest. No one had ever dared to yell at him like this in his entire life. Before Ma Bao male's mother's tantrum, Xia Xiaomo changed to a coquettish voice again, "My hands are dirty, I'm afraid I'll dirty your hands as well."
When the man saw the beautiful girl smile at him, he couldn't find the right words to say. "You do well, we must be together."
Xia Xiaomo nodded, "Yes, let's be together, but what if your mother doesn't agree?"
Ma Bao male immediately glared at his mother, "She dares!"
The woman probably felt embarrassed, but she also put on a high front, "As long as we, Fanzi, like it, we can still reluctantly accept it."
Seeing that the fire was almost out, Xia Xiaomo mustered up her strength and said a few pleasant words. The man then announced in public that he would not marry Xia Xiaomo. Only then did Xia Xiaolei say, "I have two small, small flaws. I don't know if Uncle, Auntie, Grandpa, Grandpa, and Grandma .." After calling all her relatives in one breath, she added, "Do you mind?"
Oh my god, just shouting out a circle would be exhausting for a bunch of ancestors!
"What little flaw do you have?" Although Ma BaoNan had already said he didn't mind, his mother still insisted on asking.
"Oh, just two small flaws!" Xia Xiaomo answered with a smile, "Kefu! "Infertility!"